(UNEITED. ITS 3AM. EXPECT GRAMMAR MISTAKES.)
Ah yes, capitalizing off of my current obsession with this game that wants my money.
If you guys have no idea what Genshin Impact is, you are going to be so confused.
Ik genshin and cookie run's fandoms are at each others throats but idc I love both games.
Look at the mommys
AND KAEYA..looking kinda....
OH MY GOD LOOK AT LISA
googoo gaga 😍😍
Anyways, enough embarrassing myself, let's start.
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Commons!
GingerBrave:
Besties with the Traveler. Here me out....He's probably Paimon...
Strawberry Cookie:
Beginner character you get. 4 star hydro
Ninja Cookie:
FATUI FATUI FATUI. IMAGINE HIM IN A FATUI MASK HFJSIJDI THATS KINDA...
Angel Cookie:
Good friends with Barbara. Probably just like her too.
"Oh may Barbatos forgive your sins!"
Get out.
Muscle Cookie:
JUST LIKE ARATAKI ITTO
Wizard Cookie:
Probably good friends with Lisa (LUCKY) 4 star hydro catalyst user.
Beet Cookie:
BEST FRIENDS WITH AMBER, CHANGE MY MIND.
newest outrider of mondstat. 4 star electro archer
Rares!
Princess Cookie:
here me out...she's ayaka. Probably 4 star Pyro sword but same storyline and lore-
Knight Cookie:
POV: basically he's Thoma.
Cherry Cookie:
BESTIES WITH KLEE. NEED I SAY MORE? 4 STAR PYRO AND HAS THE SAME BODY MODEL AS SAYU OR QIQI
am I the only one that loves how all the kids in genshin look pear shaped? like they look like little pears and i think it is literally ADORABLE. (PLATONIC OFC!!! im just saying i like the model they use for Diona, Sayu, etc...)
Alchemist Cookie:
HANGS OUT WITH SUCROSE AND ALBEDO. 5 STAR HEALER CATALYST
Adventurer Cookie:
an npc. sorry.
who am I kidding? he's fanon tartaglia. reminder, FANON CHILDE. canon childe and fanon childe are two very different characters. one lipbites and says girlie 24/7 and the other doesnt.
Blackberry Cookie:
Probably lives in Liyue but is really good friends with Jean and visits Mondstat often. 5-star electro
Gumball Cookie:
probably does art things with Albedo. An NPC
Onion Cookie:
4 star hydro...except...hear me out.. her hydro abilities are her tears.
Pancake Cookie:
probably one of the child npcs walking around Liyue or something.
Avocado Cookie:
IMAGINE HER AS AN EXCLUSIVE BLACKSMITH NPC THAT GIVES YOU GOOD WEAPONS AND CRYSTALS THE MORE YOU LISTEN TO HER DAD JOKES
Carrot Cookie:
Probably just a farming npc. not everyone gets to be a playable character.
Clover Cookie:
probably makes music with Venti and his lyre.
Custard Cookie III:
erm uhm uhhhh
spoiled brat npc? not quite sure. maybe rex lapis' child? idk
Devil Cookie:
best friends with Hu Tao. 4 star Pyro. His special weapon is a spear but the pattern his pitchfork has.
Epic!
Affogato Cookie:
Ningguang who? He is the new Ningguang.
Almond Cookie:
A Knight of Favonius. NPC.
Black Raisin Cookie:
Fishl.
Caramel Arrow Cookie:
5 star bow user. Probably Anemo. if not that, then cryo.
Cherry Blossom Cookie:
5 star electro. except her electro is pink. shes a girlboss who gets pretty privilege what can I say. her special weapon is even a sword designed in the shape of her umbrella
Chili Pepper Cookie:
Also good friends with Hu Tao. Her, Devil, and Hu Tao pull pranks on everyone. Polearm 4 star pyro.
Clotted Cream Cookie:
I think the thought of him being one of the eleven. idk. EVIL CLOTTED CREAM AHHH
Cocoa Cookie:
A commission NPC. She asks you to bring her specific spices for her cocoa recipe.
Cotton Cookie:
Another commission NPC. she asks you to find all of her sheep and lead them back to where they belong.
both of those commissions seem very underwhelming compared to the 5 ruin guards I had to face today :sobbing uncontrollably:
context: I ran through one of the ruins to get to a hilichurl camp and started like 5 ruin guards up. I had to revive my main up like 5 times.
Cream Puff Cookie:
Another good friend of Lisas. She'd probably be Klee's sister or something. Catalyst Anemo 5 star. Probably heals too.
Dark Choco Cookie:
Daddy-issued character except his dad is an archon. And hes one of the eleven.
Eclair Cookie:
One of the npcs you'd talk to if you're confused about anything.
Espresso Cookie:
*fights the urge to make fun of the fact his voice actor plays aether*
erm uhmm...Pyro..uh...4 star..catalyst...*cough* lost his sister *COUGH COUGH* huh who said that?? not me.
