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Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips
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I don't see any penises in the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.
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I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
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No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference
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Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news, they found your head
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I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the Sun and not you
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My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life
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There may be two sides to every story, but you're still a douche in both of them
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If you didn't see it with your own eyes or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
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Insult: Suck my dick! Comeback: Why take the job away from your mother
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