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By ATA_XIA

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NOT my story. NOT my translation. FOR OFFLINE READING ONLY. - - - - - - - - - - Gu Wei, the popular yet contr... More

Chapter 1: You're Engaged!
Chapter 2: Stupid & Stupidly Rich
Chapter 3: Are You Looking for a Sugar Daddy?!
Chapter 4: What If You Lose the Ability to Make Little Memes...?
Chapter 5: Your Brother and Your Nemesis Are Getting Hot Together
Chapter 6: I'll Take You
Chapter 7: Then Who Did I Call Darling?!
Chapter 8: What Were You Selling?
Chapter 9: Dream On
Chapter 10: Itching For a Spanking?
Chapter 11: I Just Love Fandom Feuds
Chapter 12: Young Bride
Chapter 13: I've Been Your Fan For Such a Long Time
Chapter 14: Your Little Darling Has Liked A Post
Chapter 15: Excavating the Past
Chapter 16: Trending... Again
Chapter 17: Have You Seen What's Trending?
Chapter 18: A Passionate Embrace
Chapter 19: The Manager Knew Nothing
Chapter 20: Canned Acting is No Good
Chapter 21: Better to Hire a Pro
Chapter 22: Tying the Knot
Chapter 23: My Mother's Socks
Chapter 24: I'm Going to Give You a Nice Surprise
Chapter 25: Sweet & Well-Behaved
Chapter 26: So, How Big Is It?
Chapter 27: Thinly Veiled Euphemisms
Chapter 28: Understanding Your Nemesis's Dark History
Chapter 30: Lacking a Fiancé
Chapter 31: Go Eat Up Your Fiancé
Chapter 32: Filthy Adult
Chapter 33: Sleep Together
Chapter 34: YellowPictures.zip
Chapter 35: Eloping? Having An Affair?
Chapter 36: CuteBlush.jpg
Chapter 37: The Erotic Lord of Dance Can Do It All
Chapter 38: Shippers May Experience Severe Turbulence
Chapter 39: You Would Even Steal My Memes?
Chapter 40: Trend Magnet
Chapter 41: The Variety Show Has Aired
Chapter 42: Presence & Charisma
Chapter 43: He's With Me
Chapter 44: [REDACTED] is Pretty Nice
Chapter 45: You Have Been Removed
Chapter 46: Bonk
Chapter 47: [Husband] Has Started a Video Chat
Chapter 48: Like That?
Chapter 49: My Big Brother is Getting Married...
Chapter 50: Shipping 101
Chapter 51: Inconceivable
Chapter 52: Oh?
Chapter 53: I Won't Sleep With You
Chapter 54: Is That a... Goose...?
Chapter 55: If You Take It Back...
Chapter 56: My Brother's Fiancé...?
Chapter 57: The Old-Fashioned Little Kid?! How Could It Be You?!
Chapter 58: QAQ
Chapter 59: Whoa
Chapter 60: I'll Let You Kiss...
Chapter 61: JIANG XUN IS A BIG PERVERT!!!
Chapter 62: Live Up to the Name
Chapter 63: Director! Cut These Out!
Chapter 64: Hurry Up
Chapter 65: If Mom's Happy, Everyone's Happy
Chapter 66: Little Hedgehog's Edible Crab
Chapter 67: Celebrity Hit List
Chapter 68: Idiot Sandwich
Chapter 69: If You Love Him, Send Him Money
Chapter 70: What's a Good Title for This Chapter?
Chapter 71: Sugar High
Chapter 72: Is My Brother With You?
Chapter 73: Let Me Overthink This
Chapter 74: Low Profile
Chapter 75: @JiangXun, Explain Yourself
Chapter 76: Divine Providence
Chapter 77: Happy New Year
Chapter 78: Spreading the Good Luck Koi
Chapter 79: Shippers, Stay Strong
Chapter 80: Shocked & Awed
Chapter 81: Fireworks
Chapter 82: Grant a Wish
Chapter 83: Get Engaged
Chapter 84: Special Guest...?
Chapter 85: Show Him Some Real Popularity
Chapter 86: A Bright Future
Chapter 87: A Promising Future
Chapter 88: The Clouds Part
Chapter 89
Chapter 90: End
Chapter 91: Meant to Be
Chapter 92: Mutual Understandings Are Slowly Forged
Chapter 93: T.ATW Group Chat (No Peeking!)
Chapter 94: Is Weiwei Sweet?
Chapter 95
Chapter 96

Chapter 29: Food for Thought

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Jiang Ying cared deeply for these recent, tumultuous developments in his dear brother's life. But after he sent Jiang Xun the compressed package of all the dirt he'd collected on his rival throughout the years, he thought his job was done.

He gave himself a pat on the back and headed back to work.

