Malk

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Foxy: hey bonnie, get me a glass of malk.

Bonnie: we don't have any malk, but we can get you some milk

Freddy: that's what he just said.

Bonnie:now you're saying it wrong. You're saying malk like its a disease.

Freddy: how do you say it?

Bonnie: I'm saying it like everyone oughta say it, 'milk' M-I-L-K

Freddy: yeah like 2%

Foxy:like, whole malk!

Bonnie: nonononono say 'milkshake'

Foxy:milkshake

Bonnie: now say milk

Foxy: malk

Bonnie:*face palm* are you hearing this?

Freddy: yea, the guy just wants a glass of mulk

Bonnie: ... mulk?!

Freddy: GIVE HIM THE MULK, BONNIE!

Foxy:BONNIE GIVE ME A GLASS OF MALK!

Bonnie: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?

Freddy:JUST GIVE HIM THE FREAKING MULK!

Bonnie:you guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Foxy: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, BONNIE

Bonnie:NO! YOU'RE SAYING MALK

Freddy: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Foxy:MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Bonnie: ... .-. ...

Foxy: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLKKKK

Bonnie: SHUT UP!!!!!

*everyone takes out guns*

Foxy and Freddy: BONNIE PUT THE GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW

Bonnie: YOURE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?!?!? THAT DOSENT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!

Foxy and Freddy: *looks at guns, points it at their heads* PUT THE GUN DOWN PUT DA GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW!!!

Bonnie: NO IM GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!

Foxy: YOURE LIKE A PART OF ME

Bonnie: PUT IT DOWN!!!

Foxy: YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!

Bonnie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH~

Bonnie: and then, after that we pull the trigger, all of us.

Foxy: wow... we're not filming something like that...

Bonnie: why not?

Foxy: its so... dark.

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