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Goldie: GUYS GUYS THERES A FIRE IN THE KITCHEN!!!

Freddy: WHAT??? HOW????

Goldie: uhhh...

-flashback-

Goldie: hey chica, can you put maple syrup in my pizza?

Chica: sure. *puts maple syrup*

Goldie: moar pls.

Chica: *puts more syrup*

Goldie: moar pls.

Chica: *puts more syrup*

Goldie: moar pls.

Chica: *puts more syrup*

Goldie: moar pls

Chica: *puts more syrup*

Goldie: moar pls.

Chica: *puts more syrup*

Goldie: moar pls.

- 1 hour of putting syrup on Goldie's pizza later...-

Chica: *puts more syrup*

Goldie: Okay, that's enough.

Chica: *gives Goldie the pizza with too much syrup*

Goldie: *touches the pizza*

*pizza lights on fire*

Goldie: HOLEH MAMA ON THE HILLS OF PANCAKELAND AAAAAAH!!!

Chica: AAAAAAAAAH

-flashback ends-

Goldie: ...

Goldie: I accidentally asked for too much syrup on my pizza again.

Freddy: *face palms* it took you 1 hour didn't it?

Goldie: yeah...?

Foxy: WHEN GOLDIE LIGHTS PIZZA ON FIRE

Bonnie: USING MAPLE SYRUP

Freddy: WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

Mike: DEFINITELY NOT ME!!!

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