"Hello, is this Shadis' PE class?" A lady asked.
The students nodded.
"Well I'm Miss Josie and I am your substitute for today," she smiled. She didn't look a day over 30. "And welcome to the 74th annual Hunger Games!"
The students all looked at each other in confusion.
"Okay, it's not exactly like the hunger games, but it will be similar in the whole survival aspect," she explained. "Since there appears to be two classes combined, get into five groups of 12, each group will be wearing a different colored, sweaty gym shirt things," she held up a penny and grimaced at it. "Anyways, get into your groups."
Instantly, the friends gathered into a group. "This is perfect!" Sasha exclaimed. "We have 12 people exactly!"
"Aw yeah, bitches," Jean smirked. "We're going to get them good in whatever this game is..."
"You are the blue team," Miss Josie said once she got to their group. She clapped when everyone had settled down. "Welcome, to Survival of the Fittest! You each have teams, and you want to be the last team to survive. In order to survive, you need to tag the members of the other team. Once you are tagged, kneel down, and raise your hand. Only a fellow teammate can tag you and get you back in. Once a whole team is down, they are out. Understand?"
Everyone nodded.
"Good," she smiled. "You have ten seconds to get to a position away from the other teams!"
As Miss Josie began to count down from ten, everyone scurried around to different sides of the gym.
"GO!" She shouted.
At first, people were walking around, weary of each other.
"What do we do?" Eren asked Armin.
"So I'm supposed to think of a strategy?" Armin retorted.
"Aren't you good at that?" Eren asked.
"Guys, the asshole team is coming this way," Reiner warned.
"MIGRATE!" Eren ordered. The entire team flocked and moved to an empty space.
However, in front of them, the team filled with the assholes made an alliance with the other asshole team. Their beady eyes traced towards the group of friends who were being cornered.
"Guys we're in the wrong neighborhood!" Connie panicked.
"RUN!" Sasha shouted. Unfortunately, she was tagged out of the game.
Christa let out a shout as she violently shoved a boy on the green team, more taller and muscular than her, to the ground. However, the boy stood back up and kept running.
"HEY ASSHOLE. WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT GETTING TAGGED," Ymir shouted after him. He looked back and laughed at her face.
The friends could tell they both were close to tearing off heads. Christa tagged another boy, but he ignored her and tagged Ymir out.
Christa stomped up to the guy, disregarding everyone who tagged her.
"Hey, you're out!" Shouted the green team member who tagged Ymir. "We tagged you like 17 times."
"I pummeled you to the ground and that doesn't seem to matter so just shut the fuck up!" Christa shouted. "GET OVER HERE AND KNEEL YOU FILTHY ANIMAL."
"Hey, come on," the douche smirked. "Girls aren't pretty when they're mad."
"I SAID COME OVER HERE YOU CHEATING BITCH AND SIT YO ASS DOWN," Christa growled.
"Christa," Ymir walked over and pulled her away. "Just forget about it."
Soon after, all of the blue team was out. What made it even better was that they were the first team out.
"W-what do we do?" Bertolt stuttered.
"We have to make a plan," Reiner stated.
"How about we attack the red team?" Marco suggested.
"Red is the color of a stoplight," Jean interjected. "As in we shouldn't attack them."
"They're doing nothing," Marco pointed out.
"Haven't you heard of silent but deadly?" Connie asked. "Or safety in numbers?"
"Exactly, we attack them together as a team," Marco said. "We can even form an alliance with the purple team. They need help as well."
"Alright, we actually have a plan," Ymir commented.
"LET'S DO THIS!"
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"GO!"
Marco stepped up to the purple team with both hands up. "I'm here to ask for an alliance. We should take down the red team together."
The purple team all looked at each other and shrugged. "Sure, why not."
"Let's go then," Marco gestured.
The purple team took one last peak at the red team. "Actually, you're on your own," a girl spoke up in an obnoxious voice. "We don't want to waste time on them or you." The purple team then walked away.
"Well that was rude," Marco stated.
"There's only one thing left to do," Sasha patted Marco's shoulder. "FOR NARNIA!" She shouted as their team charged the red team.
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"I can't believe that we were the first ones out again," Connie facepalmed.
"It was because you all were weak," Mikasa stated.
"Do we have a plan?" Eren asked. "Armin?"
"Maybe we can hunt them down person by person," Sasha suggested.
"Too dangerous," Armin waved it off. "By now, it's clear that we should only work on one team at a time. If we get people from multiple teams out, they all will target us."
"True..." Sasha rubbed her chin.
"More alliances?" Marco asked.
"Oh hell no," Jean stated. "Alliances are shit!"
"Ready? GO!" Miss Josie shouted.
The teams were up and running again.
"Okay, so what are we going to do now?" Jean asked.
"I don't kno-" Sasha turned around to Connie being tagged out by a member from the green team.
"Sasha help!" Connie shouted.
She dramatically pointed at the person and shouted at the same time, running towards him. Once she got him out, she shouted in his face, still pointing at him. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, SON!" A short while after, she rescued Connie.
Suddenly, Armin's eyes lit up. "Everyone! Surround the green guy with your back facing him. We can tag someone if they try to get him."
"FLOCK!" Eren shouted. At his word, the friends flocked around the green team member.
"A little help," the green guy croaked.
"This is so crazy," Annie sighed, "it just may work."
"Here they come," Armin said. The hostage was drawing the green team members."
"THAT'S RIGHT," Christa shouted at them . "YOU WANT YOUR FELLOW ASSFACE BACK, YOU HAVE TO COME AND GET HIM!"
"Quick, Reiner, Annie, Mikasa, Jean," Armin said. "Go and defend us on an outer level. We got the inside." On Armin's orders. The friends flocked outwards, intimidating the enemy.
Two of the green team ran towards their friend, but they were tagged by Annie and Mikasa.
"QUICK!" Armin shouted. "CAPTURE AND SURROUND!"
Immediately, everyone left the first guy except for Armin and Marco.
At the same moment, Reiner tagged the guy who dare provoke the wrath of Christa. Immediately, Sasha and Christa ran over to guard the jerk.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!" Christa shouted in his face.
"Christa, we need to circle him so no one gets to him," Sasha said.
"Oh yeah we do," Christa smirked.
They both began circling around him while repeatedly saying "circle." The asshole in the middle hung his head low, knowing that he was not to be rescued.
"Man, I feel like I should just give him a gun to end his misery," Reiner stated.
"That might be a nice thing to do," Annie stated.
Soon, they got everyone in the green team out. And while they were busy surrounding their hostages and holding them for ransom, the other teams wiped themselves out.
"WE WON!" Sasha cheered.
The friends gathered together and laughed.
"NO ONE DEFEATS US!" Eren shouted.
Armin sighed and crossed his arms. "You do know that since we won, we're becoming the #1 target for the next game, right?"
"Well damn," Jean said.
"FOR NARNIA!" Sasha shouted.
"FOR NARNIA!" Everyone cheered with her.
And from that day on, they never won at Survival of the Fittest again...
Mainly because Shadis didn't let them play fun PE games.
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AN: Fuck school