Fast Man! (KDA x Male Reader)

By WoffleStomp

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A boy who did way too much street racing and learned cars at a super young age! Ultimately, he ruined his lif... More

Lap 1: The right headspace
Lap 2: A night in paradise
Lap 3: That neon angle
Lap 4: Weekend living
Lap 5: Broken down
Lap 6: It's happening
Lap 7: Turning point
Lap 8: Meeting the team
Lap 10: New replacement
Lap 11: Got u :)
Lap 12: Uh oh
Lap 13: No regerts
Lap 14: Zaun-nights
Lap 15: Forgive and forget
Lap 16: Some diva action
Lap 17: Revenge
Lap 18: Rebellious nature
Lap 19: Just another car
Lap 20: Its very car
Lap 21: Some chill time
Lap 22: Games, unlimited games
Lap 23: Heart in a void
Lap 24: Beefin...
Lap 25: Some 'dancing'
Lap 26: Christmas in August
Lap 27: I love artists
Lap 28: Stuff's abrewing
Lap 29: Fairy's game
Lap 30: Clearing my head
Lap 31: Kayn attorney
Lap 32: Bao
Lap 33: Take that! Objection!
Lap 34: Unstoppable tour
Lap 35: Bruh...
Lap 36: Scooped up
Lap 37: Sick confession bro
Lap 38: Action scene
Lap 39: F%#$ YOU!!!
Lap 40: The Freljord afterlife
Lap 41: Resettling in
Lap 42: Rebounds
Lap 43: Big Dog Status Monday
Lap 44: Goofing on the errands
Lap 45: Getting into spirit
Lap 46: Fairy thang
Lap 47: Halloweener shenanigans
Lap 48: Holiday limbo
Lap 49: I'm thankful for...
Lap 50: Holiday spirit
Lap 51: The truly right headspace

Lap 9: New rivalry

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By WoffleStomp

Y/N POV

Me and Kali hop in my car, it's meet time. 

I'm healed up enough after a week to walk under my own power, just not very far. 

Kali: Wanna head to the Piltover meet? 

Y/N: Eh, sure, I'll try something new, heard Kayn was doing well over there. 

Kali: Oh yeah, they'd love your car, bunch of chumps. 

Y/N: Alright...

*NYOOOM! TURBO FLUTTER! POP POP!* 

This the hottest DJ in the world right now... All them other, they ain't see it coming...

We pull up to the meet, music bumping. 

Y/N: Alright, we got their attention, now, neutral. 

Kali puts it in neutral. 

Y/N: Bump the gas a bit. 

*VWOM! VWOM! CRACKLE! BLOWOFF!*

Y/N: There we go...

Kali giggles at what she just did, she's perfect for my car. 

We pull into a spot, leaving a trail of people following us. 

Fan: Woah... Kali, nice wheels-

Kali: This isn't mine; this is his!

Y/N: It's true. I made this baby. 

Fan: What's in it? 

Y/N: 4G63, turbo charged, I did a hextech drivetrain swap, making it flippable between rear wheel and all wheels. I got the drift tires set up with the smooth grip, so... we could have some fun with it. *Grunt* 

Chest! Ack! 

I lean on the car, smug grinning the crowd of people. 

Other fan: Oh shit! You're Akali's boyfriend! You got shot, holy shit! 

I am now a celebrity, great. 

Wanted to be famous for racing, but the I-got-shot empathy will work for now. 

Kali and I separate, she heads to the biker group, I stay with the modern JDM scene. 

New Civics, new Lancers, 350z's, one person got his NSX out. 

I like the new stuff, it's cool, you just can't get your hands dirty with it. 

I see Ezreal hop out of a new GT-R, he has a GT-R?!

Ezreal: Like the new car, Y/N, gimme some...

Y/N: Holy shit, thought Ekko killed you or something. 

Ezreal: Please, Zaunites got heart but... oof... my brain saved my ass. 

Y/N: Yeah? 

Ezreal: You still got that POS Lancer? 

Y/N: Hey that POS got me laid many times, even gapped Ahri in her Lambo. 

Ezreal: Shit, all that money you could've bought two of these! 

He points back at his new Nissan GT-R. 

Y/N: Speaking of, when did you get this? 

He pops the hood; I lift it for him, grunting because it hurts my chest. 

Yep, stock, about what I expected, he took the engine cover off though.

Y/N: You have any plans? 

Ezzy: Eh, heard another turbo might be the move, might do some hextech, you just can't do shit with these newer cars other than a dyno-test, ECU tune, ugh...

Y/N: Hey, Ezzy, just slap on some aftermarket body parts on it or something, good enough. 

Ezzy: I'm not doing visuals first, that's not how we roll, you know that better than anybody. 

Ezzy likes his cars pristine, like that gauntlet that could break his wrist at any moment. 

It's understandable, shit could be career ending. 

Ezzy: Texted Ekko, he should be here any second. 

*BRAPAPAP! POP! POP! LOW RUMBLING NYOOOM!* 

Hemi, that's a Dodge Challenger if I've ever heard. 

