(I actually don't remember lol, have they gone to the beach before?)
Also thanks so so so so so much for 30K! A beach chapter just seems like an iconic chat chapter, so here! Sorry for not updating the chat recently-state testing y'know 😔
(Link has scheduled a meeting for 12:00 P.M)
📣 Link: Hey guys! I was wondering if you guys wanted to hang at Laverra Beach?
oOo
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-finally i did it-
Revali: Why the hell would I want to hang myself. I still have plenty of things to do in life, like become the hero, roast you, kill-
Mipha: Rev, he meant 'hang' as in 'hang out' not literally hanging yourself. It is often described as a a shortened term for-
Revali: okay okay thanks you don't need to get to the end of that
Daruk: hey little guy! You still up for the beach hangout?
Link: Yeah sure, why not
Urbosa: Yeah! We should go!
Revali: .......dmfasd.fas.df.....as.df........sadf......asd.f....g.r......jhgfd.s......tfds.....hmm i can embarrass link...yeah...
Mipha: You good?
Revali: meh i'll go
Daruk: yay operation laverra...commence!
Zelda: I cleared off the whole beach!!
Link: ...how, exactly?
Zelda: The power of my daddy!
Daruk: *chokes* W-what
Zelda: the king! he arrived so everyone left. he didn't even do anything!
Link: Well Zelda and I are already here to set up
Mipha: Alright I'm
Mipha: ...Zelda is that a castle?
Zelda: No, it's a shade canopy thing. It's woven from over 100 types of intricate and imported silk, 5 different kinds of fabric, and over hundreds and thousands of stretch and sun proof, material. It's also known for being super durable! It's the uLtimate bEach cAnopy®!!! I got it off of Hyrule Ebay for only 10 rupees, actually how awesome is that
Revali: Princess we don't care about your canopy that Link almost ripped.
Link: Sorry, I wanted to play beach volleyball but SPIKED BALL EDITION
Daruk: alright come on! everyone's here now!
Link: Who wants to go to the ocean!?!?!? It's sparkling!
Mipha: I'll go! The sun is baking me alive...
Zelda: Nah, I'll sunbathe for a bit
Urbosa: Front row seats for Linky Winky, huh?
Zelda: U-um WHAT!?! W-who's that ag-agin!
Urbosa: *Wink*
Zelda: .....
Revali: Sorry princess, but your acting sucked.
Zelda: Not everyone wants to be asinine as you!
Revali: *gossip girl gasp* How OFFENDED AM I!
Link: .....who wants to go surfing?
Revali: OOh me me me!!! Pick me!
Link: ...hmm...nobody...
Revali: MEEE! LINK YOU BRATTTTT!
Link: I mean, I hear a few whispers but...hmm...
Revali: LINK!
Link: OKay fine, other than REVALI, who else?
Mipha: Eh I'm fine. I'm scared of sharks, and this beach is towards the southeast part of Hyrule...sharks lay around here. (Just play along with this weird info)
Daruk: wait...
Urbosa: You're scared of your BROTHER?
Mipha: ...*thinks for a moment* E-eh?! Well not like that! You know, those super scary sharks!
Mipha:
*insert shark photo*
(Quick A/N: As stupid as this sounds, I went to Google to find the shark image that Mipha was gonna send, so I searched 'scary deep sea sharks' and I actually got freaked out so that explains why there's no image here :( don't do it y'all)
Daruk: um.....that's kinda scary y'know
Urbosa: Well I'm not going to surf. Last time I went, I saw this scary face under the water and I don't think I have ever exited the water so fast in my whole entire life.
Link: Meh, fair enough, I only brought two boards with me. Revali, take the pink one
Revali: WHA! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!
Link: Because, isn't pink your thing?
Revali: NO TIS NOT
Link: See, you're even turning pink...
Revali: S-stop!
Link: What's the magic word...?
Revali: Shut the f-
Mipha: LANGUAGE! Just because I'm not going surfing with you doesn't mean that you can cuss all you want. I can turn the tide against you if I wanted to.
Revali: ..... why are y'all ganging against me these days...
Urbosa: It's the golden age; the revolt against Revali! We call it the RAR operation.
Zelda: Isn't that like the Revolt Against Rome in ancient Israel? Y'know, when the plebeians refused to go under the patricians rule, and left Rome altogether? Then the patricians had to force the plebeians to come back, because without slaves, they were nothing. Since the plebeians didn't want to, the patricians promised them equal say and rights in everything. They also put the rules up on a BIG stone board in the marketplace! So now, this was the basic structure of society and its government system. The judicial branch and the legislative-
Daruk: Okay tiny princess, if there's one thing I hate, it would be reviewing sixth grade. Please stop. Also I can never get the government stuff correct.
