(this chapter has events that occur today and the chat isn't perfect anymore and has at least happened to you once)
(Link is online)
Link: HELLOOOOOO posted at 10:15
Link: IS ANYONE ONLINE?!?!?!
Link: NO ONE?!?!?
Link: THIS STUPID APP DOESN'T LET ME PING PEOPLE
Link: Well I have to private message them
Link: Okay I did it
(Daruk is online)
Daruk: Hey little guy!! posted at 10:23
Link is typing...
Daruk: Can you hurry up please
Link is typing...
Daruk: JUST TYPE FASTER AND GET GRAMMARLY OR SOMETHING TO IMPROVE YOUR GRAMMAR
Link is typing...
Daruk: *taking a bath*
Link is typing...
Daruk: *taking a nap*
Link is typing...
Daruk: oh christmas tree, oh christmas tree, how lovely are your branches.....(and yes Link took so long it was Christmas already)
Link: hi howw aree yu doin daruuk so goos to seeee youu
Daruk: I FUC*ING TOLD YOU TO gET FUC*ING GRAMMARLY
Link is typing...
Link: i dunt wanna
Daruk: do you want others to get online or smth
Link is typing...
Link: okayy
(Urbosa's Internet Is Down, Please Try Again Later)
Daruk: Oh why
(Revali is online)
(Revali is currently playing The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD)
Revali is typing...
Revali: Why did you call me here
Daruk: 🤷
Link is typing...
Link: I dunno mann
Revali: Gosh this kid's grammar sucks
Daruk is typing...
Daruk: ikr
(Zelda is online)
Zelda is typing...
Zelda: Hello guys!
Link: hullo zelds
Zelda is typing...
Zelda: You know, strange how I was just thinking that Link has to get Grammarly-
Daruk: exactly
Revali: you read my mind
(Urbosa's Slate Has Crashed)
Daruk: I don't like whatever's going on over there
(Mipha is online)
(Mipha has turned on video and voice)
Mipha:
I'm swimming with Sidon right now, how about you guys?
Zelda: I'm all good here
Daruk: Bored
Revali: Archery practice
Link: traininininghgg wit a royall gaurd (it pains me to see Spellcheck acting up and I'm not fixing it lol)
Zelda: I don't know what's with Urbosa though
(Link replied to Zelda's comment 'i knuw wight?'
Mipha: Link, Grammarly is free you know-
Link is typing...
Link: Grammarly is a virus
Mipha is typing...
Zelda: You know, I wonder what she's gonna say next-
Mipha: NO IT ISN'T! IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR WRITING AND TEXTING AND IT WILL MAKE YOU A MORE LOVABLE AND CHARMING PERSON!
Daruk: Did she say-
(Mipha has replied to Daruk's comment 'don't you fuc*ing dare.'
Daruk: k.
Revali: Urbosa be storming up back there
(Urbosa.exe has malfunctioned)
Link: not verry asssuringg bthere
Zelda: Anyways I have to do some house-chores but see you around?
Link: yesss sirre
(Zelda is offline)
Link: Darukk and revalii why r u guuys so quett
Daruk is typing...
Daruk: I'm in a groupchat with Revali and Mipha
Link: i wannna joiin
Daruk: okay fine
(Daruk has sent an invite to 'starry skies groupchat')
(Link has accepted)
Link: t hank you
Daruk: no problem boi-
Link: can wee alll meet upp on the groupchatt tomorrow after noo n?
Daruk is typing...
Daruk: kk
Link: boodbyee
Daruk: Bye little guy!
(Link is offline)
Daruk: wow I have an ad about grammarly-
Daruk: Mipha and Revali, I gotta go
Mipha is typing...
Okay, bye Daruk!
(Daruk is offline)
Revali: Well, bye fishy wishy mipha wipha
(Revali is offline)
Mipha:
Well, I gotta go practice with my Lightscale Trident anyways
(Mipha has cancelled video and voice and has gone offline)
Well I hope I was realistic enough!
Dares and ideas are always appreciated, cia!