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Ryuen: I come back, Kuku.
Ichinose: What are you waiting for? Let's go to chapter 5!
Chapter 5
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"Ayanokouji, Where did you get this food?" Ike asked when he saw my food.
We were at the cafeteria. But in front of me is 5 steaks, 2 salads, and 7 glasses of wine.
At my table. I was with Hirata, Sato, Mutsushida, Shinohara, Mori, and Karuizawa.
"I cook it myself," I said while cutting the steak--liked a Sir.
I have to thank Horikita for this idea. The second day after we knew the truth about the point. She took the lunch box to the school. She said it was cheaper than buying the lunch at the cafeteria. She just used the free ingredients in the supermarket.
That was why I try it myself.
"You can cook, Ayanokouji?" Yamauchi asked and gulped down his saliva. He was holding the free vegetable food set. I could tell its taste---didn't good.
"Actually no. I just put the ingredients on the pot and then pressed my luck."
"What? Cooking with luck?" I knew they would ask like this, so I took the picture while I was cooking salad.
"Hear." They received the picture. Then, they nodded acceptably.
"I understood. But How do you get so much food? You must walk around the world to get enough ingredients." Ike still doubted.
"You knew that girl? The nun one who sounded like Horikita. I asked her for help cooking. Every time I can cook the perfect steak. She will give me one more." I asked then put the meat into my mouth--like a Sir.
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Sato: I remember that time. Ayanokouji-Kun is so kind! He treated us!
Ike: Tch. Die. Riajuu.
Doctor: Wait. How do you get that game?
Ayanokouji: I just download it. What's wrong?
Doctor: Well. We are in 2015. But this game was released in 2020.
Yamauchi: Don't destroy the mood, Doc. In our universe, This game is released in 2014. Of course, when we reach 2020. All seven countries will have already revealed. And the biggest plot twist of this game is---
Ike: Shut up, Haruki! Don't spoil the truth that Aether is the girl and Lumine is the boy!
Katsuragi: Ok. You said their name now.
Kushida: You say Horikit-San is good at cooking. Really?
Sudo: Yes. Her Miso soup is great!
Ayanokouji: We haven't reached that part though.
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There was only a teacher in the teacher's room.
She was the young lady with curly hair, checking her hair in front of the mirror. So I asked her;
"Excuse me. Is Chabashira-Sensei here?"
"Hmm. Sae-Chan? I think she's coming. You can wait in here."
Sae-Chan? I thought this teacher might be Chabashira-Sensei's friend.
"Thank you. But I don't want to bother you. I'll wait outside." I bowed. Then, left the room. But the teacher followed me.
"I'm Hoshinomiya Chie. I'm a close friend of Sae-Chan, you know? We're so close till can call another one first name."
I didn't ask anything, Sensei. Please leave me alone.
"Hey, what's your name boy?" She asked with a childish tone. I felt like she was a high schooler, not a teacher.
"Ayanokouji, Sensei."
"Ayanokouji? Teehee. I'm sure you're kinda popular. Am I right?" She smiled.
If I said no, it would be a lie. But If I said yes---I didn't have the confidence to admit something like that.
When Hoshinomiya-Sensei saw my shyness. She felt fun for teasing me so she started to offend my hand.
"You looked cool and handsome, you know? Sensei never lie to a little boy." Her hand attacked my face.
"Ara Ara. You don't even try to escape. So Sensei thought you enjoy this."
No, Sensei. This is the first time that the female touched me. So I became a rock.
"Sensei, please stop--"
"What're you doing?" I heard the cold sound.
Pfft.
"Oh." Someone hit Hoshinomiya-Sensei's head. So she fell forward me. I didn't prepare yet. So it caused me to fall together with her.
"What're you trying to do with my student?" Chabashira-Sensei who just hit her friend with a pad asked after seeing Hoshinomiya-Sensei be on my chest.
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Ichinose: I didn't know that Hoshinomiya-Sensei was like this.
Kanzaki: I know it. She tried to make me go to her room several times.
Ayanokouji: Did you go?
Kanzaki: No. Chabashira-Sensei is suited my taste more.
Hirata: I agreed. Hoshinomiya-Sensei is too young for me.
