made this at 3am. not edited lol expect grammar and spelling issues. im really tired.
Commons!
GingerBrave:
he would start CRYING and asking what he did wrong frantically.
Strawberry Cookie:
she would also start crying and apologizing over and over
Ninja Cookie
would punch you back. no hesitation. or even block your punch.
Angel Cookie
would make that one face. THAT ONE FACE.
Muscle Cookie
he would punch you back.
Wizard Cookie
would also start balling his eyes out, but would hide his tears from you.
Beet cookie
wouldnt pay much mind to it and laughed it off with you.
Rares!
Princess Cookie
would force you on an adventure with her as an apology.
Knight Cookie
would start crying. just on the floor. in the fetal position. crying.
Cherry Cookie
she would make a big deal out of it and pout.
Alchemist Cookie
would become a stuttering mess and apologize for whatever she did to anger you.
Adventurer Cookie
would say something like "does that punch mean you love me?" or "that punch was kinda hot"
(I hc him as a similar character to like denki from mha or sumthn like that)
Blackberry Cookie
she wouldn't pay much mind to it.
Gumball Cookie
he would also start crying, gripping onto his paint gun while on the floor and just crying and crying.
Onion Cookie
YOU WOULD NEVER.
Pancake Cookie
don't hurt the bean pls
Avocado Cookie
she can take a hit. if it was like on her back she probably wouldn't even feel it honestly. she seems like a very strong character.
Carrot Cookie
she would just ignore it and switch the topic to carrots somehow.
Clover Cookie
he would start totally crying. he's sensitive. maybe even sing a song
Custard Cookie III
oh my god he would start crying and pure vanilla would be on ur ass
Devil Cookie
you'd get a poked with a fork.
Epic!
Affagato cookie:
he would do that one face he does when you pick him up in game.
Basically a more shocked version of:
>:I
Almond Cookie
Arrested.
Black Raisin Cookie
you were attacked by one of her crows.
Chili Pepper Cookie
she would pretend like she didn't care. you knew she did though.
Cocoa cookie
she wouldn't mind it much as long as you apologized.
Cotton cookie
she would smile and say something inspirational about lights.
Cream Puff Cookie
would also start crying. as would i.
Dark Choco Cookie
EMOTIONLESS.
Eclair cookie
would ball his eyes out a lot. like A LOT. would just sob on the floor asking the world what he did to deserve that. You had to comfort him for hours.
Espresso Cookie
MADELEINE WOULD BE ON UR ASS SO QUICkLY-
in all seriousness, he would bring it up at any chance he gets to annoy you or play himself as the victim so that you'll do something for him.
IK THAT SOUNDS BAD BUT AN EXAMPLE:
"can you get those coffee beans from the storage room?"
"no"
"but you have to"
"why?"
"Remember that one time you punched me in the face? you broke my glasses!"
"damn..bro..okay. that was like 7 months ago"
"I'm still traumatized to this day!"
asshole.
Fig Cookie
they would also start crying. nothing more to it.
Herb Cookie
would apologize over and over and over and over and over even if he did nothing wrong.
"I'msorryididntmeantooffendyouforwhateverididimsosososorry"
usually, you cant understand what he's saying because he apologizes so fast
Kumiho Cookie
would playfully complain how you ruined her beauty jokingly.
Latte Cookie
would say something really inspirational like "One mistake is better than one lie to cover it up!" or idk im not good at being inspirational.
Licorice Cookie
would cover his face in his hood and cry on the floor.
Lilac Cookie
wouldn't pay much mind to it.
Madeleine Cookie
would cry, but claim those are just fake or something like
"those are happy tears" or "your eyes are deceiving you"
Mala Sauce Cookie
would talk all big talk about how it doesn't hurt. you knew she was lying.
Mango Cookie
he wouldn't cry, and he would apologize to you. Even though he did nothing wrong, he feels bad that you 'felt angry enough to resort to violence'
Milk Cookie
would start crying.
Mint Choco Cookie
would just make a face of ":("
Parfait Cookie
girl would write a whole song about it and how it made her feel and stuff. get it ig.
Moon Rabbit Cookie
would offer you rice cakes as a peace offering.
Pastry Cookie
oh my god she would curse at you while yelling bible inserts at you. you would try to run, and continue quoting and talking about the witch and the oven and stuff.
Poison Mushroom Cookie
he wouldn't understand what the hell just happend.
Pomegranate Cookie
"you will regret this transgression"
you bet ur ass shes gonna snitch on you to dark echantress and then dark enchant would whoop ur ass.
Pumpkin Pie Cookie
would cry and complain to Pompon in front of you and treat you like you arent there.
"Pompon! A cookie just hit me!"
"yeah that cookie is right in front fo you."
"can you believe the audacity of some cookies' dough?"
"im right here"
"some people are just so mean"
*deletes purple yam cutely bc i don't know a single person in the fandom who likes him.*
Raspberry Cookie
slice and diced.
Red Velvet Cookie
he would block you mid-action with his cake hand. reflexes.
Rye Cookie
you bet ur ass your gonna get shot.
Snow Sugar Cookie
would cry.
Sorbet Shark Cookie
would make sad blubble noises.
"ooo.."
no uppercase. they're sad :(
Sparkling Cookie
kicked and banned from the bar for a week. asshole.
Squid Ink Cookie
would cry. like they were already crying, but would cry more.
Strawberry Crepe Cookie
would complain about it for the next week.
Tiger Lily Cookie
would be so confused. confused growling noises and barking.
furry.
Twizzly Gummy Cookie
would threaten to cause 'mayhem'
nothing in particular. just threatened it.
Vampire Cookie
mans was drunk when you did hit him, so thank god he doesn't remeber. his response was just
"ow."
all lowercase, no emotion. just an 'ow'
Werewolf Cookie
emo furry
would say sumthn like "yeah i would want to punch me too"
Legendary
Sea Fairy Cookie
she would 'WITNESS THE MIGHT OF THE SEAS' ur ass.
Frost Queen
froze you mid action. even if you did punch from behind, she would somehow know you were there.
Ancients
Dark Cacao cookie
he wouldn't feel it, but say something like
"you punch like my dear son when he was younger."
Pure Vanilla
YOU COULD NEVER.
Hollyberry
she wouldn't feel it, and she wouldn't care. she'd simply say "Lets just share a drink and resolve this"
White Lilly Cookie (not playable :( )
would cry into your arms.
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A/n!
OMG SPEAKING OF ANCIENTS, I GOT DARK CACAO TODAY AND I REMAIN THE ONLY PERSON WITH ALL THREE IN MY FRIEND GROUP YAYY. I CAN FLEX.
anyways, since he sounds like gamrock freddy, he has become my new dad.
he is my new dad. he has no choice.
its like adoption but the other way around. i adopt him as my dad.
daddy issue stuff.
..does this mean dark choco is my brother..? uh oh