You were the rhythm guitarist of Oasis and on one drunken night out, had hooked up with Damon Albarn, the lead singer of your rival band. Damon was in an interview and had found himself forced to answer questions on the topic.
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"We have photographs here of (Y/N) of Oasis leaving your flat one morning. There has been much speculation that the two of you slept together. Would you care to comment on this?"
Damon bit his lip. He had hoped nobody would find out. "We didn't sleep together," he lied. "She came over to... practise songwriting."
"With the lead singer of Blur, her rival band? I'm not sure Liam Gallagher would appreciate her seeking your help."
"I'm not sure (Y/N) gives a fuck what Liam thinks," Damon mumbled.
The interviewer continued on, bringing up a second photo. "In this photo, we can see you and (Y/N) kissing in a pub in London. Is this what you consider songwriting?"
Damon blushed. "I... erm...she - she fell?"