ive run out of ideas
Robin: help
Nancy: what
Robin: the cat pissed on my shoes :(
Nancy: LMFAO
Nancy: serves you right for laughing when I fell yesterday
Robin: why did I marry you
Nancy: why did I just see you climb inside our house from the window
Robin: I forgot my keys
Nancy: IM LITERALLY IN THE HOUSE
Nancy: *sends a photo of her sobbing*
Robin: why are you crying??? are you okay???
Nancy: the bill and frank episode is one of the sweetest but saddest thing I've seen
Robin: YOURE WATCHING THE LAST OF US WITHOUT ME!??
Nancy: can we get a turtle
Robin: no
Nancy: why :(
Robin: the last turtle bit me then killed himself by falling to the floor :)
Nancy: sigh
Robin: I love you so much I would do anything for you and I can't believe you're mine
Nancy: what do you want me to get
Robin: buy me some mac and cheese please <3
Nancy: why did steve tell me you just went to your autism test with a suit
Robin: why not
Nancy: jesus christ..
Robin: I'm diagnosed with autism
Robin: what did you do to the asshole neighbor he just came and apologized to me
Nancy: nothing just showed him my gun collection
Robin: ...
Robin: you threatened him didn't you
Nancy: yeah
Nancy: you have 10 seconds to come and cuddle me before you sleep on the couch tonight
Robin: IM COMING WAIT
Nancy: I love you
Robin: whatever
Robin: I love you too <3
Robin: I just want to say uh
Robin: I'm in love with you
Nancy: that's good considering we've been married for 3 years
Robin: you're old
Nancy: I'm only a few months older than you..
Robin: but that's okay I like older women
Nancy: ROBIN?!??/)/
these are fun to write tbh