Karuizawa: What?
Hirata: What?
Mashima: Trust me, boy. Don't go to that woman's room. She will dump you today later, and you won't ever have a crush on someone again.
Hoshinomiya: Mo! Tomonari-Kun! Don't make these kids fear me!
Mashima: I just say the fact. This is the reason why I don't want to date you. Because if I did, you'll become my last girl. I want to fall in love with more women, you know?
Hoshinomiya: Tomonari--Kun---
Chabashira: Tch. Die Riajuu.
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Chabashira-Sensei stood up and pushed me hard, consequences, I darted to Horikita.
And fell on her---again. The third time for today!
"W--What're you doing?" Horikita stuttered.
"I don't..."
Sensei took her phone off and took a photo. I and Horikita stood up and confronted her.
"What--?"
Chabashira-Sensei didn't wait till Horikita finished the line to say. "If you told anybody about that thing. I will send this picture to the school."
Horikita stared at her. "Are you trying to blackmail me?"
"Yes."
"If you do that, I will tell the school that you drank in front of your students"
"No evidence. I deleted all of the camera's files." I thought she talked about the surveillance camera. "And If you do, I will send this to your brother."
Sensei showed us the video. It was recorded at the toilet. I saw Horikita in that video. She curled on the toilet lit. Eating the waffles with hunger.
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She looked at the waffle with passion. "My precious!". And then laughed with madness.
The video ended. I turned my face to Horikita who was shocked more than me. I didn't know the ice princess could do something like that.
"How do you get that?" She asked.
"Secret makes women a woman, " Chabashira-Sensei said emotionless. "I heard your brother was the student council president. How'll he feel when he knows his sister is a waffle addict?"
Horikita pressed her lips together. "You win this time, Sensei." She said, "And I have to tell you, I have got the therapy already."
Can they even therapy the waffle addiction too?
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Ike: You fell on the girl again!!
Yamauchi: Three times in a day! I start to hate you, Ayanokouji.
Ichinose: Hm. Is there any problem with the file? Why I can't see what Chabashira-Sensei shows to Horikita-San?
Doctor: Wait a minute, sir. I will check it. Nothing wrong, sir. That part is erased.
Horikita: Why are you looking at me, Ayanokouji-Kun?
Ayanokouji: I just think you probably---
Horikita: The lucky one is the one who knows when he should close his mouth.
The mysterious sound: "This freaking good, Suzune want more---Suzune want more. How should Suzune do? If she uses the point for this, she will have no points for a living." She looked like a drug addict. "Yes, Suzune knows it. She should go to steal this from the Moonshine. No, She should kidnap the chef and force him to make a waffle for her!"
(Dead Air-Chan desu! Do you miss me?)
Kushida: Sorry, I found this video by chance.
Karuizawa: Suzuchan... Are you okay?
Horikita: No.
Karuizawa: I will take you to Moonshine Cafe after we finish it. Ok?
Horikita: Thanks, Karukei. I love you most.
Ayanokouji: Ah, let's go to the next chapter.
Sudo: Yes!! My air time!!
Chapter 6
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Sudo still slept in the class.
Nobody tried to wake him up because everyone knew he was going to be mad with anyone daring to wake him.
No one could do something with that. We're just waiting until Sudo is expelled after the midterm exam.
When you got appendicitis. Just cut the appendix.
Not like their friend. Ike and Yamauchi tried to be good boys for a while. They and Sudo were called the idiot trio. But they knew there was a high risk that it would become the idiot duo.
Even they despaired with Sudo.
Everyone despaired with Sudo.
Except for Horikita.
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Sudo: So is this what you think of me? Well. it ain't like I don't know.
Yamauchi: Cheer up Sudo! At least, Horikita still believes in you.
Sudo: Oh, I just realized! Suzune always believes in me.
Shinohara: Horikita-San. Do you believe him that much?
Horikita: When you float in the ocean, you need to believe in a straw though.
Yukimura: Wise word. Horikita. Wise word.
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Speak of evil. No, speak of an angel. Kushida came to my desk with the polite shy girl whose name was Inogashira Kokoro.
