I woke up to the sound of my phone ringing and quickly grabbed it.
"Hello?"
"Get up. It's 6 in the morning."
" David please-"
" you said you wanted to start waking up at five but I think you should start at six, so get your ass up." I sighed and closed my eyes. "Wake up!" He laughed.
" David, I swear to God, you will get blocked do you understand? You got me fucked up." I sat up and instantly had to pee.
" you say that every time and you still haven't blocked me." He cleared his throat.
"Don't you have a hose or something? Why am I the first person that you call when you wake up in the morning? This is getting ridiculous." He laughed. " It's not fucking funny." I quickly used the bathroom and hopped in the shower. Once I got clean, I took time to pray and thank God for today and yesterday.
"You should come to New York."
"No, it was an experience that wasn't really all of that. It wasn't how I thought it was going to be."
"What do you mean?"
"They were mean to me."
"Mean to you? What are you talking about?"
" I don't know it was just like they were all so rude to me. And I get it that's how New Yorkers talk, but that is fucking horrible that you guys lack common courtesy, common decency. It didn't help that I had Gia on my arm. They instantly compared us two." I shrugged.
" well, maybe it's just who you were around. Maybe you should experience it with someone who likes the same things that you like. What were you doing?"
" she was on the hunt, if you don't know what that means that's on you. I wanted to go out to eat and have fun you know?" I could hear him moving around. " I wanted to go do fun shit just in general but she didn't want to do that. She wanted to meet face, if you know what I'm saying. I planned that trip for almost a year just for us to get there and say fuck my plan but maybe I overdid the plan but I definitely am a planner and we all know that. I cannot go into something blindly because then I won't get shit done."
" so you're not gonna come here because of one bad experience?" He chuckled and I shrugged.
" It's not funny, do not make me snap on you." He sighed.
" relax, I just think that's ridiculous. New York is a beautiful city, you should never visit it once. Maybe if you visit with your sister, you would experience something different. You will like it."
" you just want me to come down there and I don't know why nobody coming to see you." I frowned up my face.
" if you come to my city, you are going to see me. Even if I pop up on your ass."
" pop-up? Don't get crazy now." He laughed.
I finished getting dressed and went straight the the gym in our complex.
"You strength train or what?"
" I do StairMaster in sessions and reps and I do the treadmill for 45 minutes with a five minute warm-up and steady 30 minutes and 10 minutes sprint. I don't know how to weight train so no."
" you should definitely weight train."
" I don't wanna be muscular."
" you aren't going to get muscular. Then you can train your thighs and your butt and shit like that. You can train certain sections. You cannot spot reduce weight, but you can definitely work a specific set of muscles."
" You have to show me how to weight train, when I come down there."
"So you are going come?"
"Well let me correct myself if I come." I started to tread mill and hopped on. "What are you doing right now?"
"I am communicating with some businesses via email. I am excepting some promotions and shit right now. I need to be trying to figure out how my tour is going to go."
" You are going on tour?"
"Yeah."
" OK so that should be cool, you just got off tour right?"
" yeah but this shit for next year I believe. But we have to get everything together and make sure we get certain places to perform like as far as where my fans are at?"
" you worry about a lot of shit at once. You got kids pants got the world on your fucking back. I am at the point in life where I desire a soft life."
" what is a fucking soft life?"
" not so much fucking stress, I just want to enjoy myself and have fun. Live in luxury, and mind my business."
" I feel like that is how you should feel, you are a young."
" Shit even when I'm older I wanna live like that. My life just has been complicated all my fucking life, so I just wanna change that." I controlled my breathing. "If my breathing gets annoy I'll mute myself... just tell me."
"It's fine." He coughed.
" I feel like you should be in the gym with me, not wherever you're at smoking weed." He laughed deeply.
" How do you know I'm smoking weed."
" because you always are." The gym door opened and Mrs. Clark walked in. "Good morning!" I waved and she smiled and her way over to me.
" hi beautiful, you have been getting up early lately." She dropped her bag and water bottle.
" Yeah, my friend wakes me up every day now so. He is trying to start me on the schedule, he said we have to do it for 30 days straight to secure it as a routine in my life." I rolled my eyes and she laughed.
" it takes I believe 21 or 27 days to get a habit in three days to fuck it up." She added. "I am going to stretch." I nodded.
"Okay."
" for someone who is scared to talk to people or gets nervous you do know how to hold a conversation." Dave FaceTimed me and I answered. "Good morning."
" You already said that, plus I only know how to speak with her, because I know her to a certain extent."
" well, you gave me a great conversation the first time we met."
" we barely talked."
" don't try to act like you don't fuck with me, beloved. You know we was vibing."
" yeah, everybody was having a casual conversation, speaking of everyone how is smiley?"
"He chilling, we're not talking about him right now, we talking about me and you." I started cracking the fuck up.
"You and me?" He laughed.
" why are you saying it like it's unbelievable?"
" because you are Dave East and I am me. You are a slut, and I am conservative, trust me, Gia let me know all of your tea."
" me? A slut? No."
" yes, a whore, a hoe, a smut bucket, ran through-"
" what where did you get this idea from?"
" Don't worry about all that. Talking about you and me... You are fucking hilarious." He sighed loudly. "Sorry."
"Yeah yeah yeah, I call you later."
" David I swear to God if you hang up on me I will not talk to you for a week. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings I was just playing." I sighed.
"It's fine." He moved his face out the camera.
" I am sorry, I was just joking around, and I didn't notice that I was hurting your feelings. Just relax, I don't do relationships. I have very bad commitment issues, so yeah and you are fucking on Gia. That would be very weird of me to pursue you." He stayed quiet. "David..."
"Mmm..."
"Oh my gosh... you got me up at 7:12 in the morning and you're acting like this?" He looked at me and finally set the camera up and lit another blunt. "That is better."
"Oh shut up."
" shut up is not a nice word." He smiled and i shooked my head. "Don't get knock the fuck out on this beautiful day."
"You gone fuck me up?"
"Yes."