i'm gonna kiss your mom on the teeth -sodapop
such a big penis i have -two-bit
they're my fav fags -ponyboy talking about steve and soda
wear condoms -darry
his eyes are blue and green like the ocean in the south and i wanna rip them out of his head -ponyboy
the masculine urge to grab some boobs -dallas
baking and cooking is the same thing. you put it on near the oven and you eat it -sodapop
i'd slap a tail on -johnny
kinky pears -two-bit
but i'd break every crayon and eat the book -steve
i often behave in ANIMALISTIC WAYS -two-bit
i like chasing people like an animal on all fours -dallas
i have like a fight for flight thing cause i might start swinging -dallas
i like it when they act like a shark during sex -steve
i would be willing to leave everything hind to live the bdsm life of my dreams, NO! I HAVE A DOG -johnny
butt holes and cesar salad -two-but
stop drawing boob on my desk -darry
no yeah, aylish -dallas
no boob -cherry
homophobic is that bad, sometimes -dallas
pony: what's your opinion on gay?
darry: uhhh gay
you ask. you ask! you be polite -darry
i asked sodapop if i looked like a milf, you know what your mom is? -steve talking to two-bit
smile face -johnny
no needle -johnny
this pencil is a dart -dallas
big pulps -two-bit
don't hit me! not polite -ponyboy
are they charged from jesus candle? -sodapop
numbers- i mean math -two-bit
meth time? -dallas
*in a southern accent* fondled or had your butt cheeks fondled -dallas
i'm bi, i have friends over all the time -ponyboy
ive been impregnated -darry (in every single darry x dallas fan fic)
ponyboy: why do you date younger girls?
dallas: i just attract them
this shit wouldn't come out of my ass -steve
they call it the restroom, i was fighting for my life in there -two-bit
i like to think i'm a funny person -two-but
it bounced off the walls of my ass -steve
it had some base to it -sodapop
i will lift my shirt and show you my armpit hair -darry
i went on mute and pooped again -steve
tim : you seem like the type of person to be a cat
dallas: meow
i'll be your kitten -ponyboy
currently aggressively throwing it back -aodapop
oooo! my bagel! -steve
i'd be a good lesbian -sodapop
i'm gonna go *pants* get a can of cock -steve
steve: do you prefer cock, diet cock, or cock zero?
sodapop: pepsi
steve: oh you mean pebis
did you know that 90% of men, *BLOWS INTO PHONE MIC* -two-bit
two-bit: my mom will beat your ass
steve: i'll eat your moms ass
that's right! i'm your new step dad -darry
dallas: can i have the head?
two-bit: of the penis?
dallas: yeah
two-bit: no i'm using it as chewing gum
you want some horse radish sauce -darry
steve: we're all cousins
two-bit: *plays sweet home alabama*
you clocked in my mouth -ponyboy
ew you taste weird -sodapop
you licked my young -steve
can you throw you up the wall? -dallas
your thrust game isn't good unless you can move a whole bench with it -steve
it's a treat for the floor gremlins -darry
what? you have boobs on my chest? -sodapop talking to darry
what are you, gay? -steve at sodapop
it sounds like you're in your bathroom right now -ponyboy
tw: darry -ponyboy
mmm bus -two-bit
hey that dipshit who never goes to class, he fell over -two-bit
i smell like there's a cock between my legs -dallas
NO MY POPIT SQUISH SIMPLE DIMPLE -johnny
soda i heard the reason you weren't inviting me to hang out is because i don't like horse boy, which i don't -steve
they're timbits but justin beber flavoured -dallas
i bet his lips taste like cheating and lies -johnny
suicide is untreatable -ponyboy
i'm posting smut next so get ready. i'm sorry for not posting much but i've posted everyday for the last three days so you're welcome.