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Kid: hey chica where do babies come from?

Toy chica: come closer and I'll whisper it to you.

Kid: *leans closer*

Toy chica: I have no idea.

Kid: THEY COME FROM THE SKY

Toy chica: whaaaaaat dafaaaaaxmachine

Kid: ITS RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY ITS GONNA BE RAINING MEN ALL DAAAAAAY

Toy chica: STOP FOR THE SANITY OF MY SOUL

Kid: HALLELUJAH!!!

Marionette: well, Goldie came from a cow

Goldie: *turns around*    D:

Goldie: WATDAFA

Goldie: *nuke from war hits pizzeria* AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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