"Hello. Kushida. Can I help you?"
"Yes. Ayanokouji-Kun got the 100 scores at the last exam, right?" Kushida asked me with a smile. Horikita stared at me.
"No, actually yes. But it's just my luck." I told her the truth.
"Don't be so modest," Kushida said. "Here, Kokoro-Chan. She's kind of worried about her grade."
Inogashira nodded. "I'm not good at English."
"Why don't you join Hirata's study group?" I asked her.
"It's complicated." Kushida seemed that she didn't want to talk about it. But Inogashira said softly.
"I'm in love with Hirata-Kun." Her face turned red.
I raised my eyebrows. It's normal. Almost the whole class liked Hirata. If I was a girl. I would too.
But Kuruizawa had crushed our dreams.
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Karuizawa: What do you mean our dreams?
Ayanokouji: Oi, Inogashira just said she fall in love with your boyfriend. Don't you think----
Karuizawa: I don't care. I wonder about your choice of words more.
Shinohara: Maezono-San! Maezono-San! Someone! I want the group A blood! Maezono-San is nose-bleeding!
Maezono: Hirata x Ayanokouji! Kiyosuke! Buheeeeeee!
Ayanokouji: I said it because of the comedy reason.
Sato: So you didn't in love with Hirata-Kun?
Ayanokouji: Of course, not.
Hondo: Calm down, girls. I don't think we have to be panicking about it. There is a hole, there is a way. It's simple.
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I turned around and saw Kushida, Inogashira, Horikita, and the idiot trio walking out of the library.
"Are you guys finished studying?" I asked them a bit surprising.
"Not exactly." Kushida seemed to be in a dilemma.
"Horikita insulted us!" Sudo shouts with anger.
"Yes, she called us an idiot," Ike said. Yamauchi nodded.
"I didn't say something like that. I just said you're lack effort. When faced with a little wall, you just told it's too high and give up. People like you won't be successful. It's a fact." Horikita said calmly.
"You just refer to an idiot!" Sudo yelled.
"So it's that the fact that you are an idiot."
"You bit--" Sudo rushed in Horikita but Kushida stood in away.
"Sudo-Kun, calm down. Horikita-San didn't say it on purpose."
Sudo spat. "If Kushida didn't stop me. You would taste the pain, Horikita. God damn it. I went out on my way to skip the practice. I didn't get anything back!"
"It's because you're too weak to get something back. If I was your coach, I wouldn't let someone no intention like you play in a match for sure."
Sudo almost punched Horikita but when he saw the sight from Kushida, he tried to calm himself and walked away.
He kicked the trash under the tree before he was gone.
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Miyake: Wow. I don't know you use to fight with Horikita before.
Sudo: I was in my Tsundere's phase though.
Ike: Ken hated Horikita-Chan very much, back then. I was surprised that he came to join the study group too.
Sudo: Well, no matter I hate her, I know I have to fix myself or I will be expelled from this school.
Ryuen: Kuku. As I expect from the defect class.
Sudo: What did you say!?
Ayanokouji: Finally, some serious reaction. We don't need to play comedy all the time.
Horikita: We need to be funny, Ayanokouji-Kun. We are comedy fanfiction.
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When I reached the school, I saw Kushida's back went into the building so I followed her. I heard the sound of a footstep above me.
That sound went to the top floor so I ran following it.
Until I saw Kushida standing at the stairs to the rooftop.
She did nothing just stared and saw the rooftop's door.
I hid and thought. Why did she come here? Or does she wait for someone?
Or she had a secret boyfriend and this place is their rendezvous?
I was going to retreat when Kushida pushed her bag down.-----
"What an annoying bitch!"
She said with the low-pitched voice that I never expected from Kushida.
Kushida's pretty face became the center of hate and anger. She kicked the railing.
"Go to hell, why don't just die!?"
Kushida that I saw now---she's no more class D's angel. She was the girl full of anger and savage. Her imagine the image in my mind was destroyed right there.
"That Horikita-bitch! Do you think you are pretty? You're the granddaughter of a bitch! You're just an ugly waffle addict!"
Horikita? I didn't hear wrong, did I?
