(Everyone has joined the chat)
Mipha: How do we all joined at one time
Urbosa: I don't know man
Mipha: same except im not a man
Urbosa: Same thing girl
Mipha: I give up
Link: we r going on a road trip
Revali: that was random
Zelda: Yes! Link and I were packing our bags when we thought it would be nice to invite you
Revali: No
Mipha: Yes
Urbosa: Yes
Daruk: Yes
Link: Revali...
Revali: *thinks of how he can absolutely humiliate Link and make him suffer* Actually yeah
Link: Okay we're all good
Mipha: Wait a minute
Urbosa: so as i was saying
Mipha: where are we going
Urbosa: where?
Link: nowhere
Revali: *regrets saying yes*
Link: alr pack ur bags guys and gals
Mipha: ...im ready
Zelda: Okay! We'll meet at Castle Town Rui- wait no it's not ruins anymore
Mipha: So Castle Town?
Zelda: Yes.
Daruk: There, goro
Mipha: Hi
Revali: I've been waiting...
Urbosa: Okay I'm here what do we do now I really hope we actually get to adopt lizards and omg i also want to also dye my hair and omg i want to ride dolphins and i hope we get to breed turtles-
Link: Urbosa calm down. Since it's 11 years after Calamity Ganon's defeat, we thought we could open up a new place. It's called The Princess's Lounge
Revali: wtf is that corny sounding-
Urbosa: So it is somewhere
Zelda: We're going.-
Revali: -
Zelda: Now, Revali
Revali: Where is it
Zelda: It's the old spot of the Sacred Ground Ru- er, I'm so used to saying ruins but it's NOT ruins anymore. So basically it's where the Sacred Grounds were
Link: Yeah
Mipha: Wow, it looks nice! But what is this?
Zelda: What is what
Mipha: There's a sign for cutting fish
Zelda: Urm let me go talk to that merchant
Fish Merchant: hOI HOi hOi HoI
Zelda: SHUT UP and why do you have that sign up
Fish merchant: Er, Your Royal Highness, fish is hard to catch these days and I was wondering if I could make a profit with-
Zelda: What type of fish do you kill?
Fish Merchant: Sometimes Zora, Hylian Bass-
Zelda: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Entire Princess's Lounge: *looks at Zelda*
Zelda: *doesn't care*
Fish Merchant: but only sometimes. and they're babies so it doesn't matter
Mipha: O-oh
Zelda: WHAT THE F*#$%@#$DID YOU FU**^^%$# SAY?????
Fish Merchant: I r- You're royal...high...ness?
Zelda: Get out.
Fish Merchant: leaves princess's lounge
Zelda: AND BY THAT I MEAN HYRULE! HURRY YOUR BUTT UP
Fish Merchant: *runs*
Zelda: Ugh. That is how you take care of busienss these days ladies and gentlemen
Everyone: *claps*
Urbosa: Little Bird, must we carry on
Zelda: fine
Link: OOH! POT SHOP!
Daruk: Little guy no-
Link: Hi sir how much is this pot
Pot Merchant: Ooh since you are the Hylian Champion and the Hero of Hyrule it'll set you off at 4 rupees a pot! 2 for the small ones, 3 for the medium ones, 4 rupees for the large ones, and 5 for a custom made one.
Link: *slams golden rupees down* Everything.
Pot Merchant: Even the custom?
Link: Yes. Do any design as long as it's not blue, white, or yellow.
Pot Merchant: and that'll be 4342 rupees
Link: Thank you
Link: *stuffs all in inventory and leaves*
Mipha: ...
Urbosa: ...
Zelda: ...
Daruk: ...
Revali: can we get a move on
Zelda: OMG IT'S A CROWN SHOP
Zelda: Why is everything 60000 rupees each
Link: I might have made a deal with the blacksmith
Zelda: *looks at Link*
Zelda: HOW COULD YOU! NOW NOBODY WILL BUY FROM HERE BECAUSE WHOEVER BUYS FROM HERE THE RUPEES WILL GO TO US AND 70 PERCENT TO THE MERCHANTS BUT STILL 30% TO USSSS LINKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Link: well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
Zelda: shut up
Urbosa: Dang, Link got the power
Mipha: Don't encourage him!
