Dream-smp Incorrect Quotes
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Tommy: wanna come over? Nobody's home
Ranboo: yeah sure I'll be there in a few
[Later]
Ranboo: where are you? I'm here.
Tommy: I told you no one's home.
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Tommy: I'm honestly Wilbur just so much smarter than you.
Wilbur: uh-huh..how do you spell orange?
Tommy: the fruit or the color?
Wilbur:
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[at Quackity and Sapnaps/Karl's house at 3am]
Quackity: Karl wake up
Karl, annoyed: what is it?
Quackity: when butterflies fall In love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Karl:
Quackity:
Sapnap having been awoken: Quackity what the fuc-
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Ranboo: What are you doing?
Tubbo: helping Tommy find his cola I drank over an hour ago.
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Ranboo: Is four a lot?
Techno: depends on the context.
Techno: dollars? No.
Techno: murders? Yes.
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Tubbo: What are you five??
Tommy [snorts]: yeah, five heads taller than you
Tubbo:
Tommy:
Tommy: wait I'm sorry please don't kill me-
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Techno: I'm not mad. I just want to know why you two would need fake IDS?
Niki: [mumbles]
Techno: what was that?
Ranboo: . . . You need to be over 18 at petco to hold the puppies.
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Tommy: I wish we could block people in real life..
Ranboo: restraining order
Wilbur: murder.
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Tubbo, writing: Tommy, if you're reading this-
Ranboo: Tommy can read?
Tubbo: Quackity, if you're reading this to Tommy-
Ranboo: Wait, Quackity can read?
Tubbo:
Ranboo:
Tubbo: Philza if you're reading this-
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Philza: Okay Tommy, are you ready to drive?
Tommy: Are you ready for me to drive?
Philza: sure I've lived a good life.
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Jackmanifold: I did a bad thing...
Awesamdude: does it affect me?
Jackmanifold: no but-
Awesamdude: then suffer in silence
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Tubbo: I have an idea!
Ranboo: no murder.
Tubbo: I no longer have an idea.
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Wilbur: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Fundy: what?
Wilbur: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved.
Fundy: can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered?"
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Techno: Tommy cmon we're going running.
Tommy: I don't run for Recreation, I run when someone runs after me with a weapon.
Techno: that can be arranged.
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Sapnap: [Hitting Quackity]
Quackity: Ow! What are you doing!?
Sapnap [smiling]: I'm hitting on you!
Quackity: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT-
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Tommy: a mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it. And killed it
Tommy: and I started thinking
Tommy: like it was just trying to get food.
Tommy: What if I went to the fridge to get food and it slammed it's door on me breaking my neck?
Tommy: how would I feel?
Quackity: are you okay Tommy?..
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Young Tommy: if I jump out of this tree techno will definitely catch me in his arms.
Young Wilbur: sure righttt-
Young Tommy jumping off the tree with no hesitation: TECHNO CATCH ME!!
Young techno: NO WAIT I'M HOLDING HOT TEA-
Young techno: [drops his tea and catches Tommy]
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Tubbo: It's a little muggy out today.
Tommy: [groans in frustration]
Ranboo: I swear to the gods if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving.
Tubbo: [ sips apple juice from a bowl ]
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Techno at a party: hey hey, cut the music!
Techno: okay so one of you left an ice cube on the floor and it melted and I got my sock wet. Which one of you is about to die?
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Philza: Why did you stab him?
Techno: you weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me
Philza: What did he say?
Techno: "what are you going to do? Stab me?"
Tommy:
Ranboo:
Wilbur:
Philza [nodding]: That's fair.
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Teenage Dream: Hey Tommy, did you know that "thot" means "thoughtful person?"
Young Tommy: really? That's so cool!
[later with the SBI family]
Young Tommy: thank you for your help techno! You're such a thot!
Philza: [spits out coffee]
Techno:
Wilbur wheezing: w-what???
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George: [sneezes]
Dream up in the vents: bless you.
George: god?
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Philza: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Wilbur: burn the house down.
Philza: And what did you do?
Wilbur: I made dinner for me and Tommy
Wilbur:
Philza:
Philza: And burnt.....the house down.....
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Young Tommy writing a letter to Santa: dear, Santa
Young Tommy: I'm writing to you by request of my father to tell you that I've been Naughty.
Philza: good now tell him-
Young Tommy: And it was worth it you judgemental bastard.
Wilbur and techno: [laughing]
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Wilbur: that's a pretty rock
Dream: Tommy gave it to me!
Tommy: I threw it at you-
Dream: he's so sweet.
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Sapnap: when I die, my tombstone won't say R.I.P, it'll say V.I.P
Dream: that's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Sapnap: yeah, the throne.
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Dream: Hey George, I heard there's a new art exhibit in town.
George: oh? Where?
Dream: in my room. You can stare at me~
George:
Dream:
Dream: entrance is free. [winks]
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Tommy: I think there's something wrong with Wilbur.
Philza: What do you mean?
Tommy: he's taking a nap-
Techno: oh, but that's really good!
Tommy: in the middle of the road..
Tommy: while cars are passing..
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Jack [points sword at Tommy]: you ready to f*ckin die Tommy?!
Tommy [sighing]: yeah, kinda.
Jack [stops]: wha- shit you okay?
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Young Tommy: techno techno! Can I sleep in your bed? I had a bad dream.
Young techno: no Tom.
Young Tommy: I got wilburs bow.
Techno: [lifts up his blankets]
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(Ello! So sorry for the late update there is an actual one-shot coming out soon but I was having trouble finishing it and editing all that it was stressful at the moment and I wasn't in a Great mindset to be writing so when I did write something it was very depressing lol and I didn't want to post that so I'm editing that to make it a happier ending type deal and I'm also working on another one-shot that I tried to write before losing all motivation but never got to finish. ...alSO 17.2k!??? PEIFISUDJIWHDN THANK YOUUU)
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