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Link: Everyone you all know how bad Covid-19 is, right
Zelda: That's right
Mipha: Yes
Daruk: Yeah
Revali: And why wouldn't we
Urbosa: Indeed
Link: One of Purah's co workers tested and the results were positive.
Zelda: Oh my Hylia! Is she okay?
Link: Maybe
Mipha: That reminds me, I have to go to the store
Link: But last time I visited, which was 1 hour ago, you didn't have any masks anywhere
Mipha: We don't use masks.
Daruk: THEN-
Mipha: We use water bubbles around our heads
Daruk: nvm
Urbosa: Lucky. I have to go out every week to buy bundled of 3 billion masks, each Gerudo sleeps with them on
Link: Oh my goddesses
Zelda: The heatstroke it still going on, Link and I were basically gambling my some of my crowns a second ago
Link: Not fun, but the crowns were pretty
Link: And the opal one melted
Zelda: Awh, that was was my 200th fave! Well I'll just tell the Blacksmith to make me a new one
Link: My mattress burns it's like Goron City
Zelda: Well lucky you, I sleep next to the window
Link: I sleep next to your sliding door...and it's CLEAR
Mipha: That's torture
Daruk: The heat is fading here
Urbosa: A little over here too the Yiga Hideout basically collapsed, I took a little peek just now
Mipha: It's getting hotter over here...
Link: Last summer wasn't even this hot, Hyrule Castle's hot tub is open for some stupid reason
Zelda: and we can't even go to our carved pool anymore because we can't leave the castle, thanks Covid-19 for that!
Link: There are over 20 Master Locks on each door in this castle, they really are taking it seriously
Urbosa: Link
Link: What
Link: You know that jewelry store you helped a Gerudo open up?
Link: ye
Urbosa: her stuff melted
Link: Awh
Revali: Okay over here, we ditched the Covid Rule and we're all abandoning Rito Village, it's way to hot
Urbosa: The walls of gerudo town has stopped melting, that's good.
Zelda: ...it was mel-
Link: I'm going to Hyrule Castle Courtyard
Zelda: For
Link: I want to play with Fi a but
Zelda: Okay then
Zelda: Speaking of which I'm going to the Hyrule Castle Observatory to study (made up)
Mipha: I'm back, I'm going to put away the groceries and I'm going to play with Sidon in the pool that magically hasn't melted yet
Revali: We're still flying, now we're drinking water made from melted ice Arrows, oh one of our Rito just died
Urbosa: ...I'm with some Gerudos who still want to go Molduga watching in the Sandship (also made up, but just imagine whale watching, but it's on the sand and the whales are Moldugas, and the boat is a Sandship)
Zelda: I was walking to the Observatory and saw a merchant in the Castle still selling his wool blankets. Poor soul.
Link: I literally stuffed my blanket-case with ice, so now the bed is cool but wet but if you stand outside for 30 seconds it dries so now Dryer companies are closing
Daruk: We're having a barbecue. We decided to have a barbecue until Ganon comes as a countdown
Urbosa: Horrible idea
Link: Fi came out!!
Zelda: yay
Link: okay Zelda I might be out here for like 3 hours
Zelda: okay, but why so short?
Mipha: ...
Urbosa: ...
Revali: ...
Daruk: ...
Link: What
Zelda: What's wrong here
Mipha: Short.
Link: yes
Zelda: ...his average is 6-7 hours- What is going on here?
Daruk: every-
Revali: thing.
Zelda: Anyways, I'm going to take a nap
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Link: I'm going to train, I can't keep on typing cause I need my hands to swing a sword
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Mipha: Well Sidon keeps on splashing me so I'm gonna put this down and leave for today
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Urbosa: stupid Molduga watchers won't leave me alone
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Daruk: Yunobo wants me to dump the charcoal. Bye goro
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Revali: Well another Rito died- anyways I need to watch out for enemies, no one's even here anymore so bye nobody-
Revali: *Sneeze*
Revali: DO I HAVE COVID-
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hi guys, dares and ideas are always welcome, so cia!