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When we got murdered--

Purple: *trying to find knife* *takes out a spoon*

Young Goldie : LOOK OUT HE HAS A SPOON!!!

Purple: *puts back spoon, takes out a fork*

Young Freddy: WATCH OUT HE HAS A FORK!!!

Purple: I can't... find... it.... *puts back fork, takes out a plate*

Young bonnie: OH MY GOSH HE HAS A PLATE!!!!

Purple: WHY DO I HAVE THIS?!?! *puts back the plate, takes out a glass*

Young foxy: OH GOD HE HAS A GLASS!!!

Purple: WHY?!?! *puts back glass, finally takes out a knife*

Young chica: HOLY COW HE HAS A-

Wait... its just a knife...

All da kids: weak...!

Purple: -.- I'll just... put you kids in suits...

Purple killed us--- dun dun duuuuuuuun

Moral lesson:
Murderers bring tableware, I think purple was hungry, and just killed us to have some pasta.

Not just any kind of pasta...

A...

CREEPYPASTA!!!!!!!! (Jk I think he was just bored and he wanted to read a creepypasta...)

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