Marionette: its been so long since I've last seen my son
Marionette: lost to this dinosouar, to the barney behind the slaughter...
Purple guy: *wears barney costume*
Goldie: *stares at purple* OH GOD ITS BARNEY!!!
*withered and toy animatronics start panicking and screaming*
Mike: Red alert!! Red alert!! This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill, there is a hideous purple dinosaur on the loose!!!
Jeremy: WEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOO WEEEEEEE WOOOOO WEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOO WEEEEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOOOO!!!!
BB: BG?! BG?! MY SIS IS MISSING HALP!!!
BG: Im here beside you, balloon boy.
BB: oh.
Jeremy: WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
Toy chica: *trips while running* SIS GET
OUT OF HERE!
Withered chica: NO! THERES A HIDEOUS THING ON THE LOOSE
Purple guy: *barges in through the wall* whaddup?
Withered chica and toy chica: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Phone guy: can you describe what he looks like?
Mangle: IT WAS BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!!!
Mangle: oh wait... he was purple.
Withered bonnie: all civilians evacuate the area immidiately!!!
Toy bonnie: are you crazy? We can't!
Withered bonnie: I was just roleplaying...
1 second later
Everyone is in a party room, drinking coffee and milk.
Toy Freddy: how was your day, m8?
Withered Freddy: oh, it was fine.
Withered foxy: blimey, I spilled sum tea on my costume...
Toy bonnie: thats too bad, m8.
Goldie: O.o whats with the accent?
And barney was their worst fear...
Moral lesson:
Barney is big, scary, and pink...
JE LEEST
book of randomness- fnaf
Overigenjoy life, enjoy this book theres no secrets. you're wasting your time. there's nothing down here. SRSLY? lol did you scroll down until here? okay, secret description. thanks for the 62k views! I made this book for you. because I wub you. I wub you...