Link: REVALI! I CHALLENGE YOU. A SURF-OFF!!
Revali: Oh it's on, sideburn boy!
Daruk: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Link: *smirks* Can you do... this?
Revali: Ha! With my eyes closed!!
Link: With one leg!
Revali: With no legs!
Link: With no SURFBOARD!
Mipha: Not sure if that's safe-
Revali: Watch me! Just watch!
Link: Oh yeah? *throws surfboard to the side* RAW TALENT! *surfing with his bare feet*
Zelda, shouting over the wind and the waves: LINK YOU'LL GET SWEPT AWAY!! DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
Link: Hahaha- oOf
Revali: Ha! Imagine not being able to FLY
Link: uHhhhhhh oHhhhHhhh *body falls in the waves*
Mipha: I'll save you, LINK! *gets her trident out of thin air and summons a water carriage*
Urbosa: wait wait wait. she could do that?!
Mipha: you're saved now, don't ever do that again *slaps link in the face*
Daruk: can we get an f in the chat for link
Zelda: F
Revali: F you
Urbosa: F
Link: Thanks Mipha (for the save NOT the slap)
Mipha's brain: omigosh link talked to me after i saved him what should i do like i am freaking out
Mipha: Yeah, anytime! mipha.exe has stopped working
Zelda: This canopy was sure worth it
...I mean, only worth 10 rupees but we don't talk about that
Link: U-um Revali I think no more surfing huh
Revali: That's why you ain't got no WINGS!
Link: If i remember correctly...
Link: The current still washed you away but you were able to get yourself back up
Urbosa: Wait yeah! That's why we didn't see him for a while 🤔
Daruk: It's true, little guy! You officially busted Revali!
Zelda: Don't count me! I wasn't looking!
Mipha: I don't know, I wasn't paying attention (onlywatchinglinkheh)
Link: What was that at the end? only...
Mipha: Uh-I mean- only watching if trouble happened! yeah!
'momentarily time skip'
Zelda: It's getting even hotter, so I might change and go down to the ocean. It's super beautiful! *gets off fancy poolside bed (like the one in animal crossing)
Mipha: frick off sharks *dives into the ocean*
Daruk: Am i...drowning
Urbosa: what
Daruk: I think im drowning
Urbosa: You're not drowning, you're just....not swimming
Link: this calls for the swimming lesson 101
Link: Just...it doesn't matter how fat you are, anyone can swim!
(Sheika Slate announcement) Click to enlarge
Quote of the Day Hit!
From Link, at 3:38 P.M, "Just...it doesn't matter how fat you are, anyone can swim!"
📣 🎉
Link: Uh...thank you?
Daruk: Thanks for that! I feel inspired now!
Daruk: *swims across the faron sea*
Revali...careful, that's the...the....ugh not again
Mipha: Even I know that's the spot the new Lizalfos made a civilization in.
Daruk: Oh shoot I SHOULD'VE NEVER GAVE LITTLE GUY MY PROTECTION AHHHHH-
(Daruk has disconnected from the chat)
Zelda: Maybe you inspired him a bit too much
Urbosa: Well are we just gonna leave him there
Revali: tch, sure
Zelda: Kay i got changed
Link: k
Zelda's brain: ugh he didn't even have any reaction. like cmon i spent 3 hours looking through which bikini to wear
Urbosa: revali admit it it's relaxing
Revali: no its not
Urbosa: Why are you making that face when soaking the brim of your feathers in the ocean
Revali: fine it is
Link: The water's actually really pretty; unlike other beaches in Hyrule
Mipha: Yes, that is so because the wind and the water diameter with the recent tide changes have been affecting the water level as well as the color, so that is the reason why towards the shallow end of the ocean there is a foamy white, with seeming-to-look-like cracks in it. It goes from a clear color to a baby blue, then a shade of darker blue and finally, navy. At the navy part, that is where most sea animals reside because the water level gets to a range of 440 feet down-
Urbosa: OKAY UM we don't need to hear about water and sea turtles
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Zelda: GET-
Mipha: PLE-
Urbosa: Leav-
Revali: Asis-
Link: Guys, just give them a moment this has happened before. Traveler, tell us your worries.
UnknownUser: It's me, Daruk
Link: no really
UnknownUser: yeah rly!!!
