( UNEDITED PLS DONT BULLY ME FOR MISTAKES :(( )
this includes how you wake them up and how they wake you up :D
Requested by Fandomlove56
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Commons!
GingerBrave:
How you woke them up: you shook him awake aggressively. you had to shake him by the shoulders for like 5 minutes cause he wouldn't wake up. eventually, you had to slap him. he's a heavy sleeper cause he's always on adventures
How they woke you up: he burst into your cookie house announcing its time for an adventure. that sure as hell woke you up. your door went off its hinges.
Strawberry Cookie:
How you woke them up: you just lightly tapped her, and she woke up just with that.
How they woke you up: she warned you, opened the curtains slightly and slowly, preparing you for the day very slowly so you can adjust.
(damn I wish my family did that wow)
Ninja Cookie
How you woke them up: your tried tapping him awake, but one tap triggered his deadly reflexes. he karate chopped you in the face.
How they woke you up: he punched a hole through it and his hand got stuck.
Angel Cookie
How you woke them up: you planned to slap them across the face with a bible. you tried to but no prevail. as soon as you laid a finger on the bible, they woke up and slapped you
How they woke you up: she just sat at the edge of your bed and prayed.
Muscle Cookie
How you woke them up: after trying to wake up ninja cookie, you didn't want to test out what muscle cookie would do.
How they woke you up: he picked up your bed and dumped you into the water. damn bro.
Wizard Cookie
How you woke them up: you gently poked him with his own wand.
How they woke you up: he just opened the curtains wide, not warning you or anything.
Beet cookie
How you woke them up: just entering her room woke her up. its like shes always listening and alert.
How they woke you up: she just straight up shot your blanket. it just barely pierced the covers and it didn't hit you.
Rares!
Princess Cookie
How you woke them up: you just shook her awake just a bit. she isn't much of a heavy sleeper.
How they woke you up: she just burst into your room and squealed about a new adventure or rumor going around and how she wants to explore it.
Knight Cookie
How you woke them up: you said "princess cookie is in trouble" and BOOM he shot awake and started to panic. simp.
How they woke you up: he doesn't wake you up often, but once it was emergacny, so he just bitch slapped you
Cherry Cookie
How you woke them up: you cant step foot in her house without stepping on a bomb trap.
How they woke you up: she placed some sort of music bomb in your room and set it off. it blasted loud party music.
Alchemist Cookie
How you woke them up: your just shook her awake gently.
How they woke you up: she cant step a foot near you without her strong smell of chemicals awaking you. i imagine she smells like chlorine from the pool
(not y/n being a tanjirou kinnie)
Adventurer Cookie
How you woke them up: you stopped waking him up in the morning. the last time you did it he asked you in a very sleepy voice, still ajusting to the light: "oh are you a mommy milf?"
How they woke you up: You don't let him into your room or near family albums entirely. he likes to search through them and point out how hot your mother is. Thats why you locked the door and gave the only key to Blackberry in case of emergancy
(PLS IM SO SCARED TO MAKE THESE MOM JOKES CUZ LIKE SOMEONE GONNA BE IN THE COMMENTS LIKE "oh my moms dead :/" LIKE I DONT WANNA OFFEND ANYONE-)
Blackberry Cookie
How you woke them up: you didn't want to be mean or hurt her, so you just shook her shoulder lightly.
How they woke you up: she doesn't need to, as the smell of hibiscus tea traveling throughout the house is enough. or even the sound of a kettle whistling.
(I SWEAR IF I SEE ONE TODOROKI JOKE I WILL RIP OFF YOUR EYEBROWS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN UR THOUGHT)
Gumball Cookie
How you woke them up: you walked into the room, turned on the light, and walked out. you don't care about him after (just look at the next prompt thingy for him. that's why you despise him.)
How they woke you up: he doesn't wake you up. your his new canvas. he draws mustaches on you and on the empty spots on your face he'd cover with roses and cool designs. Normally, you'd be okay with this until you realised it was permanent marker that cant wash off.
Onion Cookie
How you woke them up: you didn't want to alarm her to scare her cuse shed start crying, so you just softly whispered her name. She did jump and get scared for a quick second but softned once she realised it was you.
How they woke you up: she walked into your room crying which woke both you and your motherly instincts up.
Pancake Cookie
How you woke them up: you poured syrup on him (/hj)
How they woke you up: he piled up a bunch of stools above you and cannonballed off them, landing on you and your bed. you sword he almost broke your leg off.
Avocado Cookie
How you woke them up: you said "What do you call a fish with no I?" and she shot awake and finished the joke.
How they woke you up: she just kept telling you dumb dad jokes until you got sick of it and woke up.
Carrot Cookie
How you woke them up: you said that her carrots needed harvesting and she rushed out the door within seconds.
How they woke you up: she kept throwing carrots at you and saying "lets start the day!" until you surrendered and got up.
Clover Cookie
How you woke them up: you braided his hair. sorry but it looks soft.
How they woke you up: he played a beautiful song which related to the exact situation you were in about waking up but not wanting to.
this guy has a song for everything.