"You idiot Horita! Die! Die! You cattle in human form. Prideless Parasite. All that nutrition to your head, not to your brain. Do you think you are so majestic? Damn you! Die! Die! Die!"
I remembered what Horikita told me.
I don't want to get close to someone who hates me.
She was right. Kushida really hated her. But why? Since school started, Horikita never participated with Kushida. Why does Kushida hate her so much?
And if Kushida hated it, why did she try to befriend Horikita?
I decided to retreat today. I walked softly to the downstairs. Luckily Kushida was busy kicking railing and cursing people.
So she didn't know I was there.
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Ike: I---I didn't expect this.
Yamauchi: (mumbled) Not true. No, no, it isn't true.
Ichinose: Is this a real you, Kushida-San?
Ryuen: Kuku! This is when everything is starting fun!
Koenji: Perfect! Beautiful! Majestic!
Hirata: Are you talking about your mirror again?
Koenji: No, I'm talking about Kushida-Girl! She isn't a commoner. She is the real devil!! Precious!---Wait, Why do you hold my hand? Ah! Why do you let my hand touch that part!
Ike: Me too!
Yamauchi: Ah!!! I'm a horny boy, but I don't want to touch you!!!!!
Doctor: No!! My hand is only for Mori-Himesamaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Ryuen: Please! Ibuki-Chan helps me!!!
Katsuragi: I won't tell anyone! I just watch the movie!!
Hirata: Subarachi.
Sudo: Oi, Ayanokouji! Why are you hiding at the corner!?
Ayanokouji: I know this is going to happen. So I run away first.
Kushida: Now, your fingerprints are all over my body. If anyone says something about this, I will tell the school that you all rape me.
Ayanokouji: Wait a minute, Kushida.
Kushida: What?
Ayanokouji: Ah, half of this studio is our female classmate. We have a witness. And also the audience who listen for our radio too.
Kushida:...
Kushida: Please don't tell anyone.
Horikita: That's my line!
Chapter 7
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Horikita Manabu grabbed his sister's wrist then push it with the wall.
"Get out of this school. Or I will make you understand---" His hand grabbed harder. "That you never gonna be on the top. You're powerless and unqualified."
Horikita Suzune's body was lifted from the floor.
That magic sign told me.
Help her!
Although there wasn't that magic sign. I still ran to Horikita's sibling.
But before I reached them, I stumbled over the little rock on the ground. My body plunged forward.
"Wah!"
And my head bumped at the president's belly.
"Ugh!" He shouted. Let Horikita land on the floor---actually on my back.
"Ayanokouji-Kun!"
"Thank you for remembering my name. But get off, please."
Horikita stood up from my back immediately. I stood up while patting my head and my back.
"Wonderful. Nobody can ambush me before." The president said while he coughing up blood. Wait. My head is that hard?
"Sorry. It's just a coincidence." If I got 2,000 points every time I said this. I would be rich as could give points to the whole class.
The president didn't say anything. He walked slowly to me.
And then, my trousers' zip was broken and my panties came to the world.
"Ayanokouji-Kun!" Horikita blushed and closed her eye.
"Why now!?" I lowered my head to look at the zip, I felt something rush above my head.
The president's fist could punch only the wall. But it was very close to my head. I didn't want to imagine what would happen if I didn't lower my head.
"You have a good friend. Suzune." The president said.
"He isn't my friend." Horikita rejected. That magic sign appeared again with the new text.
Said this line.
"Although, she didn't consider me as a friend. But I considered she as a friend."
I tried to gaze through the darkness and read that line.
"Although, she didn't consider me as a friend. But I considered she as a friend."
"W---What are you saying?" Horikita stuttered.
Sorry, I try to write as fast as I can.
"And I never let anyone hurt my friend."
"And I never let anyone hurt my friend." What a cringy line.
The president looked at me through his glasses.
"Brave. So brave. Nobody talked something like me, before."
The sign told me to say another line.
"Eat my pen is."
"Eat my penxs.---What!"
Right now, The president opened his wide with a daze.
"Ayanokouji-Kun! Don't say that to my brother."
"Sorry, I just try to read the line."
The new sigh showed:
Sorry, I forget to write the whole sentence.
