(Everyone joined the chat)
Mipha: uhhh it;s sooo hottt
Urbosa: Not really if you live in a desert
Daruk: Or on a volcano
Link: This heatwave almost melted the walls of Hyrule Castle...I need to look on my Sheikah Slate the temperature
Zelda: Let's watch the weather report
Random Hylian on TV: Hi, it's Barbara here with the weather report! So right here in the Gerudo Region, it's 158 degrees, and here in the Death Region, it's a whopping 169 degrees! I hope the Gorons don't mind. Here in Central Hyrule, it's 123 degrees, the Hylians must be having a burnout! And in the Faron Region, it's 110, Necluda Region it's 121, in the Hebra Region, it's only 98, but still pretty hot for somewhere that snows a lot. And lastly, the Lanayru Region, surprisingly, 122 degrees! One degree less than out Hylian folks at Central Hyrule. And that, my folks if your weather today. Now I will show the report that I received from Purah and Robbie's Weather Windmill- *TV clicks off*
Link: I want to die in this weather
Daruk: It's a little more hot than usual, but we can take it!
Urbosa: We're all stranded in, Moldugas love heat so there's more than usual. There's like 5 of them swarming around Gerudo Town.
Zelda: BURNING...🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤢🔪
Mipha: Zoras are dying here...
Revali: God we're having a Snow Festival rn and it's STILL HOT because we have feathers.
Urbosa: okay
Daruk: My slate is melting
Link: MIne is overheating
Zelda: MIne is so hot it feels like you're touching Daruk's tile floor at HIS house
Revali: Mine is exploding
Mipha: MIne is overheating as well
Urbosa: You seriously should get the Slate protector that Purah made to protect it. it contains ice cubes, fire torches, and everything you need. I suggest the ice cubes, cold water, or the Frost set.
Zelda: Beautiful. I am currently taking a bath in ice cubes and cold water and the the bathroom is surrounded in the Frost set and it's still hot omg how
Link: Me too.
(Hylia has joined the chat)
Revali: You don't see that everyday- WAIT WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA!
Hylia in a really magical tone of voice: Hello, Chosen Champions.
Zelda: Hello, Your Grace.
Link: I apologize For This Mess, Goddess Hylia!
Urbosa Forgive me Hylia
Mipha: G-goddess H-hylia?
Daruk: Hiya Hylia!
Revali: Wassup, I hate you, you didn't give Zelda her powers and I had to die! Dude don't you know what CALAMITY YOU CAUSED, PUNK?!?! It cost us everything! A century, non stop bickering, waiting, crying, you should have stayed Hyrule at Skyloft! Never created humans to begin with! NONE of this Ganondorf, Demise, bullshit ever happened! I'm fine if I never was invented, at least you would cut this crap! I can't even call you a goddess. I would rather talk with Link (if he would even speak) RATHER THAN A GOLDEN PUNK!
Mipha: Language-
Hylia: WHAT. DID. YOU. SAY?
Revali: Why you're bad
(Hylia has invited Farore, Din, and Nayru to the chat)
Hylia: Sayonara
(Hylia has left the chat)
Farore: Hi Linky!
Link: SO YOU'RE FARORE?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nayru: Greetings Zelda
Zelda: OMGGGGG I'M MEETING A GODDESS!!!!! BEST DAY OF My lIFEEEE
Mipha: Wait I thought you'd be like..serious?
Farore: WHAT DO YOU MEANNNN
Mipha, uh, like you would hate us for failing against ganon?
Farore: seriouslyyyyy grow upppp
Din: hiiiiiii
Nayru: greetinggssss everyoneeeee
Link: uh why are you happy aren't you mad for all those links that failed you
Nayru: Zelda can I tell you a secret?
Zelda: of course
Zelda's mind: I already know how to reveal this secret lol Nayru's so naive
Farore: Linky can I tell you da truth?
Link: uhhh why not?
Link's mind: okay so first we set a new chat room called, Secret Club and there we tell secrets about why Farore's so naive and why Hylia raised her this way
Nayru privately to Zelda: I hate Hylia
Farore privately to Link: Hylia is bossy and mean
Zelda: Does Fi know about this
Link: WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA
Farore: Feels good to get that out. Moving on!
Nayru: Zelda I want to see your pro skills
Zelda: what the heck-
Farore: Link read 20 books in 2 minutes and comes to my Maku Tree in 30 seconds
Link: How am I supposed to know your address I'm not a creep
Revali: yes you are
Link: no
Revali: yes
Link: no
Revali: yes
Link: No! Farore support me in this fight
Revali: yes
Farore: no
Link: no
Revali: yesssss
Farore: noooo
Link: y-noooo
Revali: I give uppp
Din: alright who wants to play charades?!?!?!
Everyone but DIn: Yeah man
Farore: I'll go first! *gets a master sword icon*
Farore: uh-
Din: no talking! pretend you're mute!
Link: That'll be easy at heck-
Link: pretends to draw master sword from from a loose stone
Farore: MASTER SWORD
Din: Fi
Zelda: idkkk
Mipha: i gtg and don't think I'm not confused on why the goddesses are not mean and serious
(Mipha has left the chat)
Nayru: alrightttttt I'm getting a bit boreddddd here lollll
Farore: so am i
Zelda: Weeeelllll
Nayru: Oh wait Hylia calls I have to go and go on another mission to help this person from Hyrule named Lucy because she's praying at the Spring of Wisdom
Zelda: WAIT WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME-
Nayru: uh bye
(Nayru has left the chat)
Zelda: sissy baka-
Din: I HEARD THATTTT
Zelda: Well it's true at least
Din: ahhh i won't tell hyliaaa'
Din: Alright gtg
(Din has left the chat)
Revali: I seriously wonder what she leaves the chat for
Daruk: Me 2
Zelda: Me 3
Link: Me 4
Mipha: Me 5
Urbosa: Me 6
Farore: Me 7
SS Link: Mario, I'm jealous of people who don't know you
Link: Where in the name of hylia-
SS Link: Mario I swear that my SHEIKAH SLATE battery lasts longer that your relationships.
Link: That's enough here we all thank Sky for the roasts but we have the goddesses over and-
Farore: SKY!
SS Link: OMGGG HELLO
Farore: Anyways I have to compete in the Monthly Maku Reading Challenge, I have to go, I have to fill out my application form and then borrow like 900 books from the Maku Library and I need to win so bye
Everyone But Farore: uh okay?!?!?!
(Farore has left the chat)
SS Link: Anyways I have to teach some kids how to ride a Loftwing but he's one more roast for my farewell. Mario, If I had a nose like yours, I'd sue my parents.
(SS Link has left the chat)
Zelda: That guy really can roast can he
Link: He cannn
Urbosa: kagaya
Mipha: Excuse me where did that come from
Urbosa: I'm throwing my Monthly Kagaya Party. Beer, and everything at a party.
Link: sure i guess
(Link has left the chat)
(Mipha has left the chat)
(Revali has left the chat)
(Daruk has left the chat)
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Zelda: Goodbye Image ehehehe
Zelda:
Zelda It's called revenge honey
(Zelda has left the chat)
alright this chapter was my 4th longest one, (I think I'm not really keeping track) the first one was like 3,894 words of goodness. Anyways, sorry for not updating in a long time and...
Dares and ideas are always welcome, cia!