Custard Cookie III
How you woke them up: honestly you preferred him napping cause he cant boss you around in his sleep. oh wait. he can.
he
SLEEP
TALKS.
AHHHHHH
How they woke you up: he just kept poking you with his staff until you did what he said.
Devil Cookie
How you woke them up: you slapped him. you don't care. hes literally a devil.
How they woke you up: he also doesn't care. he ripped the covers off of you and let you shiver to death.
CRUEL
Epic!
Affagato Cookie
How you woke them up: he doesn't let you into his room at night. the last time he did let you in, you ruined his skincare routine.
How they woke you up: he poured water on you. he said its cause your hair looked like it desperately needed a wash. ouch.
Almond Cookie
How you woke them up: you and walnut creeped into his room and walnut blasted an airhorn in his ear. that's only because he was late for work that one time. he earned his lesson and was never late again, but it was still fun.
How they woke you up: "Deptuy Almond is placing you under arrest"
that sure as hell scared you awake.
Black Raisin Cookie
How you woke them up: you asked one of the crows to do so instead so you could fous on more important tasks.
How they woke you up: you woke up to a crow squeaking at you full volume in a similar way to an alarm clock would.
Caramel Arrow Cookie
How you woke them up: you just shook her awake and tried not to alarm her in fear she might punch you by reflex. Spoiler alert: she punched you anyway.
How they woke you up: she doesn't wake you up and trusts you to do so yourself.
Chili Pepper Cookie
How you woke them up: "CHILI! THE COPS ARE HERE!"
How they woke you up: while you were sleeping, she snuck into your room to try and steal some money and leave an I.O.U. But you knew her schemes all too well and caught her in the act.
Cocoa Cookie
How you woke them up: you tried to make cocoa for her with your own recipe but tripped and spilled it.
How they woke you up: the smell of her and her cocoa is enough to make you raise from your slumber.
Cotton Cookie
How you woke them up: you just gently shook her awake. it was hard to find a shoulder to shake when she was covered with sheep cuddling her.
How they woke you up: you woke up to a sheep going "baaw!" at you. it sounded like an exact replica of an alarm clock.
Cream Puff Cookie
How you woke them up: jelly beans. you bribed her will jelly beans.
How they woke you up: she threatened to put a spell on you to make you sleep forever. but you actually wanted that so you stayed asleep.
Dark Choco Cookie SINCE YALL GOT SOOOO MAD OVER THE FACT I KEPT SAYING EMO (hoes mad /j), HERE WE GO:
How you woke them up: you slapped him across the face and yelled at him "HEY! FATEHRLESS BEHAVIOR! WAKE UP!" /j/j/j/j/j/j I'm sorry
okay seriously: you threatened to eat the little oreo armor he had on (while he sleeps???)
How they woke you up: he would most likely hold his sword up to your face.
Eclair cookie
How you woke them up: you said "someone broke a relic" and ON GOD he had this look of pure anger on his face.
How they woke you up: he gently shook you and asked for help with the museum and that he's short staffed.
Espresso Cookie
How you woke them up: bold of you to assume he sleeps.
How they woke you up: he doesn't care enough to wake you up. he says you should just ;naturally be able to wake up at the correct time'
Fig Cookie
How you woke them up: you cant even get the chance. the first animals always get to it first no matter how much you tru.
How they woke you up: Its usually a squirrel, as they are too busy helping their 'for'st friends' out with their problems. its mostly just squirrels that cant find where they burried thier nuts and a deer whos mom died.
Herb Cookie
How you woke them up: you shook him awake "I accidentally knocked over one of your plants! its gonna die!"
How they woke you up: he always lets you get your beauty rest cause he's a good boy <33
Kumiho Cookie
How you woke them up: you just poked her until she woke up. she often gets irritated when you do this cause she 'needs all 9 hours of sleep for her au natural look'.
How they woke you up: you always wake up before her as she 'requires' more sleep then you
Latte Cookie
How you woke them up: (on the rare occasion where you wake up before her) you just shook her awake and every time she wakes up, she sits up and gets ready for the day immediately. (bro I take at least 10 minutes to wake up)
How they woke you up: she gets up before you as she has to teach her students at like 6 so she wakes up at 5:30. she always kisses you on the forehead.
Licorice Cookie
How you woke them up: you don't wake him up. Poison mushroom does it first and in the most annoying way possible every time.
How they woke you up: he shakes you awake crying because he wants validation from Dark Enchantress.
Lilac Cookie
How you woke them up: you let him rest, as he always wakes up at a good time every day by himself.
How they woke you up: you usually get up with him at the time when he wakes up. the noise of him waking up usually wakes you up too
Madeleine Cookie
I still refuse madeleines. it'll be a cold day in hell when I write his.
yall better wish fat pigs fly then maybe ill write his.
Mala Sauce Cookie
How you woke them up: your scared to wake her up. if she get up on the wrong side of the bed she is a force to be wreken with.
How they woke you up: usually when you hear peoples screams of terror when shes smashing stuff is your wakeup call
Mango Cookie
How you woke them up: he always has a set time when he wakes up, so you have no worries.
How they woke you up: He'd nonstop tell a story until you get up.
