You guys take off, and Pit begins to sing a song!
Pit:
(Y/N): Uh ...
Palutena: What are you singing?
Pit: It's just a little victory song I came up with!
Ruby: And it fits! We stopped Viridi and her plans of human genocide! Now we can focus on Hades again!
Palutena: Not quite. We still have to contend with her forces. Specifically, Arlon the Serene.
(Y/N): Arlon? Is he one of her commanders like Cragnalanche?
Palutena: Yes, and he has a weapon so lethal, it makes Reset Bombs seem like firecrackers. Arlon's base is close by. You see the moon?
Pit: Yeah, it's really pretty tonight.
Palutena: And what about that?
Yang: What moon t- WAGH!
There were two moons.
Blake: How did-
Weiss: Is this some kind of illusion? Or am I dreaming? Because if I'm dreaming, then someone pinch me.
Ruby pinched Weiss.
Weiss: AGH! I'm awake alright.
The second moon then splits open.
(Y/N): WOAH!
Pit: What kind of moon is that?
Palutena: THAT'S Arlon's Lunar Sanctum. Clearly, there's more to it than meets the eye.
Yang: Hey, it looks really cool.
But then a giant laser almost hit you guys.
Yang: AGH! AND DANGEROUS! COOL AND DANGEROUS!!
(Y/N): Take evasive action!
Soon...
You guys get closer to the Sanctum.
(Y/N): Man, these lasers are dangerous!
Palutena: With all THIS firepower, Arlon must be preparing for a massive attack.
???: Why on earth would I be attacking? I'm far too busy...defending, my dear.
A voice rang out. He sounded fancy and upper-class.
Arlon the Serene
Palutena: You must be Commander Arlon.
Arlon: Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lady Palutena. And yours too, young master Pit, young master (Y/N), Lady Rose, Lady Schnee, Lady Belladonna, and Lady Xiao-Long. I have heard tales of your prowess from our Mistress Viridi.
(Y/N): How nice of her.
Pit: Weirdly nice.
Arlon: She said I mustn't let your attacks spread chaos HERE of all places. Before you cause the most unnatural harm, let us sit down for a chat.
Palutena: I might consider it if you withdrew your forces... ...and banded with us to face the Underworld Army together.
Arlon: Those decisions fall to the will of Mistress Viridi. Unfortunately, it's entirely out of my purview. I do hope you understand.
Blake: Of course.
Weiss: It was worth a shot.
Pit: What's a purview? And why do you talk like that? Bad guys are supposed to be more like "Graaahhh!" and "I'm gonna KEEL you!"
Arlon: The young master is skilled in impressions, I see. Would you care to perform more?
Pit: Uh, that's all I've got.
(Y/N): God damn it, Pit.
Then a part of the core opens up.
Palutena: WATCH OUT!
Everyone: WOAH!
You dodged the laser attack.
Palutena: That attack was vicious! I see a corridor we can enter through. Hold on!
She guides you all into a corridor.
Palutena: As I mentioned earlier, the Lunar Sanctum is very heavily fortified. But a victory here could help us contain all of Viridi's army.
(Y/N): You heard her! Let's go! A- WOAH!
An enemy appeared.
Ruby: AGH!
She slashed it.
Ruby: What was that?
More of them showed up!
Arlon: Let me introduce you to the Flages, the covert-ops specialists for Viridi's army. Do they strike your fancy?
(Y/N): Not really.
Arlon: Personally, I'm quite fond of them.
(Y/N): Because we care that much.
Arlon: Sarcasm is unbecoming of you.
With that, you guys were able to get into the Lunar Sanctum, which looked like a city on the inside!
Ruby: WOAH!
Pit: Talk about ritzy.
Palutena: It's like a whole other world. A classier world.
Arlon: I'm deeply flattered by your gracious compliments.
Pit: Who knew the Lunar Sanctum would be so nice?
Palutena: I could get used to a place like this!
Arlon: Perhaps you could. But the Lunar Sanctum doesn't have room for any...MORE guests.
Palutena: Uh, it's not THAT nice.
(Y/N): We're still taking you down, Arlon!
Weiss: No matter how nice this place is.
Arlon: I understand. You have no regard for other people's property. If you'll excuse me, I must go gird my loins for your arrival.
Pit: TMI! Nobody wants to hear about your loins!