(unedited pls dont bully me for mistakes I am sensitive)
And by fight, I mean like relationship fights. Like fighting over if someone cheated. For obvious reasons, no child cookies!
this one is very half-assed and I promise ill write something better tmr
requested by ur mom
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No Commons! Wanted to save some time!
Rares!
Princess Cookie:
You two fought over how she nearly died while on an adventure. She ended up apologizing and you both went shopping for dresses
Well actually you just held the dresses she picked out until you got to the cashier.
Knight Cookie:
You two fought because he always values Princess cookie over you. He apologized very quickly. And then you apologized.
Alchemist Cookie:
You two fought because you spilled some chemicals. In your defense, she placed the bottle right on the very very edge on a shakey table. You apologized and read a book together.
Adventurer Cookie:
You two fought because of his constant 'ur mom' jokes. He defused the fight by saying "u look just like ur mom. and she's a milf. that's a compliment."
Blackberry Cookie:
You have NEVER fought, and even if you did, you'd immediately apologize. She is always right. cuz shes a milf
No Avocado or Carrot to save some time, sorry :(
Clover Cookie
you would never fight with him. if you did though, he'd cry.
Epic!
Affogato cookie:
you two fight all the time over dumb little tiny things. its mostly playful fights and hes always the most stubborn. usually, you have to apologize first cause he'd never give in.
Almond Cookie:
Walnut cookie nearly got hurt cause she wanted to help her dad on her mission. This resulted in a big fight between you and him. The fight stopped very quickly once Walnut started crying.
Black Raisin Cookie:
you guys fought once..or well if you could consider that a fight. You just argued to her and she just listened. no response or argument.
Caramel Arrow Cookie:
Like Black Rasin, she just listened to you rant and listened, occasionally nodding.
Cherry Blossom Cookie! (NEW! YAY!):
she'd somehow solve the situation using picnics or sandwiches.
Chili Pepper Cookie:
You were fighting over how she stole some of the money from your wallet. she couldn't give you the money back because she bought a pair of glasses. she doesn't even wear glasses..
Cocoa Cookie:
she'd defsue the situation by giving you some coco and you suddenly felt really dopey. you wonder if she drugged it or something but to be honest it tasted really good sooo you couldn't argue
Dark Choco Cookie:
he would pretend not to listen to you.
damn what a bitch.
Eclair Cookie:
he will cry.
Espresso Cookie:
he would have snarky combacks and would correct your stuttering/grammar/storytelling mistakes in the argument.
damn even more of a bitch
No Fig Cookie cuz im out of ideas
Herb Cookie:
don't yell at him. he will absolutely cry.
Kumiho Cookie:
you never fight with her. idk what to tell you. she'd probably flirt you out of your anger
Latte Cookie:
She would patiently listen and talk with you. she'd basically be a marriage councler but counsel your own relationship.
Licorice Cookie:
would also cry, but like a hyperventilate type of cry. how dare you make him cry.
Lilac Cookie:
he'd just calmy listen and nod. he wouldn't say any retorts or argue back, he'd just listen. he let you finish and then he apologized.
Madeleine Cookie:
hm. no.
No Mala Sauce, I think im gonna stick to the popular cookies
Milk Cookie:
he would absolutely cry.
cry more. cope harder xd
No Mint Choco :(
Parfait Cookie:
she'd apologize over and over and over and over, even if its been 4 years since the fight she'd still feel so bad about it.
No Pastry Cookie cuz I'm doin ur mom
Pomegranate Cookie:
girlie wouldn't give af. she'd just look in her mirror and mutter to herself as you argued.
No Pumpkin Pie cuz I'm unsure of her canon age at this point i have many sources saying she is a child but many saying shes an adult so I DONT KNWOWW
Purple Yam Cookie:
bold of you to assume he has the brain capacity to fight with you
No Raspberry Cookie
Red Velvet Cookie:
please don't yell near Chiffon, he'd be sad and whimper and cry. don't hurt chiffon cuz I swear to GOD (or no god if your atheist) but I SWEAR.
At this point red velvet doesn't even have his own scenerios its just chiffons. I dont think yall are gonna argue tho cuz chiffon supremacy
No Rye Cookie cuz I now like 2 people who like her max.
No Sparkling Cookie cuz I've read enough HerbSparkling smut fanfics to have his character ruined for me
Tea Knight Cookie:
he would just nonchalantly sip his tea as you ranted on and on and on
Tiger Lily Cookie:
she has absolutely no idea what your saying or what she did wrong.
No Twizzly Gummy cuz her hair looks tasty (idk I'm out of excuses)
Vampire Cookie:
you two would totally just drink it off and then rant at one another in slurred words. you never remember it the next morning anyway.
Werewolf Cookie:
he'd become even more emo if that's even possible.
"I'm sorry i made you feel that way...ill leave..."
like get tf out
Legendary
Sea Fairy:
you'd go on a huge ass rant like that one audio "BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH LIKE A BIG ASS MOTHERFUKIN MARSHEMELLOW WITH A BITCH YOU ON SITSHskIF GOIN BALALALALALALA" and shed just be like
"oh."
Frost Queen:
bitch would just freeze you in the middle of your argument walk away
Ancients
Dark Cacao:
oh my god this man would be like "these fights remind me of the arguments i had with my wife/son"
LIKE GET OUT/ GTEE OUT. WE KNOW YOU HAVE AN EMO SON BRO.
Pure Vanilla:
once again, do not fight him. he will cry. he might get Vietnam war flashbacks of his experiences with Dark Enchantress.
Hollyberry:
You two never fight over anything. If you hypothetically did though, shed apologize for whatever she did and ask you to just drink wine with her
White Lilly: (not playable :c)
please dont even look at her the wrong way she will start bawling her eyes out and overthink everything pls be nice to her she deserves the world <33.
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A/n!
hi so ik this one is a little short and I'm sorry for that.
a quick little rant about soft boys. look idk:
so I met this really cute soft emo trans boy at my art study the other day and I cant stop thinking about the interaction we had. HE SMILED AT ME after I complimented his art. I'm pretty sure hes aroace. I should have got his number or something cuz like he was wearing an anime shirt of my favorite anime tbhk and like sodfodsjfo he was- UGH. cant wait to see him next sunday. like- do you ever just want to be friends with someone so badly and you knew you'd get along well but ur terrified to say something to them and mess it all up? yeah me too.
like UGH i literally love soft boys and soft emo boys AND I DONT KNOW WHY
yk I dont mean to sound desperate but...if ur like a soft boy hmu :lipbite: /j/j/j/j IM JOKINGG..unless