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Dream: I trust Wilbur .
Techno : You think they know what they're doing?
Dream: I wouldn't go that far.
Dream: George , my old arch enemy.
Sapnap: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Dream: I have a life outside of you, Sapnap.
Wilbur, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Techno : Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Wilbur: Orange soda, please!
Techno : I'll have the strawberry soda.
Dream: Me too, strawberry soda.
Wilbur:
Dream: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Techno : Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Philza: What does 'take out' mean?
Wilbur: Food.
Dream: Dating
Techno: Murder
Tommy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Dream: Is something burning?
Fundy: Just my love for you.
Dream: Fundy, the toaster is on fire.
Dream: I actually have a black belt.
Eret: In what, karate?
Dream: No, from Gucci.
Y/N: *Gets down on one knee*
Dream: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Y/N: *Falls over*
Dream: The poison is kicking in.
Dream: What did you do with Lucid's body?
Nightmare: What didn't I do with the body?
Dream:
Nightmare: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Ranboo: We need a distraction.
Tubbo: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Tommy, whispering: My time has come
Tommy: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Ranboo: Is it me, Tommy?
Ranboo: No, it's not you.
Tubbo: Is it me?
Tommy: It's not you either.
Dream: Is it me, Tommy?
Tommy:
Tommy, mockingly: Is IT mE ToMmY?
Bad : Can I be frank with you guys?
George: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Sapnap: Can I still be Sapnap?
Dream: Shh, let Frank speak.
Dream: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Quackity: If?
Sam: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Dream: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]
Quackity: What's that?
Dream: Remorse code.
Quackity: I'm even angrier now.
Fundy, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Dream: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Dream: What is your biggest weakness?
Y/N: I can be uncooperative.
Dream: Okay, can you give me an example?
Y/N: No.
Dream: Hey Techno,
Techno: Yes?
Dream: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Techno:
Techno: Where's Wilbur?
Dream: I was arrested for being too cool.
Techno: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Lmao I might turn this into a incorrect book I love writing these more than an actual story 💀
Yeah okay
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