(Everyone has joined the chat)
Urbosa: Care to explain, Rev? What you were doing in the other chat?
Revali: ...Ganon liked it.
Link: LOL! So Ganon? what r ya doing right now? ...Killing cuccos? er, well, watch out for them...
Mipha: Link, who are you talking to?
Revali: afraid its a girl, huh? I know. Link is a magnet for chicks like Ilia-
Link: wait a second, ganon, i'll be back *covers speaker * REVALI SHUT UP. I am talking to ganon. *uncovers speakers* Well I gotta go, so I'll be back! ... Oh really??!! U too! Baiiii!
Link: what are we
Zelda: CAN WE PLAY FAMIWYYY!!!!?!?!?!
Link: uh
Link: i guess so??!!
Zelda: Cool! Can I be the mommy?
Link: well then who's the daddy
Mipha: ...Link...let's talk this out. I'll be the mommy
Zelda: No, I said it first
Mipha: But he likes me...
Zelda: And me too!
Link: WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME DOWN TO THIS.
(Link has changed Urbosa's name to Aunty Urbosa)
(Link has changed Revali's name to Weird Uncle)
(Link has changed Daruk's name to Daddy Daruk)
(Link has changed name to Brother Link)
(Link has changed Zelda's name to Sister Zelda)
(Link has changed Mipha's name to Mommy Mipha)
Daddy Daruk: ...
Mommy Mipha: ...Link, is this what you came up with?
Brother Link: *shrugs* it's just a game. can u relax.
Sister Zelda: Yay! Link's my brother!!!
Mommy Mipha: ....
Weird Uncle: Let me get this clear. Me and Urbosa are not married, or siblings.
Sister Zelda: XDDDD REV AND URBOSA SITTING IN A TREE
Brother Link: LOLOLOL K I S S I N G
Weird Uncle: SHUDDUP
(Weird Uncle was disconnected)
Aunty Urbosa: I can live without him
Brother Link: okay, we'll start by going to the park. action pls
Mommy Mipha: Sweeties, we are going to the park today!
Brother Link: Hooray!! Yay, mommy! Can I bring my toy sword!
Mommy Mipha: of course. how bout u, Zelly?
Sister Zelda: (you have no permission to call me that) Uh, yeah mommy! Coming!!!
Mommy Mipha: Okay, go get daddy and tell him we're going. I'll be in the car, waiting.
Daddy Daruk: u huh uh huh HIII LET'S GO GORO
Sister Zelda: *gets in the car*
Aunty Urbosa: *calling Mommy Mipha on the phone) Hii! Can I come along? I'll bring some food~
Mommy Mipha: Sure, sis
Brother Link: mommy I;m T H I R S T Y
Mommy Mipha: But you didn't bring your water bottle...only your glue bottle
Brother LinkL *drinks from the bottle* Mommy i put water in it
Mommy Mipha: Yes, but...*sighs* Your tummy will hurt
Brother Link: nuuuuu!
Mommy Mipha: Link.
Brother Link: MOMMY
Mommy Mipha: Yes
Brother: aunty urbosas right there
Mommy Mipha: Yes she is
Aunty Urbosa: Hey y'all I brought y'all's favorites
Brother Link: *points* Can i go on the SLIDE!?!?!?
Mommy Mipha: Yes, watch out for your sister
Daddy Daruk: *breaking all the equipment*
Mommy Mipha: *swallows* -hey umm husband could you...come over here
Daddy Daruk: e he he y-yeah, wife...
Mommy Mipha: Could you watch the kids? Urbosa wants me to go with her for a stroll.
Daddy Daruk's mind: Uh no way!!! Jeez go for a walk another time. DO YOU EXCEPT ME TO SIT HERE AND WATCH KIDS ALL DAY WHILE YOU TALK WITH YOUR SISTER AND GO ON A STROLL!?!?! EXCUSE ME
Daddy Daruk: uh, yeah sure. have fun!
Mommy Mipha: WIll do! Come on, Urbosa! there's a 2 mile trail right ahead
Aunty Urbosa: ooh ooh ooh! Got ma walker shoes onnnn! Baby!
Brother Link and SIster Zelda and Daddy Daruk: *watching in discomfort*
Daddy Daruk: kay link stay safe with zelda alr
Brother Link: Zelda, jump! I'm right here
Daddy Daruk: Liiiiiiiink.
Brother Link: *sighs* fine, ...daddy...
Daddy Daruk: i want you to be a good exam;]ple for your sister
SIster Zelda: LINK!! Go with me on the rocking horses
Brother Link: What, you want to ride them like a big girl?
Daddy Daruk: Link! Be a good example!
Brother Link: alright. I'll help you up. but if you fall, the horse will taser you
Daddy Daruk: LINK!
Sister Zelda: But...doesn't ir rock very hard?
Brother Link: Oh yeah. it rocks so hard it'll *clicks tongue* SHAKE YOU OFF!!!
Sister Zelda: *screams*
Daddy Daruk: LINK!!! FOR THE LOVE OF HYLIA STOP IT!!
Mommy Mipha: So, I was thinking how we should get the granola bar for the kids!
Aunty Urbosa: huh. I'll get them a fruit basket!!!
Mommy Mipha: yeah, go get em, sis!
Aunty Urbosa: But what brand
Mommy Mipha: I don't know. Hylia's Finest? The Chu chu bros? Nut and Squirrel Productions? Chickaloo Tree Factory? Great Plateau Apple? Faron Durian? Gerudo Coast Might Bananas? Kara Kara Palm Fruit and Hydromelons?
Aunty Urbosa: ALL OF THEM! the healthier, the better!
Mommy Mipha: yessss! Healthy to the rescue.
Brother Link: how about we go on the climbing rock.
Sister Zelda: okay...but doesn't it have like 094386 kids on it
Brother Link: omg covid no thanks nevermind lets just go to the swings.
Sister Zelda: Okay. Link, push me!!! *giggles*
Brother Link: *pushes gently*
Sister Zelda: *screams*
Daddy Daruk: Stop making your sister scream!
Brother Link: *scoffs* it's just one of those days where you barely even touch your sister or even look at her and she makes a big deal AND TRIES TO KILL YOU AND SCREAMS AND STUFF!
Everyone at the park: omg relatable!!
Brother Link: SWING YOURSELF! *gets on another swing and goes super high*
Brother Link: I AM A RITO!!! *jumps off the swing*
Daddy Daruk: AHH NO!!
Brother Link: *flies in midair and pulls our paraglider* OMG THAT WAS FUN LET'S DO IT AGAIN
Mommy Mipha done with her stroll* nu uh mister, not on my watch
Brother Link: but mommy-
Aunty Urbosa: She's right. Let's go home, I think that's enough
Everyone in the park: no, not the relatable kid!
Brother Link: *crosses arms* BUT I DON'T WANNA Go! WAAAAA WAAAHHHH
Mommy Mipha: SHUT UP, LINK!
Brother Link: *frowns and walks away and takes sheikah slate and makes the master cycle zero sppear and rides it off to hateno*
Sheika Slate: Names were reverted.
Urbosa: *scratches head* That was such a weird game...
Mipha: I know right
Daruk: Gee, I'm gonna head out. Bye
(Daruk has left the chat)
Mipha: *yawns* same here. I'm gonna go take a nap and rest my eyes.
(Mipha has left the chat)
Zelda: bye, link
(Zelda has left the chat)
Link: SIke i never left with the bike
Link: just paying a visit to a random person at death mountain
(Link has left the chat and arranged a meeting tomorrow)
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Hii! Dares and Ideas are always appreciated and cia!