Goldie: hey doods how u doin in those suits?
Freddy: HE SHOVED ME BACKWARDS
Bonnie: uh oh.
Freddy: IM KISSING THE ANIMATRONIC HEAD
Chica: ouch.
Freddy: AAAAAAAAAAAH
Foxy: YOURE LUCKY, FREDDY HE SHOVED ME UPSIDE DOWN
Goldie: OH MY GOD, are you okay?
Foxy: endo skelly's kissin my booty, I'm in like a crouched position...
Goldie: o.o no regrets with the question.
Goldie: how bout u, bonnie?
Bonnie: THERES A POOL OF MY SPIT ALL OVER MY FACE
Goldie: how does it feel?
Bonnie: THE POOL HAS A WATERSLIDE
Goldie: did you ride it?
Bonnie: bruh, I'll try.
Goldie: how bout u, chica?
Chica: HE LEFT HIS LUNCH BOX IN THE HEAD
Chica: I SMELL TOAST
Purple guy: *takes off chica head* oh, thanks, chica I've been looking everywhere for it. *puts back head*
Chica: no prob, dude.
Goldie: psst, chica what was his lunch?
Chica: toast. A lot of toast.
Goldie: ... I was expecting a kid's happy meal.
Bonnie: OW
Goldie: BONNIE WHAT HAPPENED
Bonnie: I TRIED TO RIDE THE WATERSLIDE
Goldie: oh.
Freddy: AAAAAAAH
Goldie: FREDDY
Freddy: THEYRE MOVIN'
Goldie: OH GOD VINCENT LET THEM OUT
Purple: *eats happy meal* nah.
Bonnie: HEY MISTER VINCENT IM PURPLE LIKE YOU UR MAI BROTHER
Purple: o.o brother...?
Chica: I HAVE BUTTER CRACKERS IN MY POCKET, WE CAN SHARE THOSE
Purple: s-sure...
Foxy: I LIKE TRAINS
Purple: WAITAMINIT NO
*train runs over Vincent's happy meal*
Purple: oh... okay... Imma-
*animatronics start moving, kids die*
Purple: ...
Purple: ... ;-;
Purple: man, I have to stop buying happy meals.
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book of randomness- fnaf
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