Fig Cookie:
Commission NPC where they'd ask you to find some missing forest animals.
Herb Cookie:
Commission NPC. He'd ask you to bring him a special set of flowers.
Kumiho Cookie:
YAE MIKO YAE MIKO YAE MIKO EXCEPT HYDRO CATALYST
Latte Cookie:
Lisa. She is Lisa. Not gonna replace her element at all. Nor her weapon. Or her personality. she just IS lisa.
Licorice Cookie:
One of the eleven Fatui Harbodmgifmdoi however you spell it. Probably 3 or 2 of the eleven.
Lilac Cookie:
5 star electro sword. designed for sub dps He uses a sword but his elemental burst is where he uses the little disk thingys.
Madeleine Cookie:
get out.
Mala Sauce Cookie:
Pyro or Geo claymore. Need I say more?
Mango Cookie:
Kid NPC you'd see near the ocean.
Mint Choco Cookie:
Similar to Xingyan with his attack, he uses the music notes of his violin to attack enemenies.
Parfait Cookie:
LITERAL BEST FRIENDS WITH XINGYAN. She is basically Xingyan in every way with her attacks and such. Except she'd be an Anemo.
Moon Rabbit Cookie:
Here me out, she sits right outside of Liyue with a Rice Cake Stand where you can buy rice cakes. 5 a day. They restore 20% of stamina.
HOYOVERSE HIRE ME!! THIS IS MY OFFICAL APPLICATION!
Pastry Cookie:
Geo archerer 4 star. She's basically Barbara personality-wise when it comes to Rex Lapis.
Poison Mushroom Cookie:
5 star electro catalyst. Similar to Kokomi, they create a radius of purple smoke which heals the equipped character.
Pomegranate Cookie:
designed for heal but can be created into sub dps. Pyro catalyst. Can you tell I love catalysts? i love catalyst characters.
Pumpkin Pie Cookie:
Similar to Xingling and Sayu...and Amber ig.. she throws out Pompon, who smacks enemies and punches them. Pompon is about double the size of a Hilichurl.
Purple Yam Cookie:
Imagine Itto but x 10000000000000000
Sara is sobbing and punching the air rn cuz now she has 3 himbos to deal with.
Raspberry Cookie:
Ayaka kinnie.
Red Velvet Cookie:
Here me out...Ittos model..as Red Velvet..
AWOOGA
Red Velvet..probably 5 star pyro. Claymore 100%
Am I just giving him 5 stars because I love him? yes.
Snow Sugar Cookie:
A cryo Bennett.
Sorbet Shark Cookie:
Kokomi in another font.
Sparkling Cookie:
Here me out...........................................
Diluc.
Strawberry Crepe Cookie:
PLEASE THEM BEING ONE OF THE 11 FATUI HARBINGERS AND FIXING THE BEATEN RUIN GUARDS EVERY TIME THE TRAVELER DEFEATS THEM.
EXCEPT I LIKE THE IDEA OF THEM HAVING A GEO VISION SO IM NOT SURE-
Tea Knight Cookie:
One of those guys in Dilucs winery that talks about all of his past experiences and adventurers before he retired from the adventurers guild.
Tiger Lily Cookie:
Razor and Xingling mixed. that sounds very unhinged.
Twizzly Gummy Cookie:
-im out of ideas iosfoidsfsdoifmsdoi-
Vampire Cookie:
HE IS PYRO KAEYA. PYRO KAEYA PYRO KAEYA PYRO KAEYA
Werewolf Cookie:
he is the new razor.
SPEAKING OF RAZOR OMG I LOVE RAZOR SM HE LITERALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY HES LIKE MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS.
Legendary
Sea Fairy:
Lets pretend there are more than 3 archons. Hyro Archon. Unplayable.
Frost Queen:
Cryo Archon. Unplayable.
Ancients
Dark Cacao:
Zhongli. Kinda. it kinda works kinda doesn't.
Pure Vanilla:
the dead sibling of ei..except not sibling and instead lover.
Hollyberry:
OKAY FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE OTHER ANCIENTS BEING ARCHONS IM MAKING HOLLYBERRY VENTI TO MAKE IT WORK. THEY BOTH LIKE WINE SO I GUESS IT KINDA WORKS BUT THATS IT.
White Lilly: (not playable :c)
here me out.....shes Ei and she turned evil due to PV dying.
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A/n!
does anyone wanna be my genshin moot? HA JOKING /J/J/J/j/j/j...unless...?
anyway. I NEED MORE TIME TO PREPARE FOR 2.7 HOLY SHIT. i don't even have enough for 1 ten pulls. I NEED TO MAIN XIAO. it would make all of my suicidal thoughts just disappear. ill just log into genshin and see his dumb little pout and ill be cured of my depression. he makes me so indescribably happy. pls send me good luck y'all <3 I need him