"Eat my pen. it is a pen for writing justice. You can call it my fist!"
"Eat my pen, it is a pen for writing justice. You can call it my fist." I read that line. "Excuse me. How can you forget to write 80% of the sentence? You do it on purpose, don't you?"
"Who are you talking with?" Horikita asked me.
"Nothing." I turned her face to answer her. Another fist shaved my ear.
I freezer. His fist was just 2 cm away from my head.
"Good response." The president stepped back while clapping his hand. "Come on. Fight me."
The sign said. Run to hit him.
"Really?" Fight with the president who 3 years older than me? It was a suicide.
But I was an easily influenced person.
I ran toward him and put up my fist.
But then I saw another rock on the ground.
Seriously, why are there many rocks today?
I tripped that rock and my body plunged forward again. Along with the president was trying to kick my head. But because I was falling, he could kick only the air.
And because he was raising his leg. So between his leg is out of protection.
My head smashed at the biggest weakest point of all men.
"Ough!" Horikita Manabu yelled then fell to thy ground. He grabbed his little Manabu and rolled around with pain.
"My little boy, my weapon, my children---" He cried.
"Onii-San!" Horikita yelled.
That magic sign appeared again with the text.
Say something harshly.
Something harshly?
Oh, I knew it.
"Hey, President," I said with a monotone voice. "Your sister said she loves the waffles more than you."
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Sato: Ayanokouji-Kun is so cool!
Sudo: It was a cool fight!
Miyake: Woh! Fucking badass!
Ayanokouji: Yeah. But that isn't the reason why I choose this scene to see your reaction.
Ichinose: Yes. Although we have many funny scenes. We have to show only this scene as a tribute to the one and an only great man.
Horikita: Onii-Sama!!! Miyuki---No, Suzune loves you!
Doctor: What about we start at breaking out this scene, sir?
Ayanokouji: This scene's stunt coordination is created by our main martial choreographer himself, Mister Yuen Woo-ping. We have rehearsed for three months before shooting.
Horikita: At first, we will use Donny Yen and Jackie Chan as Ayanokouji-Kun and Onii-San's stunt double. But Onii-San wants to play it himself.
Ayanokouji: Yeah, so I decided to do it myself too. But the result is kinda disappointing. In the second falling, my head had to smash his belly and made him choke the blood. But there was some technical problem. I smash---his little Manabu instead.
Horikita: The director almost stopped the camera, but Onii-Chan restrained his pain and keep the scene going.
Ichinose: I was hiding in that bush. I was very shocked at first when the mistake happened. But President kept acting as nothing happened.
Ike: Woh! That's chad. So he played until the scene finished?
Ayanokouji: Yes. This scene was ended with him walking away. After the camera stopped, he collapsed on the floor. We took him to the hospital immediately.
Hirata: What happened with him?
Horikita: He couldn't walk for a week. But he's fine now. Don't worry------
(The light is closed)
Ayanokouji: What happened?
Doctor: The light is outed, sir.
(The door opened.)
Author-San: Hello, everyone.
Everyone: Author-San!!!
Author-San: Some of you might be confused. But I have to tell you, our radio is closed for today.
Ayanokouji: But we just do a reaction for only 7 chapters.
Author-San: And I almost died because of it. Damn! Writing the reaction is harder than a normal novel. I don't have any good ideas. And it's made I don't want to write this novel anymore.
Everyone: No!!! Author-San! Don't leave us.
Author-San: Don't worry. As long as my reader still laughing, I'll still keep my work going. But I need to take a rest for a week. For planning a plot. And write my other novels.
Ike: But what will happen with our radio?
Author-San: Seriously, after trying to do a reaction. I found it's funny. But it's a very waste my time of life. So it'll be back whenever I think I want to do it again. Yes, I'm lazy and an impatient person.
(Author-San walked out of the door)
Ayanokouji: Wait, Author-San.
Author-San: Hm?
Ayanokouji: I wonder something. Why Sakura didn't do any reaction?
Author-San: What are you saying? She did a good reaction the whole time. But since she did it in her notebooks and this is the radio, You couldn't know how reaction she did.
Ayanokouji: I see.
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