"14!" Armin counted.
Ymir stared surprisingly at the small, petite, girl stuffing her face with large marshmallows.
Christa grabbed another marshmallow and found space somewhere in her mouth. "Fhummy mummy," she muttered.
"15!" Armin said.
At long last she spit out the marshmallows in her mouth. "That was fun!" She said with a smile.
"Okay then," Eren commented. "I don't think I can even hold that many marshmallows in my mouth."
"You suggesting something there?" Reiner smirked.
"Dammit, Reiner!" Eren shouted.
"NO!" Jean groaned.
"CHUG!" Sasha and Connie hollered.
"If I die of tomato juice overdose, I blame you guys," Jean stated.
"Okay Sasha!" Christa smiled. "Truth or dare?"
"Dun da dun dare!" Sasha said.
"I dare you to let everyone throw an egg at you," Christa stated.
Sasha stood up. "Challenge accepted. Just let me change into something I don't mind to destroy."
✎✐
"Ready Sash?" Connie asked.
Sasha put on her goggles. They stood outside in her yard in a line. She gave the thumbs up. "Let's do this!"
"Crack your eggs first a little so it breaks easier on contact." Connie shouted. "Ready! Aim! Fire!"
Suddenly, 11 raw eggs flew towards Sasha. She squealed as the eggs splashed across her clothes.
✎✐
"That. Was," Sasha stated as she walke through the door. "AWESOME. And painful. Thanks Christa."
Christa shrugged.
"Connie!" Sasha pointed at him. "Truth or dare?"
"Oh please," Connie smirked. "Dare!"
"Okay then!" Sasha laughed. "I dare you to end every one of your sentences with narwhal at the end until the end of this game."
"Ha!" Connie chucked. "Easy."
"And if you fail, you have to drink a cup of tomato juice," Sasha added.
"Sounds good to me, narwhal," Connie stated. "This is going to be a cinch, narwhal. Okay, Armin, narwhal."
"Yep," Armin spoke up.
"Truth or dare narwhal?" Connie asked. "This is obnoxious, narwhal."
"Haha," Sasha teased.
"Truth," Armin stated.
"Would you rather go out with Annie or Jean?" Connie asked.
"Whoa," Sasha smiled. "You forgot to say narwhal!"
Connie sighed as Jean handed him a glass. "To failures narwhal," Connie raised his glass.
"Can I chose dare now?" Armin asked nervously.
Connie wiped his mouth once he finished the terrible liquid. "I dare you to answer that question narwhal."
Armin glanced at Annie, then at Jean.
"Remember what happened last time," Ymir whispered.
Suddenly Armin froze up. "JUST CHOSE A DISGUSTING DARE FOR ME!" He shouted. "I give up."
"Like last time," Eren sighed.
✎a few moments later✐
"Armin," Eren stated. "The council has spoken. "You will have to play the rest of the game in your undergarments."
"That isn't as bad as I thought. It's still embarrassing though," Armin sighed.
"Yeah, we aren't going to make the same mistake twice," Eren rubbed the back of his neck.
After Armin took off his shirt and pants, he uncomfortably sat in front of the others. "Ymir."
"Yo," she said.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare," Ymir stated confidently.
"I dare you," Armin said. "To eat one mouthful of marshmallows from the bag that Christa spit into."
"Ew!" Sasha tried not to gag.
"Armin," Mikasa said, "I thought that your dare would have been more innocent."
"I'm smart, I'm not innocent," Armin stated
"Oh yeah?" Reiner asked. "What's a sword fight?"
"Um," Armin thought about it.
"Dammit Reiner!" Eren stated. "Don't say those things in front if Armin."
Sasha and Connie looked at each other. "CHUG!"
"Narwhal," Connie added.
"Dang it," Sasha uttered. "You're good."
"HAHA, YES!" Jean shouted. "Out of tomato juice!"
Sasha shrugged. "We'll just switch to carrot juice."
"NO!" Jean groaned.
Christa gave the bag full of soggy marshmallows to Ymir. "Have fun," she said while holding the bag out, trying not to look at the mushiness inside.
Ymir took one peek and gagged. "This is actually disgusting."
"Eat it, eat it," Jean started to chant. Eventually everyone chimed in. Ymir closed her eyes, took a scoop out of the bag, and placed the soggy chunks of marshmallows in her mouth.
"EW!" Everyone cringed at once.
"Narwhal," Connie said.
"You just can't break can you?" Sasha sighed.
It looked like as if Ymir wanted to throw up at first, but she opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue to show that she had completed the task.
Everyone cheered and clapped.
Ymir took a bow. "Thank you, thank you!"
"That was nasty!" Eren commented.