It's got a Scat Pack... oh boy...

Ezzy: See, I went this route, he went the other way. 

Ekko parks up next to us. 

Ezzy: Hey, you were so quiet I couldn't hear-

*VWOM! VWOM!*

That noise was followed by an Ekko giggle. 

Y/N: God he's worse than Jinx? 

Ezzy: Jinx has a car? 

Y/N: Yep... she takes good care of it though. 

Ekko: Y/N!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!

Ekko comes over and hugs me, making me wince. 

Y/N: Ah! Dude, I still got a hole in my chest, relax! It's good to see ya...

Ekko: Shit, how long as it been, like... high school ain't it? You're dating Akali now, now that's ironic. 

Y/N: Yep, you got the news too. 

Ekko: Of course, I did! You just gotta watch out, Akali is different than the... "bitch" you used to pick on. 

Y/N: Yeah, no shit, she's fucking amazing, I couldn't have asked for anyone better to take my reins man. 

Ekko: Mothafucka, you simpin' ASS!!! You have not changed, you just simpin' for the right people now. But uhh...

Ezzy: You got a problem, hey Ekko how's your eye? 

Ekko: How's yo fingees?

Ezzy: Ready for another round in the pit, how about it? 

Ekko: Nah, aye, Y/N, why don't you fight, you're built! 

Ezzy: All that wrenchin' did ya good, huh? 

Both of them giggle while I just rotate around in a circle. 

Y/N: So, what's my prob-

Ekko: Ah! I just wanted to make sure you saw it, look at the biker crew, looky look look...

He rotates me, pointing in the direction of Kali. 

Ezzy: Oooh... bad luck Y/N...

Y/N: Who are those guys? 

I see three guys surrounding Akali, each trying their best to chat her up. 

Ekko: From left to right, we got, Draven, his brother, Darius, and Jhin on the end. 

Ezzy: Yeah, and they're bad news bears. Draven and Darius are brothers, they try to sell the other one, and bounce back and forth. 

Ekko: Jhin, he's bad, like bad bad, he's fucking insane, and girls love his crazy careless attitude, he loves hooking up with any girl that'll give him the chance so that he can mess around with them. 

Y/N: Mess around? So just fuckin'?

Ekko: More than fuckin...

Nah, Akali is smart, she wouldn't give me up for anybody. 

Y/N: She said she wouldn't replace me? 

Ezzy: Dog, Darius is ripped, Draven is also ripped, they are hot frat bros, you really think they wouldn-

Y/N: RIGHT!!! Right... I heard enough, so what do I do? 

Ekko: Start macking on her man! 

Ezzy: Nah, be direct, you should hit one of them with a tire iron while they're not looking. 

They both chuckle at that. 

Ekko: Nah, don't do that, that was a joke.

Ezzy: Unless...

Ekko: I can't wait until our next fight. 

Ezzy: Hey, I'll whoop you any day, you owe me another fight.

They both start staring at each other like angry dogs, oh boy...

I'm not getting caught in this, so I trickle away. 

I'll try the easy approach first. 

Let's just hope I wasn't too late. 

Kali: Oh! Y/N! Hey, meet these two wonderful guys! 

Draven: What's up Y/N? 

Darius: Nice to meet you. 

I dab up Draven and shake Darius' hand, squeezing extra hard. 

Kali: Jhin, come on...

Jhin: What's up...

Y/N: Hey...

We both awkwardly wave at each other. 

Kali: I was just gonna go to their place for a little bit, you should come! 

Draven cringes. 

Draven: Ehh... I don't know Kali...

Kali: What, come on! He's amazing, you'd love him! You saw his car! 

Darius: Yeah, I don't know. 

Y/N: I gotta go home and rest anyway, bullet in the chest and all. 

Darius: See! He can't come! 

Draven: Y/N, it's not you bro, she's just hot. 

Darius: Dude, shut the fuck up. Hey, it's nice meeting you, but we gotta party before Swain calls me in, alright? 

Kali: Oh, uhh... 

Y/N: So, you gonna choose me, or them? I understand I've been a coma for two weeks, but I was ready to catch up. 

Kali: What'ya talking about, Y/N? Relax, I'll be back!

Y/N: So, you're choosing them? Aight, keys. 

They both snicker a little. 

Kali: Wha- I-

Y/N: Keys!

She tosses the keys, scolding me. 

Draven: Hey, relax buddy, so she doesn't-

*MIRROR SHATTERING! METAL CLANKING!*

I push his bike over, shitty Yamaha...

Draven: HEY!!! YOU PIECE OF!!!

Darius: Relax bro... relax, I think we let him have that one...

Just wait till I tell Jinx what y'all did...

I get in the car, ignoring nearly everybody. 

Kayn: Shit, Y/N! Y/N! What happened man? 

Y/N: I'm not cut out for P-Piltover...

*NYOOM! SKRRRT! POP POP!* 

I look in the rear-view mirror, a genuinely concerned Kayn with his hands on his head looks at me. 

