the opposite of the bite of '87

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Theres a 3 year old kid that dosent know how to talk yet

Bonnie: CHICA IM DONE WITH THIS KID U TAKE CARE OF HIM DARN IT *leaves chica with kid*

Chica: hiya kid! You hungry? Let's eat!!!

Kid: *stares at chica, opens mouth and points at it*

Chica: wat ?

Kid: *points at opened mouth*

Chica: I don't understand sign language...

Kid: *screams at chica*

Chica: I DONT UNDERSTAND BABY LANGUAGE

Kid: *screams*

Chica: I DONT UNDERSTAND YODELING EITHER

Kid: DUDE IM HUNGRY NOW GIVE ME YOUR DAMN PIZZA AND ILL SCREAM AT YOU LIKE A MANIAC

Chica: o.o yes ma'am.

Kid: IM A DUDE

Chica: yes master

Kid: I DONT WANT PIZZA I WANNA EAT CHICKEN

Chica: *gasp* I VOW TO CURSE YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP! MR. TALENT WILL RUB HIS TENTACLES ON YOUR HEART AND HE WILL RUB IT FOR ALL ETERNITY SO YOU BETTER GO SHUT UP, HAVE A DIET, GO TO SCHOOL, FEEL EVERY PAIN MY SOUL CAN FEEL!!!! ITS CALLED HOMEWORK!!!! FEEL THE PAIN OF HOMEWORK!!! HOMEWORK!!!!

Kid: *noms on chica's leg*

Chica: *animatronic scream*

THE OPPOSITE OF THE BITE OF '87

COMING IN CINEMAS IN 3D !!!!!!!!

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