you look like you got hit in the face with a bag of hammers, and i like it -dallas
i feel vaccinated -darry
pony: kill yourself
dallas: i've tried
i have a knife -johnny
they like stabbing people gayly -soda
thomas your mom -soda
i mean i'll populate wherever i want -dallas
there is period blood on my jeans -cherry
don't look at my coochie woochie guys -twobit
twobit: idk how to use tampons
marcia: i'll teach you 😉
i can make my dog go really fast if i go down the stairs -steve
uh oh i just deleted my whole entire body -darry
when i go to sleep everything just disappears and all that's left is my extremely long dick and roller skates -twobit
i'm the pen.... your dad is the cap -steve
does she wanna see my dick?🥺 -dallas
this song makes me wanna cut myself... NO don't skip it! -ponyboy
weezer my geezer -steve
cherry: i wanna male friend
ponyboy: i'm your male friend
cherry: you're gay it doesn't count
you know the 600 pound life? yeah i wouldn't date that -sodapop
did you just hit your dick off my floor? -darry
holy shot i'm gonna break your face -dallas
if one more person interrupts me while i'm eating my mac and cheese on the phone with soda, i'm going to commit a war crime -steve
putting balls on my face in my everskies status is definitely racially motivated -ponyboy
i'm on my knees, cause i'm a whore -sodapop
my bad i just started playing the bag pipes -twobit
sorry guys i had to tape my dick back on, it fell off -steve