QUICK KAYN POV

Y/N just shattered Drav's bike, shit, not good. 

Rhaast: Well, maybe you should do... something... about it? 

Not that way, shut up!

Rhaast grumbles as I run over to his car. 

Kayn: Shit, Y/N! Y/N! What happened man? 

Y/N looks up at me with a sulking face, oh boy... breakup? 

Y/N: I'm not cut out for P-Piltover...

And... he's gone!

Shit... what the fuck happened? 

I look at Ezzy and Ekko, my eye flashing red. 

Rhaast: Good... give in...

SHUSH!!!

Ekko: Shit, don't look at us! 

Kayn: That man is what made me appreciate the car scene, he gave me motivation to deal with the issues I had, that man changed my fucking life, I just never got the chance to tell him. WHAT!!! HAPPENEDUH?!!

Ezzy: Bro... relax... relax...

I feel the shadows... they scream... 

I grab him with one hand, lifting him up and making some people around us gasp. 

Kayn: Tell me... now...

Ekko: We saw Draven, Darius, and Jhin gawking at Kali, she rode off with Draven and Darius, that's it! That's it! 

I drop his pathetic body on the ground, watching him gasp for air like the privileged scum he is...

I march to my B'mer, plopping inside and shutting the door. 

*NYOOOM! CRACKLE!* 

I arrive outside Darius' house... oh Darius, no-no-no... you let your brother get in your head! 

Poor... little... general...

Rhaast: What's your plan? 

Kayn mumbles: Ideas? 

Rhaast: Kill...

Kayn mumbles: How about? Not kill, but suffer...

Rhaast: Even better...

I hold my hand out, a scythe forms from thin air, it's time...

Music bumping, they won't hear... THIS!!!

*CRASH! SMASH!* 

Darius' Harley, gone...

Draven's Yamaha, gone...

I stomp on it with all my might. 

*CRUMPLE! GAS LEAKING!* 

Akali's bike? I don't see it... must be still at the meet...

Lucky girl...

Rhaast: You are doing this Y/N a favor... finish it...

Kayn mumbles: Yes sir.

I look in the window, nobody in the living room, they must have showed her the basement, good they're trapped...

Kayn mumbles: Stove...

I hear Rhaast's demon laugh, he's pleased...

*GLASS BREAKING! DOOR LOCK BREAKING!* 

I break my way in... nothing will change...

I beeline it to the kitchen, grabbing a beer from the fridge and downing it. 

I turn every single stove knob, filling the room with gas. 

I can smell the gas; it tingles in my nostrils and makes Rhaast even more pleased...

Very potent stove... ahh... might as well get the ovens in too...

I let my scythe drip gasoline from the motorcycles as I exit the house, all the way to the back of my car. 

Anti-lag... do your thing...

The scythe fades away as I climb into my car. 

I look with a triumphant grin.

My last look at the party before setting it a blaze.

*POP! POP! POP!*

The gas trail was enough... Rhaast laughs harder. 

*BOOM! FIRE CRACKLING!* 

I snap back to reality, Rhaast goes silent. 

Oh... oh no! What happened?! Fuck... I'm not getting involved in this! 

*RUMBLING NYOOM! BRRRRR!* 

Look behind me, coast is clear... oof...

Rhaast: Good boy...

Kayn: WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME JUST DO?!!

Rhaast: Just helped an old friend out...

Kayn: WHAT?!!

Rhaast: Relax... you aren't going to be involved... nobody knew it was you...

Y/N POV

I rip into the driveway, not wasting time. 

I go into my room, slamming my door like a moody teen. 

I knew this would happen... I knew this would happen... I knew this would happen...

She tricked me... holy shit... how I could I be so stupid? She found hotter guys to rub it in my face.

I'll never be like them, to think! TO FUCKING THINK!!! THAT I WOULD BE BOYFRIEND MATERIAL FOR HER!!!

Fuck, I deserve this... I deserve this... Vik, you were right, love ain't worth it...

Fuck... fuck... fuck...

Y/N: FUCK!!! 

*LOUD PUNCH!* 

I hit the punching dummy in the corner, making my chest hurt, but that doesn't stop me. 

Y/N: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!

*THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!*

I stomp on it, in hopes I break it. 

I see three tails quickly zoom away as I look up at the doorway to my room. 

Y/N: Yeah, Ahri, I'm fucking pissed! Sorry if I'm causing too much noise! 

I plop down on the bed, curling in a ball like a big baby.

Don't shed tears... don't cry... fuck, I'm crying, I'm crying...

I'm such a baby...

I get a text from Akali, fuck off...

I imagine it's one of those cucking Snaps that I see on Instagram, where the girl is throating another dude...

Fuck you...

I cut the lights and put my head down, throwing my phone across the room, forgetting about technology for a bit. 

NO SNOOZE TIME!

Author's Note:

Wow, what a baby. Jk, shit happened so fucking fast. 

Song: The Weeknd - Less Than Zero

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