Hahahaha I am just...so freaking evil. I torture my characters >:D
[Jessie is online]
[Darren is online]
Jessie: ....are we alone?
Darren: I think so
Jessie: Thank god!!! I feel like we've never had a chance alone!
Darren: ....hey Jess?
Jessie: Yeah?
Darren: I need to tell you something...
Jessie: Lay it on me
Darren: So you know how we've been dating for the past year?
Jessie: Yes, thanks for pointing out the obvious...
Darren: and I think you're dad is starting to like me!
Jessie: More or less...c'mon what is it?!
Darren: Jessie...I love you so much it is hard to breathe. whenever im around you i cant help but feel we were made to be together. i want you to be mine and only mine. i want you to be with me. Jessica Odin Laufreyson....will you marry me?
[Avengers have turned off invisibility]
[Loki has turned off invisibility]
Steve: +0+
Loki: HELL. NO.
Tony: OMG THIS IS GREAT
Jessie: GUYS!!! Why are you all here?!?!
Natasha: We were....listening
Clint: More like spying really
Thor: MY LITTLE NIECE IS GETTING MARRIED!!!
Darren: This is super Hawkward for me....
Steven: Darren....are you sure?
Darren: Of course I'm sure! I love her dad!
Steve: It's just that...your father in law is going to be a super VILLIAN
Jessie: you honestly think I want a goodie two shoes to be my father in law?
Tony: Nice Jess
Jessie: Thanks Uncle Tony :D
Darren: where's Bruce?
Natasha: Taking a nap. I just fed him an changed his diaper. Clint gave him a bath then we laid him down with his blankie.
Jessie: O-o ......okay
Loki: Jessie...you cannot get married
Jessie: WHY?!?
Loki: BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!!
Jessie: DAD IM 19!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT NOW!
Loki: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING YOU WANT!!
Jessie: I HAVE SUPER POWERS. IM PRETTY SURE I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.
Natasha: I don't see the problem here Loki
Clint: Yeah this is actually really cool! If we all have kids then we can make them marry each other then we'll really be a family!
Tony: A little sappy there Clint
Jessie: What is it dad? Why can't I get married?
Loki: BECAUSE YOU ARE MY LITTLE GIRL AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!
Everyone: .......
Jessie: ....I'm not a little girl anymore dad. I'm a woman who is semi-normal. I will make my own decisions...with or without your consent. Darren and I are leaving and getting married. Maybe even start a new generation of Avengers. Let me know when you want to talk again.
[Jessie has logged off]
[Darren has logged off]
Loki: ......
Steve: .....you really did it this time Loki!
Tony: Dangit! Jessie and I were supposed to play life or death mini golf this weekend...
[Janis is online]
Janis: WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?
Loki: I....I....
Janis: WE NEED TO TALK.
Loki: Ow stop grabbing my ear!
[Janis has logged off]
[Loki has logged off]
Natasha: Bruce woke up! I better go rock him.
[Natasha has logged off]
Clint: Isn't she great?
[Clint has logged off]
Thor: I believe my brother is getting beaten right now...
[Thor has logged off]
Steve: sniff
Tony: Steve...?
Steve: I'm sad.
[Peggy is online]
Peggy: ROGERS! Get your whipper snapper butt in here and tell me why our son is leaving home!
[Peggy has logged off]
Tony: So Peggy is the mom.....
Steve: Oh I'm so dead....
[Steve has logged off]
Tony: Am I the only one here that has a great life?
[Tony has logged off]
Er....okay I tried. Comment please!