Hel-o-o-o once again fellow Avenger lovers! So I know I haven't really touched base on the whole Clintasha wedding thing. I actually almost forgot about that...apologizes. But the Clintasha wedding WILL happen after this chapter! I jit wanted to fit in one more chapter before the sh*t hits the fan okay? Also check out my other story, Falling for a Green Monster in Purple Shorts!
~Fairfarren all
[The Avengers are online]
[Loki is online]
[Fury is online]
Fury: I immediately regret this decision.
Tony: I bought out the ENTIRE park so the whole thing is ours!
Bruce: Is there really a roller coaster dedicated to me? Gosh....
Steve: I AM SO EXCITED I NEVER GOT TO GO HERE AS A KID MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE BITCHES!
Natasha: FIND ALL THE SECRETS!
Clint: SHOOT ALL THE STUFFED ANIMAL PRIZES!!
Tony: Say how's Thor doi-
Thor: WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL PLACE CALLED DISNEY?!? IT FILLS ME WITH LAUGHTER AND CHEER!
Loki: This is Disney Thor.....the "happiest" place on midgaurd. Happiest place my cold blue arse....by the way, WHY THE HELL AM I ON A LEASH?!?
Fury: Oh we don't want you running away. But don't be too sad, the leash doubles as a doggy back pack that follows you around!
Loki: Kill me. Just kill me.
Thor: THEY SELL TURKEY LEGS IN LITTLE CARTS EVERYWHERE?!?
Bruce: Yeah but they are really salty so don't eat them all-
Thor: *gulps*
Bruce: Okay you just ate fifty.
Thor: I AM NOW GOING TO HUNT DOWN THE RODENT NAMED MICKEY NOW!
Natasha: Um why?
Thor: SO I CAN HUG HIM AND SQUEEZE HIM AND MAKE HIM LOVE ME!
[Thor has logged off]
Steve: OMG mouse ears! Fury put the Minnie Mouse ears on!
Fury: Um HELL to the NO
Steve: DO IT OR ILL CUT YOOU!
Everyone: O.O
Fury: O-okay Rogers, putting them on
Steve: Yay! Now let's go to It's A Small World!
Fury: Ugh....Romanov can you hold Loki's leash?
Natasha: Yessir
[Fury has logged off]
[Steve has logged off]
Loki: OW! Stop tugging on my leash I'm walking!
Natasha: Not fast enough! Now RUN YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Clint: I think Nat has gone a bit crazy with power
Tony: Erm guys?
Clint: Yeah?
Tony: I may have taken Banner on the haunted house ride....
Natasha: ....
Tony: And he may have hulked out and destroyed the entire thing
Clint: TOOONY!
Natasha: This is a new level of stupid for you Stark
Clint: WHERE IS HE NOW?!
Loki: AHHH! Put me down!
Tony: Found him....
Bruce: HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!!!!
Tony: You know I have to say that is probably the longest sentence I ever heard him say as the Hulk
Loki: No no no no no NOT THE FACE!
Bruce: *smashes Loki into the ground repeatedly*
Loki: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bruce: Ugh, what the hell happened?
Tony: C'mon, let me by you some beer in Epcot Germany
[Tony has logged off]
[Bruce has logged off]
Natasha: So I guess it's just us now huh?
Clint: Yup, me and you
Loki: IM STILL HERE
Nataha: It's nice to have some alone time with you. I feel like we haven't had the chance in forever
Clint: Natasha there's something I wanted to ask you
Natasha: Okay, but you're gonna have to talk louder because the fireworks show is starting.
Clint: Oh I don't really have to talk, just look up at the sky
Natasha: I don't see any-OMIGOD
Clint: Do you like it?
Natasha: Did the fireworks just explode and say, "Marry Me Natasha?"
Clint: Wait for it
Natasha: "Again?"
Clint: So will you?
Natasha: But...what about Mockingbird?
Clint: We're in the process of a divorce, but by the time that's done, I'll be a free man
Natasha: Oh, oh Clint yes. Yes of course I'll marry you!
Clint: *kisses*
Natasha: *kisses back*
Loki: I think I'm gonna be sick
Clint: Natasha I love you so much
Natasha: I love you to Clint.....and I have to tell you something to
Clint: ?
Natasha: Clint I'm pregnant
Clint: O-O
Loki: 0o0
Natasha: Are you...okay?
Clint: Okay? OKAY?! IM BETTER THAN AN OKAY! HAWKEYE IS FEELING FABULOUS!
Natasha: Oh I'm so glad you're happy!
Clint: *picks Natasha up and swings her around* OH WAIT CRAP! *puts her down*
Natasha: Oh come on Clint I'm not THAT delicate
Clint: No no no you need bed rest for the next 9 months!
Natasha: Hehe, c'mon bird-brain, kiss me again
Clint: As you wish...
Loki: Ugh that reference to the Princess Bride was TERRIBLE Barton
Clint: Loki there is a bomb attached to your leash that can detonate any time I want
Loki: o-o
Clint: so I would shut up if I were you
Loki: Shutting my mouth
Natasha: Do you want to tell the others?
Clint: Naw let them find out...so...BOY OR GIRL!?
Natasha: Well it's going to be a surprise
[Tony has turned off invisibility]
[Bruce has turned off invisibility]
[Steve has turned off invisibility]
[Fury has turned off invisibility]
Tony: CLINTASHAAAAA!!!!
Bruce: ALL THE FEELS AND EMOTIONS OMG I CANNOT TAKE IT!
Steve: My Clintasha is as strong as my shield!
Fury: Congratulations Barton and Romanov
Natasha: Oh god damnit -_-
Clint: Wanna ninja poof out of here?
Natasha: Ooh yay!
[Clint ninja proofed out of the Chatroom]
[Natasha ninja proofed out of the Chatroom]
[Thor is online]
Thor: AVENGERS I HAVE CAUGHT THE MOUSE WITH PANTS!
Tony: Thor be careful! You might pop his-
Thor: 0.0
Tony: Head off....
Thor: MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bruce: Oh gawd this is just like Santa all over again...
Fury: Loki comfort your brother
Loki: Stfu Fury! You're not my Dad!
Fury: No but I might as well be since your whole family is pretty much fucked up already! Now GO HUG YOUR BROTHER!
Loki: Ugh why me?
Tony: WHEN IS THE WEDDING I WANT FULL DETAILS AND PICTURES AND TEXTS AND EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU TWO
Natasha: Tony we want to keep quiet about this!
Steve: Oops...
Clint: What did you do?!
Steve: I may have posted that you two were getting married and having a baby on the SHIELD web page
Natasha: .....
Steve: It already has 100 likes
Bruce: Someone wrote in the comments, "Way to sex her up Clint!"
Tony: That was me!
Natasha: Hey Clint, do you want to rig the entire park with explosives with everyone inside
Clint: It would be my genuine please Tasha
[Clint has logged off]
[Natasha has logged off]
Tony: sigh...aren't they the best?
Bruce: I know...I can only DREAM of a romance like that!
Steve: Sigh, Clintasha....
Loki: Guys....guys......GUYS!!!
Tony: Wut?
Loki: This place is about to blow in about 10 SECONDS
Bruce: Welp we had fun didn't we?
Tony: Yeah, it's nice knowing ya'll
Steve: Really this day has been great
Thor: THEY HAVE A POPTART VENDING MACHINE!
[Tony has logged off]
[Steve has logged off]
[Bruce has logged off]
[Fury has logged off]
[Thor has logged off]
[Loki has logged off]
Okay guys what do ya think? Comment an review please!