Daruk: hey look! Rock roast drink for 1 rupee each
Revali: if it's that cheap it's probably a scam
Daruk: *drinks* EWWWW
Revali: what did i tell you
Daruk: IT'S ACTUALLY DIARRHEA IN A BOTTLE
Everyone but Daruk: ...disgusting...
Daruk: OKAY UHM IM GOING TO SUE THIS GUY
Link: WAIT YOU CAN DO THT
Daruk: Yes. You can sue people if your rank is high enough.
Link: THEN I SHOULD'VE SUED ALL THOSE PEOPLE FROM 10 YEARS AGO
Daruk: u know now the power of a champ
Urbosa: that was cringe
Revali: that was cringe
Daruk: excuse me
Drink Merchant: yes? Goron Champion?
Daruk: *holds up bottle* wtf is this
Drink Merchant: um it's rock roast purifier from the freshest of the death mountain-
Daruk: Lies. I ALWAYS stay on Death Mountain and I haven't ever seen a puny Hylian like you ever step foot on ol' Rudania's layers
Drink Merchant: I-er
Daruk: OUT
Daruk: And while you're at that, give me all your money
Drink Merchant: *hands daruk about 6000 rupees*
Daruk: *points finger at the exit of princess's lounge*'
Drink Merchant: *scurries away*
Zelda: Hmm. I really need to make sure things are actually appropriate here. Wait a second, these guys are opening business without my approval! *gasp* HOW DARE THEY
Link: Cmon let's carry on
Daruk: okay this restaurant is okay
Link: Yeah. It looks really good actually
Mipha: cool? what's it called
Revali: ...Malon's Hearty Recipes
Link: Malon...wait isn't she that girl with the Talon guy-
Urbosa: IT'S A SPAAAAAAAA
Link: OMG YESS
Zelda: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daruk: NO WAY
Revali: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA IS SUCH A BEAUTY DOING HERE
Mipha: YESSSSS HEAVEN
Link: hello we want all your deluxe beds now
Spa Gerudo: Oh, hello there! How may I help you?
Link: yes now
Spa Gerudo: That will cost you 70 rupees.
Link: *pays*
Spa Gerudo: Follow me to your beds.
Champions: Follows
Spa Gerudo: Please wait a moment as I get my assistants.
Revali: ok
Spa Gerudo *returns with a rito, zora, goron, a hylian and another gerudo* Hi. We will be massaging you today. Please take off your clothes. All the way please.
Daruk: wait a minute
Mipha: ...nobody told me this was gonna happen
Link: I um...I'm not very comfortable with the idea of that
Zelda: I am the Princess Of Hyrule, how dare you treat me like this!
Revali and Urbosa: *leaves* AND NO WE DON'T NEED THE REFUND
Link: *break dashes away*
Mipha: *slowly walks away*
Zelda: *trips over one billion things before getting out the front door*
Daruk: *rolls out* I'm outta here
Gerudo: Well I think they liked my spa.
Zelda: Oh, I'm getting a call-
Sheika Slate: Call mode has been put on.
Princess Zelda's Slate: Yes, father?
King Rhoam's Slate: ZELDA WHERE ARE YOU WE ARE STARTING THE PRESS CONFERENCE MEETING WITH LINK AND THE OTHERS
Princess Zelda's Slate: the WHAT now?
King Rhoam's Slate: If you don't arrive by 5 minutes, your Sheikah Screen whatever is going in my desk drawer and Link's as well.
Princess Zelda's Slate: Oh okay father. I'm coming. Which room is that?
King Rhoam's Slate: The meeting room.
Princess Zelda's Slate: That nightmare again
King Rhoam's Slate: Quit your complaining and hurry your butt up! Also, make sure Link is here too.
Princess Zelda's Slate: I'm on my way
King Rhoam's Slate: Ok, I except to see you 2 here soon. We are gonna be discussing a new park opening soon called Highland Regional Park in Gerudo Valley.
Princess Zelda's Slate: Cool! I see the castle
King Rhoam's Slate: You guys better
(King Rhoam's Slate has ended the call)
Zelda: whoops guys i gtg
Link: oh okay then I'll be coming along too
(Zelda has left the chat)
(Link has left the chat)
Mipha: Welp this place was getting boring anyways. We can always come back, seeing how big it is...
(Mipha has left the chat)
Urbosa: bye
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Revali: This place = Cia
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Daruk: the amount of black profiteers is crazy
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Hi! Dares and ideas are always appreciated and cia!