Robin: come get your gun QUICK and get in here
Nancy: why what's wrong?
Robin: there's a moth flying around
Nancy: robin it's a moth.
Robin: :(
Nancy: I'm coming
Robin: :)
Robin: why did you never mention you have ear damage
Nancy: ??? I thought you knew
Nancy: happy valentine's day my love <3
Robin: didn't ask
Nancy: I'm never being nice to you again
Robin: happy valentine's day :))
Robin: pussy
Nancy: steve why do you have my girlfriend's phone
Robin: fuck
Nancy: pick between green or purple
Robin: blue
Nancy: no sex for a week
Robin: GREEN
Robin: we almost got in a car crash
Nancy: oh my god are you both okay???
Robin: oh yeah we're okay he just said I'm too much of a pussy to grab the steering wheel from him and swerve
Nancy: and you did it
Robin: well yeah I had to prove him wrong
Robin: will you ever teach me how to shoot a gun
Nancy: definitely not
Robin: why :(
Nancy: when I handed you one you held it with it pointing at you
Robin: who's smarter me or steve
Nancy: you're both idiots
Robin: tiny wheeler
Nancy: leave me height alone!!
Robin: a tiny baby
Nancy: cba
Nancy: can you come and get me this box from the top shelf please
Robin: LMFAO
Robin: ofc <3
Nancy: I know you're at work right now but thank you again for comforting me last night about my nightmare
Robin: just on a break now and no worries nance I'll always be there for you <3
Nancy: I love you
Robin: I love you too see you in a bit
Bonus of a little bit of little robin :)
Robin: mis you cme home pls mama
Nancy: I miss you too baby but where is steve?
Robin: seve seepies
Nancy: I'll be home soon, go wake up steve and I'll see you soon okay?
Robin: otay !£&:)
Nancy: I love you darling
Robin: I lov yu mama :))9/$/
nancy definitely has ear damage from all her guns and nothing can convince me otherwise