(1987 us version)
Freddy in video: *head spazzes out in the camera (in some frames, his head was upside down o.o)*
Man: IM TAKING AN AXE
Freddy in video: mmmmkay.
Man: AND I WILL REPEATEDLY HIT YA WITH IT USING ONLY ONE ARM
Freddy in video: O.O WHAT LOGIC IS THAT
EileMonty: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE
Freddy in video: WAIT NO
Man: *repeatedly hits Freddy with the thing using one arm*
Withered Freddy: O.O
Withered Freddy: HE'S RIGHT
Withered Freddy: WHAT KIND OF LOGIC
Purple guy: its called...
Purple guy: ABS
Toy Freddy: O.O OH GEHD GET IT AWAY FROM US
Mangle: OH GEHD ITS DESTROYING MY BODY
Toy bonnie: THROW THE CHEESE
Toy chica: *Eyeballs and beak pop off*
Eyes and beak: look, we... we... can't... process this... this... hideous... ... sight
Toy chica: hey where are you going?
Eyes and beak: narnia
Toy chica: NO WAIT COME BACK
Goldie: MY EYES MY EYES AAAAAAAH
*everyone sees Freddy's bolts, screws, and gears fly everywhere with random static*
Withered and toy animatronics: o.o
Withered and toy animatronics: processing... processing... processing...
Purple guy: realization in 3, 2, 1-
Withered Freddy: OH GEHD PG DESTROYED MEH
Toy Freddy: SO MUCH VIOLENCE
*in the video, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy start moving. And roaming around the halls*
Man: *runs up to the others and start destroying them*
Withered and toy animatronics: O.O
Withered bonnie: HOLEY
Withered foxy: MOTHER
Withered chica: ON THE NICE QUIET HILLS OF PANCAKELAND
Withered chica: NOPE NOPE NOPE IM GONNA GO NOW,
Withered chica: PACK MY BAGS, *shoves toy chica in a bag* AND GO RITE NOW
Withered foxy: YES ME TOO *shoves jars of ice cream in a bag
Withered bonnie: HOW DO THEY EVEN FIT IN THERE
Withered Freddy: A LITTLE HELP I CANT GET FREDDY IN MY BAG
Toy Freddy: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE HAHAHAHA
Marionette: can any of you guys watch this video without freaking out?
BB: dude. Everything's scary when there's someone close getting destroyed by a barney costplayer with abs using only arm.
Purple guy: IM NO BARNEY COSTPLAYER
Withered foxy: EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT BARNEY IM GONNA SELL YA ICE CREAM IN A JAR
*everyone buys foxy's ice cream *
Withered bonnie: what flavor is this?
Withered foxy: GIRAFFE FLAVOR
Withered bonnie: WAITAMINIT WHAT
*giraffes that came from nowhere spazz out and fly everywhere*
*everything explodes*
#Giraffelogiciscarl'snewnickname