OMG! Haven't seen you guys in so long! This next one is a dare from goldenunicorn9!!! I'm sorry for not getting your dare out and I'm super busy now, unlike my lazy past self so without further ado, enjoy!
(Revali has joined the chat)
Revali: Hey. I got my flu shot the other day sooo my arms are like jelly!!!
Link: Oh...all the better for me!
Revali: Wait what
Urbosa: Sorry Rev, your sorry as-
Mipha: Language
Urbosa: *AHEM* Revali, your sorry little feather's lazy days are over. Rev, it's about time the pain knocked on ur door
Revali: WHat the frick is going on
Mipha: *smiles innocently*
Revali: GAHHHH I HATE IT WHEN SHE SMILES LIKE THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG! DID LINK'S OTheR SISTER DiE!! IT!OI*&TB^T&*&^TO*T^!
Link: Uh. no. THe Sheika company sent us a new notification saying that you have to do a cross country flight, no stopping. It's signed, goldenunicorn9 Here is the note if you want extra proof
Link:
(Not even lying I spent so long on that just deciding the font and background color *wheeze*)
Link: I got the major trial of strength +++ ready :)
Link:
Revali: Oh HOLY S-
Mipha: Language
Daruk: I remember the trial. And it's with a claymore this time. *shudders* Little guy...if there's one thing I can say, it's that you have no mercy
Mipha: That outfit on you is so entrancing and sexy (()()()()()()((()()()(
Urbosa: You good bro?
Zelda: ...um.... *thinks the same way*
Mipha: Sorry, that was Sidon. These hylian girls came over, since their daddy's were these knights and were teaching Sidon all these words. and apparently he's this thing called... "dirty minded" im not sure what that means so I'll search it up...
Zelda: WAIT Mipha no-
Mipha: *ahem* *cough cough* Ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-cu-cu-se-se-se- m-m-m-m-e...
Urbosa: Sweet Zora of Hylia...
Revali: Do I have to do this?
(Link has sent a reply to the image Link has posted, titled #UKnowThePenalty,Rev)
Revali: AHHH! Um...I'll get started. I don't want the trial of pain, (what I like to call it) and that picture you took makes it seem 2000x worse.
Zelda: Link, id that what you're wearing right now? With that claymore?
Link: Yes
Link:
Link:
Zelda: King Rhoam would probably dress code you. And the claymore would be taken away.
Link: I'm the hero, I have privileges for clothing and weaponry.
Zelda: *rolls eyes*
Link: It's like 94 degrees outside ANYWAYS.
Urbosa: 146 here!
Daruk: uhh...it says error here!
Revali: -47 here. Wait no, since I started flying, it turned to 50...now 60...omg it's 93 GAWK AND MY FLU SHOT WING AHHHH HYLIA HAVE MERCY!
Revali: Omg it's so sore!!! Ahhhh
Urbosa: I need to see this! *climbs Gerudo Town and spies with sheika slate scope)
Urbosa: Where are you rev
Revali: Uh Gerudo Canyon pass area thing
Link: bruh how are you there already! isn't rito village like on the opposite side of there
Revali: i am far more fabulous than you
Ghirahim: say that again I dare you
Link: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!
Zelda: AHHH! I remember reading those cursed Ghirahim x Link fanfics
Ghirahim:
Link:
Mipha: :(
Urbosa: *gets out of scope* Say what now? My Urbosense is telling me that there is hot, juicy drama *gets the popcorn*
Daruk: *be's that one guy who watches from afar and doesn't say anything yet he's seen the entire thing*
Zelda: Yeah! Now it's even clearer. It was Skyward Sword Link who was hanging out with Ghira until it turned into something...more.
SS Link: SAY WHAT NOW?!
Ghirahim: *blushes*
Zelda and Link: AHA!
SS Link: GHIRAHIM?!??! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS-
Ghirahim: Oh come on now, Skychild. It's not like you don't get ✨ entranced ✨when you see me!!!
SS Link: Oh don't you dare! *takes out Master Sword*
Ghirahim: Which Master Sword? ✨✨✨✨✨Ik I am fabulous! Not even that Rito could take my spot
SS Link: Uh, the only Master Sword I have?!
Ghirahim: nah man, u have 2 of them
SS Link: THEN TELL ME! Where's the other one?! Wait no, SHOW ME WHERE THE OTHER ONE IS!
Ghirahim: Oh I will. (remembers that SS Link is innocent) Wait, nevermind.
SS Link: AHHHHHH! You guys are frustrating me!
Ghirahim: *scrolls up* WAIT-
Link: Presumably, he saw the major trial of strength +++
Ghirahim: What.is.this
Ghirahim:
Link: WAIT- don't post it anymore
Ghirahim: I beg your pardon WHY
Urbosa: OH it's on!
Daruk: fight! fight! fight! fight! fight!
Zelda: Daruk, don't encourage them please
Mipha: What the frick
Link: Shut the f*** up
(Link has kicked Ghirahim out of the chat)
Zelda: AGAIN! Why has this happened so many times
Mipha: How many times has he roasted somebody and kicked them? How many times has he won an argument and then they never showed up again...
Link: *flicks hair* Ah, countless.
Daruk: Mipha, I'm surprised you didn't say 'LaNgUaGe!'
Revali: Excuse me?! Did you just forget about me?! I'm almost done, haha!
Link: If I were Hylia, I would make the map 10x bigger right now. I don't even care about my journey anymore.
Revali: It's my lucky day :D You aren't Hylia
Hylia: Has somebody called me?
SS Link: Zelda!
Hylia: Oh hi Link!!
SS Link: Hello. I didn't know you joined this chat
Hylia: I have joined once when the champions had summoned me. and then i remember master revali here had told me to flood hyrule?
Revali: master Revali it's on, ur grace
Hylia: Ur grace and Your Grace are just different. it's cursed
Urbosa: Master Revali?! Pffffff, as if!
Revali: UR JUST JEALOUS!!!
Urbosa: Be quiet!
Hylia: Well, me and Link here are going off! Goodbye, ...link and zelda and champion!
(Hylia has left the chat)
(SS Link has left the chat)
Link: Well...let's check up on revali. SO many people have joined the chat today
Revali: AHA! Running it back to home base!
Revali: I can see Revali's Landing!
Revali: yes...they will treat me like a hero once i get back!
Revali's arm: *pulses*
Revali: AhAHhAhAHAHA!
Revali: *falls*
Revali: *literally centimeters away from the deck of revali's landing*
Rito Village People: *watching*
Revali: THis.....IS....nOT fuNNy!!!!
Revali: SPLAT
Everyone: SPLAT!
Link: Well...before we get sued for like 'forcing revali to fly and die' let's get outta here.
Zelda: Agreed. even though it WAS goldenunicorn9 to tell him it was kinda our fault.
Daruk: You went too far with the trial of pain thing with the gerudo set and the claymore. Like dont lie little guy
Link: I did. that rito has to learn that some thing you simply have to forfeit. almost as reckless as me but at least i have a brain. i just choose not to use it. he doesn't use it because he has no brain. there is nothing to use
Mipha: Get wrecked rev
Urbosa: Get roasted
Zelda: Get sent to the ER...guys, let's get out of here
(Link has left the chat)
(Mipha has left the chat)
(Zelda has left the chat)
(Urbosa has left the chat)
(Daruk has left the chat)
Revali: ow
Hello! Thanks for reading! I will try to update with my... ✨limited time✨ and...
Dares and ideas are appreciated (actually....maybe hold off on those until further ado since I have like 1 more dare to do and even though I am writing them down at this period of my life it is overwhelming) and cia!