"Your family's ill-tempered little master has finally left?" asked Jiang Xun's teammate, West, from the other side of the room. "He's been here since this morning, saying he had to wait for you to return so he could scope out the situation for your fiancé."

Jiang Xun was silent for a moment before he asked, "Is everyone back?"

"SK and Kumachan got back in the afternoon, they're good to resume practice. And the rookies didn't really go anywhere over the break," West said. "Hey, Captain, is it true what your little bro said? Your family arranged a marriage for you?"

Jiang Xun nodded.

"Not bad," West said, grinning. "Good-looking? When are you gonna let us take a peek?"

"Later this week," Jiang Xun said. "Very good-looking."

"Whoa! If you're complimenting someone's looks, that must mean something special." West was even more curious now. "Our little Master Jiang's standards are so high. We do collabs with loads of hot streamers and TV hosts, and none of them have ever caught your eye."

After a moment, West continued, "How's the personality? Too good-tempered isn't good, you know. You would definitely bully someone like that."

"Good-tempered, but strong-willed," Jiang Xun said. "You'll see."

Jiang Xun had experienced Gu Wei's temperament first-hand far too many times.

He booted up his computer and logged in to arrange a practice match for their team that weekend. Then he opened up the compressed pack of 'dirt' that Jiang Ying had left him—

Five gigs of dirt on the sweet yet alluring Gu Wei sounded interesting indeed.

Jiang Ying was a huge proponent of the saying, Know your enemy and know yourself. In the .zip file he left Jiang Xun, there were articles from back when Gu Wei had first debuted as well as much more recent ones. Jiang Ying's diligence in collecting dirt on Gu Wei had provided Jiang Xun with an incredibly thorough and complete timeline of Gu Wei's career.

When Jiang Xun opened the .zip file, he found that the most recently added file was titled 'Gu Wei Likes God Xun's Ten-Year-Old Post', and the oldest file was the clip of Gu Wei's disastrous singing that Jiang Ying had sent Jiang Xun not long ago.

Jiang Xun shook his head and sorted the files by chronological order.

Gu Wei and Jiang Ying could be considered controversial stars of the same generation. Jiang Ying was solely controversial because of his bad temper and eagerness to start feuds with anyone he could. One time, Jiang Xun recalled, a female celebrity tried to get Jiang Ying involved in some scandalous affair. Jiang Ying had fought back ruthlessly on his main account and nearly twenty alts.

It really wasn't any surprise for him to be controversial.

Why Gu Wei would be considered a controversial star… that was what Jiang Xun wanted to know.

Jiang Xun and Gu Wei following each other in quick succession once again sent huge waves of controversy through Weibo. Underneath Gu Wei's latest posts, his supporters were out in full force, fighting back against his anti-fans.

@Little Hedgehog's Sunny Doll: @User9786565 Aren't you going to continue? Why have you stopped talking? Now that God Xun has followed our Weiwei back, you have nothing else to say? You don't even need to apologize to Weiwei. Just pack yourself up and get out.

@Little Hedgehog's Hand Warmer: Gu Wei-didi, you're my favorite, and I can't wait for your reality show to air! I'll be rooting for you~

@Handsome Midnight Ape: Just give it up, stop trying to stir the pot. Gu Wei and Jiang Xun worked on a show together. They don't need you randos to define their relationship.

Gu Wei's supporters dismantled all the scathing complaints against him in an orderly fashion. That, in combination with the fact that Jiang Xun had followed him back, quickly dispersed many of the Like the Moon novel fans who had been swept up in the brigade against Gu Wei.

But many people continued to think this was nothing more than a marketing scheme by Gu Wei's team.

"That Sunny Doll is pretty fierce," Mu Yue said, scrolling through Weibo on her own phone and feeling a bit alarmed by the little fan's aggression.

"My little hedgehogs are all very powerful," Gu Wei said.

As he spoke, he tapped into that Sunny Doll user's Weibo page. The status message read Sunny Doll is working hard to bash some heads in, and there was a supertopic group titled—

#FoodForXunWei1

Mu Yue was silent at the sight of that.

Gu Wei made an inquisitive sound.

What was that all about?

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1. The original chapter title is '耐人寻味', which means something is thought-provoking or gives you food for thought. The last two characters, 寻 and 味, are pronounced the same way as the Xun in Jiang Xun and the Wei in Gu Wei. 寻 is the exact same character as the Xun in Jiang Xun; the Wei in Gu Wei is 未, but it's pronounced the same way as 味. So it's an idiom that contains their ship name. Here, the saying '耐人寻味' is written '耐人寻未', where the fourth character '味' is replaced by the '未' in Gu Wei's name. The tag is a play on the original idiom, adjusted to include the characters Xun and Wei from the names Jiang Xun and Gu Wei.

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