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caption: guys it's me please little guy!!
Link: okay, the little guy got me.
(UnknownUser has changed name to Daruk)
Daruk: Kay im officially back. the lizalfos place was kinda terrifying. they had marketplaces, apartment homes, gardens, and basically everything you would find in our world.
Mipha: I don't need to know more
Urbosa: That's how we feel every time we talk to you-
Link: Who wants to play volleyball!
Zelda: PUL-EASE!
~a net magically appears~
Link: Okay guys who's playing
Zelda: me
Urbosa: me
Mipha: me
Link: okay then 2 on 2. ...Zelda can you be on my team
Zelda: ok
Revali: okay, go. urbosa i hope you spike that ball in asisine loverboy's face so hard he retires from being a hero
Urbosa: um, okay?
Link: *serves*
Mipha: Why is the ball like that
Urbosa: What do you mean
Mipha: As in, the wind current changes in the ball, making it's shape a different velocity of mat-
Ball: *drops*
Link: Um, that was quiet easy
Urbosa: mipha don't get carried away
Mipha: okay sorry.
Link: *serves again*
Mipha: *recieves ball properly to Urbosa who sets it really bad, but they don't even care*
Mipha: *barely touches ball and tips it to the other side*
Link: *basically dives onto the hot, scratchy sand and crashes onto the sand as it goes perfectly up*
Zelda: Link, you're not immortal, this is just the same as fighting-
Link: Zelda set the ball!
=okay this is kinda boring they finish their game=
Link: we won, 22-25
Urbosa: We only lost because mipha kept on getting LOST in SCIENCE AND MATH
Zelda: You guys only got to 22 points because we had to keep on getting timeouts because link got hurt
Link, wrapping himself in another piece of gauze: sorry-ow-guys
Mipha: Link! want me to heal your wounds?
Zelda: NO!
everyone: *stares*
Zelda: I mean-uh-no, Hyrule has high tech healing things now! Like...medicine, bandages, healing x ray scanners...
Mipha: ok...i guess then...
Urbosa: This beach day has been fun! Let's watch the sunset!
Mipha: Ooh, I gotta get a pic of this
Link: what is that
Revali: it's the sun
Link: no, like that weird wave looking thing and the bumps on the sand
Daruk: Wait i saw that just now
Urbosa: and...where were you just now?
Daruk: the lizalfos civilization, why?
Zelda: Daruk, it doesn't take a genius to piece this together
Mipha: It's camoflauged lizalfos. you just saw it.
Daruk: oh. wait OH i get it now!!!
everyone but daruk: *facepalm*
Link: we better scram before they see us
Zelda: ...too late, they noticed the volleyball already
Lizalfos Jeremy: Hey guys, there's a volleyball net and some fellow people!
Lizalfos Jeremiah: No Jeremy, it's not people-WAIT GUYS IT'S THE CHAMPIONS!!!
Lizalfos Joseph: No way...the master said that if we can kill them it's a 100,000 rupee prize! Guys this is our chance!
Lizalfos Jake: Guys, you do realize how many of us Link has killed on his journey. I'm a silver Lizalfos so i have a higher chance but you-
Lizalfos Joseph: I'm still a green one!
Link: ...are they talking?
Urbosa: looks like arguing to me
Revali: looks like jake is being sassy
Mipha: what?!
Daruk: one two, buckle my shoe, 3, 4, letsgetoutofherebeforeitbecomesabore
Link: let's leave
All Lizalfos: guys they're leaving!
Revali: *flies away*
Link: *summons master cycle zero and vroom vroom away*
Urbosa: *becomes a girl version of zeus and rides away on a cloud*
Daruk: *rolls away*
Zelda: *flies away with her new cool shiny powers*
Mipha: *does the weird age of calamity swimming thing*
Lizalfos Joseph: Look, you guys blew it!
.....
Lizalfos Joseph: Wait, I didn't mean it!
Lizalfos Jake: Always respect your upperclassmen.
Lizalfos Joseph: *gulp*
R.I.P Joseph
Here lies Joseph, our beloved green Lizalfos
Cause of death: Unknown
March 3, 2017 ~ May 11, 2023
Last Words: "Wait, I didn't mean it!"
Thanks for reading AND for 31K reads! Dares and ideas are always appreciated, and cia! (ALSO TOTK IS TOMORROW OMIGOSH-MY LIFE BEGINS TOMORROW BUT ITS SO FRIGGIN EXPENSIVE I-)