Milk Cookie
How you woke them up: "Dark Choco is here."
How they woke you up: he just lightly taps you once or twice but if you don't wake up he lets you be for another 2 hours.
Mint Choco Cookie
How you woke them up: since his concerts are always at night, you let him sleep in. sometimes he even preforms past midnight.
How they woke you up: obviously, he'd play his loud ass violin. probably a really fast and annoying symphony. You asked him what the hell he was doing and he just responded with "I was just practicing."
In truth, he was just being annoying.
(why u bully me :c)
Parfait Cookie
How you woke them up: you fear her waking up as every morning she practices her guitar on max volume.
How they woke you up: Blasts VERY loud music on speakers. either its rock or pop. STAN LOONA
Moon Rabbit Cookie
How you woke them up: you cant even wake her up, as every morning she gets down to business preparing rice cakes.
How they woke you up: A plate of rice cakes!! Yay..for the 50th time this week
Pastry Cookie
How you woke them up: "god isn't real lol-" she punched you before you could even finish the sentence.
How they woke you up: she'd smack you with a bible. its not like she can shoot you..oh wait.
Poison Mushroom Cookie
How you woke them up: they always get up before you and torments you the same way they do to licorice.
How they woke you up: refer to above^
Pomegranate Cookie
How you woke them up: "Dark Enchantress wants to speak with you on the phone"
How they woke you up: she just beats you like a carpet with her mirror.
Pumpkin Pie Cookie
How you woke them up: shaking them gently, in fear of pompon growing big and punching you if you shake her too rough.
How they woke you up: shed just say your name and other things in a creepy way until you woke up
Purple Yam Cookie
How you woke them up: don't. please don't. itd be better for the people of kingdom.
How they woke you up: picking you up and throwing you out the window.
Raspberry Cookie
How you woke them up: don't wake her up or shell say something about her ancestors dough. don't do it.
How they woke you up: stabby stab stab
Red Velvet Cookie
How you woke them up: you would never wake him up when he's busy cuddling with all of the dogs. you wouldn't DARE.
How they woke you up: DOG KISSES! DOG LICKS! DOG LOVE!!!
Rye Cookie
How you woke them up: DONT! SHE'LL START RANTING FOREVER ON AND ON ABOUT CHILI PEPPER!!! SAVE YOUR EARS!
How they woke you up: she shot gunshots up in the air. it made a hole in your roof.
(removed Snow Sugar! Sorry! i need to cut the word count down!)
Sorbet Shark Cookie
How you woke them up: they sleep in the ocean. good luck with that.
How they woke you up: sometimes the crab they poke comes up to you and snaps at you too. that's enough to scare you awake.
Sparkling Cookie
How you woke them up: strangely enough, youve never had that interaction with him.
How they woke you up: he poured one of his drinks on you. that's only because you fell asleep at his bar os its justified.
(removed Squid Ink! Sorry! i need to cut the word count down!)
Strawberry Crepe Cookie
How you woke them up: you bet your ass they have an amazing technical waffle bot alarm clock personalized for them.
How they woke you up: they gifted you the same alarm clock. they indirectly woke you up.
(removed tea knight. dilf man. i need to cut the word count down)
(Removed Tiger Lily. this has nearly 3000 words.)
(Removed Twizzly and Vampire. I'm tired its like 3am .)
Werewolf Cookie (fine ill write his and not put furry. fuc u)
How you woke them up: he's too EMO FURRY to even get near you, let alone sleep near you.
How they woke you up: out of sight cuz he doesnt wanna hurt u or sumthin idk
Legendary
Sea Fairy Cookie
How you woke them up: Since she cant really sleep in a bed cause shes literally water, you haven't gotten the chance to wake her up.
How they woke you up: Sometims she throws little seashells at your window from in the sea to wake you up.
Frost Queen
How you woke them up: raised the heat by one degree can piss her off.
How they woke you up: she changed the a/c to 20- degrees. just how she likes it.
Ancients
Dark Cacao cookie
How you woke them up: "People ship you x Pure Vanilla." That wakes him up.
How they woke you up: sleep doesnt exist for you. All night he rants about how terrible of a father he was and how hes EMO. he does end up falling asleep but not until like 5am.
Pure Vanilla
How you woke them up: you just gently shook him awake.
How they woke you up: he sweetly asks if he cant talk about White Lily cause he cant/didnt sleep and you always say yes.
Hollyberry
How you woke them up: you touched her shield.
How they woke you up: "pls have a toast with me :("
White Lilly Cookie (not playable :( )
How you woke them up: you gently shook her to not scare her. She always ends up getting scared though. shes really jumpy.
How they woke you up: she'd feel really really really bad if she woke you up while you were having a good dream so she always lets you sleep in.
<333 pls white lily marry me
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A/n!
PLS THIS TOOK AN HOUR AND A HALF- I WANTED TO GO ALL OUT FOR THIS CHAPTER CUZ ITS BEEN A BIT SINCE I POSTED.
ALSO U MIGHTVE NOTICED MY WRITING GOT A LITTLE BETTER??? MAYBE?? yeah I spent time fixing my dumbass vocabulary.
(3016 words AUGH)