Hewo peeps I'm B A C K!! Life has taken me many directions but pointing north is Wattpad!!! So I finally got a dare (Thank you Coonabaraban1 for this dare) And let's finally just get on with it since I know nobody like A/N's (Unless they are holy and valuable)
(Everybody has joined the chat)
Link: Say, I was walking in my home at Hateno and found a slip of paper. It was from Coonabaraban1 and it said, '𝕚 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕚 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕕𝕒𝕪'. I mean appreciate the handwriting but the CONTENT IT EVEN BETTER
Urbosa: SO ladies and gentlemen
Mipha: BOYZ AND GIRLZ
Zelda: THis is Coonabaraban1 giving us the best dare
Link: butstillrememberthatonetimewhereAsh_not_amusedgaveusthatultimateideatokillcia LIKE OMG
Revali: We are pinging too many real people.
Daruk: TRYING TO ESCAPE UR FATE, HUH? I'll start it off. I dare Revali to pluck one of Saki's butt feathers and then eat it.
Revali: Heh-heh that's a BIT EXTREME would you say so yourself
Link: Come on, it wouldn't hurt. Autocorrect below |
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Link: ****want a major trial of pain, it wouldn't hurt
Revali: nooooo fine i'll do it.
Revali: H-hey Saki
Saki: Oh hey Master Revali!
Revali: You can just go back to doing whatever you're doing.
Saki: Okay sure Master Revali! I was help sharpening the arrows for my husband and cooking some soup
Saki: *turns over*
Revali: PERFECT TIME! *plucks*
Saki: Ooh! Did you feel that sting too?
Revali: Uh hey it was the wind.
Saki: *frowns* alright then.
Revali: Can I just lick it since this is non consumable
Daruk: fine, yes.
Revali: *licks*
Revali: That's gross. Please people have some mercy and no more.
Revali: *drops the feather down from Revali's Landing*
Mipha: Please dive down from Veiled Falls
Link: cook a feast for the royal family tonight. Remember all 592 guests!!!
Zelda: Clean the castle - the entire thing.
Urbosa: Come in Gerudo Town and prepared to become a Thanksgiving legend!!!
Daruk: have a DELISH feast with a Lynel!!!!!
Revali: this will be the death of me. Hylia hear me out-
Zelda: The last time Hylia heard you out we all died.
Revali: * goes to Zora's Domain*
Mipha: Hey Rev.
Revali: So uh where's Veiled Falls?
Mipha: Rightttt there
Revali: Okay. So How do I dive?
Mipha's brain: is this man serious
Mipha: So uh you put your hands together in front of your head and stack them together like a pancake. And then you try to pinch your ears and put them in front of you like you're trying to cosplay as an arrow, then jump and try to enter the water wuth your hands first, hips, and then feet. Also, this is the most IMPORTANT PART TO EXHALE-
Revali: yeah I think I got it?
Also Revali: *bellyflop*
Daruk: ooh...
Mipha: I swear to Hylia I'm gonna walk into rito village one day to find out they made another memorial for you.
Link: enough with all the memorials we probably set a world record
Link: Ah yes for once I don't have to cook! Revali remember all 592 guests!
Revali: what if I can't cook?
Link: what if I didn't ask
Revali: *shuts up*
Link: well Revali you better GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW
Revali: okay for the love of Hylia calm down
Revali: here...
Revali's mind: I just flew through a blizzard, attacked by a whole elite clan of octorocks, almost snapped my left wing, fell into mud, was harassed by a great fairy, stopped by the royal guards 20 times!!!!!! This asinine stupid hero IS SO SO BAD!
Link: So let's see, make for appetizers make glazed meat, meat skewers, copious skewers, fried greens, fried egg and rice,-
Revali: I'll just cook what the kitchen has
Link: Don't be scared of the fridge
Revali: *opens door* WAIT WHAT-
Fridge: What shall be your assistance today? The royal dinner is in 1 hour, 42 minutes, and 64 seconds. 592 guests are joining and the maids are currently cleaning the tables. I have 73 Hylian Rice in stock, 81 eggs,and 40 acorns. You could make some plates of fried egg or would you like other suggestions? Also, judging by your fingerprint, you are not Link. Do you need cooking assistance? Press 6 if needed. Press 8 to dismiss message. press 7 for more suggestions. Press 3 to select materials.
Revali:Uh. Where does this food come from
Link: From me*shows that inventory is empty* I catch everything and give it to the fridge. Robbie helped me make the fridge. I was so sad when it broke the the stupid fridge girl had to fix it
Revali: Interesting...
Revali: *presses 6*
Revali: *a meal is set on the table*
Revali: CALL ROBBIE
Robbie: Yeah? Did ya find my ?fridge?
Revali: Yes i did.
Robbie: It's great isn't it!
Revali: YESS THANK YOOU GOGGLE GUY
Robbie leaves
Link: Revali this is splendid! This is almost as good as my cooking? How did you make this?
Revali: Eh, well I got SOME help. But yeah, I, the Great Revali as a pro at this, just like when it comes to everything else. There's not anything I'm not good at! That question is just asinine. Why do you even need to ask a question you already know the answ-
Mipha: OKAY let's sit down!
Revali: Stupid asinine Champion
592 guests are here
Link: Let's eat!
King Rhoam: Ah finally, why does the food have a weird taste to it, it's delicious, but why? Link what did you do different?
Link's mind: Bossy king
Link: Ah, Revali made it
Revali: I used a different cooking pot...
King Rhoam: Rly? The one Link uses all the time is Pot 1943
Revali: Uh yeah, I used Pot 2952
King Rhoam: No wonder. That's the one that hasn't been cleaned in 8 weeks.
Link: REVALI! *kicks leg from under table*
Table: *thud*
Guest 1: Did you hear that?
Guest 2: *eating*
Guest3 : Oh Tisha, I'm sure it was nothing! Mmmh Master Link is so handsome~
Link: *turns around*
Half of the Guests: *faints*
Zelda: Yes, this happens all the time
Urbosa: Yeah its normal
Revali: mm hm
Link: Don't even think about it
Daruk: Everyday thing
Mipha: It's fine
the other half of the guests: *leaves*
King Rhoam: Revali! We need to have a talk
King Rhoam: Also Champions, I appreciate your help for Hyrule, but clean up the table.
Mipha: Excuse me?
King Rhoam: *walls away*
Revali: The life of him
and part 2 is coming out shortly! (pleh prob not) sorry i had to CHOKE out a chap...
dares and ideas are always appreciated, and cia!