"I can remember it very clearly, I don't need you to remind me," Ymir stated. "Okay, the victim is... Reiner, truth or dare, asshole."
"Dare," Reiner stated.
"I dare you to do the doop with Bertolt in the closet," Ymir stated.
Sasha imitated the sound of a buzzer while holding her arms up in an "X."
"No inappropriate actions," she stated.
"Fine," Ymir groaned.
"I dare you to eat canned food with your hands tied behind your back," Ymir stated.
"It's on," Reiner cracked his knuckles. Soon, Reiner had his hands tied behind his back and a bowl in front of him full of canned spinach mixed with tuna and cream chicken soup.
He looked down at the bowl. "What the hell is this?"
"I don't remember," Ymir stated. She opened another can and poured it into the bowl. "Here's some canned peaches. They'll probably make you feel better."
Reiner scoffed. "I'd rather eat Bertolt's,-"
"Reiner, no!" Bertolt shouted.
"CHUG." Sasha and Connie shouted once again.
"Connie didn't say narwhal!" Jean shouted.
"Narwhal!" Connie shouted. "That counted narwhal!"
"No it didn't," Marco laughed. "Drink up."
While Connie and Jean gulped down their putrid juice. All attention was turned to Reiner.
"On your mark," Ymir said. "Get set... GO!"
Reiner dug his face into the bowl only to come back up and cough out the contents. "This is literally the worst thing I have tasted.
"EAT IT, EAT IT," Sasha chanted.
"Share my misery, O, fellow brother," Jean gestured to the gross beverage he had to force down.
Reiner reluctantly drank the... soup... and victoriously claimed his win. Along with losing his lunch.
"THAT WAS A FAIL ON HIS PART!" Eren shouted.
"No it wasn't!" Reiner rebutted. "I ate... or drank it!"
"But you threw it up," Sasha stated. "Gather around council!"
After a few seconds of whispering, Bertolt was kicked out of the council for being too nice with his punishments.
"The council has spoken narwhal!" Connie stated in a deeper voice.
"Thou shalt be stabbed in ze butt with ze dildo of shame," Ymir announced.
"That's not it," Sasha laughed nervously.
"You shall let five people smack you in ze butt, jeans off but underwear still on, with..." Eren pulled out a spatula. "Ze spatula."
"I feel like this is public shaming for a gay man," Reiner stated.
"No!" Jean said in a strange accent. "Dis iz ze punishment for de cowardice of ze man who cannot completez ze dare zuccessfully!"
"Well dang it," Reiner stated.
"The five people shall be, Mikasa, myself, Jean, Ymir, and Annie," Eren listed.
"You had to go with the strongest ones didn't you?" Reiner asked. He sighed. "Let's just get it over with."
✎✐
Reiner was bent over Sasha's couch in his underwear, hugging a pillow tightly.
"First up," Connie stated, "Eren, Jaegar the narwhal!" Eren swung the spatula like a baseball bat.
It made a noise like Reiner was being whipped. "Okay," Reiner grimaced. "That was painful."
"And only the beginning," Ymir stated. She held the spatula like a golf club, lightly touching the target. When she was ready, she brought the spatula back and swung it hard against Reiner's ass. He groaned in pain as it made contact.
"R-Reiner?" Bertolt asked.
"I'm fine," he whispered. "Just. Doing. Gre-HEY! Nice swing. Good one, Jean." Jean snorted before walking off victoriously.
"You might want to brace yourself," Mikasa stated.
"Okay, thanks for letting me- GAH! FUCK!" Reiner shouted. Without warning, Annie stepped up and swung the spatula at his butt multiple times, all of which were hard and quick. "What the fuck Annie!" Reiner rolled onto the ground once they were through with him. "I feel violated," he whispered as he curled up into a ball.
"Reiner-" Bertolt sweated.
"Okay Reiner," Sasha said. "Since you're the last person who hasn't asked anyone yet, ask Annie!"
"I think my ass hurts to much," he winced.
"Man up," Annie stated. "I choose dare."
Reiner smirked. "Then I dare you to say one nice thing about everyone in this room."
Annie was silent for a moment. "Reiner, I will kill you for this." She sighed. "Eren, your eyes are a cool shade of green. Armin, you are smart. Mikasa, you're badass. Ymir, you're also badass. Christa, you can be badass if you want to. Sasha, you're a happy soul. Connie, you are funny. Jean, you're a dick, but you're a funny dick. Marco, you aren't half bad. Bertolt, you're tall. And Reiner," she looked up at him. "You are one gay piece of shit."
"Why thank you, Madame," Reiner bowed.
"Is it over now?" Annie asked.
"Yeah," Sasha shrugged.
"I hate all of you for making me do this," Annie stated.
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