New waifu.
Yes the title is "Return Of The Dick Wizard.. With a V E N G A N C E"
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Y/n: "Pfftt!!! Hahahaha!!!"
Issei: "Having fun?"
Y/n: "Lots of it!!!"
Issei: "I'm glad you're finding amusement in my torment. Can you turn me into a dude now?!"
I tap my staff on the ground as Issei reverts back to having a dick again.
Y/n: "Oops, looks like I did something wrong"
Issei: "What?"
I point behind him as he sees the wall has a penis as well.
Issei: "WHY IS THERE A GLORYHOLE HERE?!"
Y/n: "I may have over done things?"
Issei: "Can you get rid of it?"
Y/n: "Obviously"
Issei: "Well do it"
Y/n: "No"
I cross my arms like a child and pout.
Issei: "Why not?!"
Y/n: "I can put dicks wherever I want"
Issei: "Stop acting like a child and make the wall a wall again!!"
Sona: "Y/n, get rid of the male organ of my wall"
Y/n: "Yes dear~"
I quickly tap my staff on the ground once more as everything goes back to normal.
Sona: "*sighs*"
Y/n: "She didn't deny it~ Now that all of us are here, let's get serious and back to business"
Rias: "We were all serious"
Tsubaki: "You were the only one not serious"
Y/n: "I SAID LET'S GET BACK TO BUSINESS!!"
Sona: "Right? Anyways, it appears that we have a problem with club meetings. Why is that Rias?"
Rias: "Because Y/n continues to come to my club and makes a ruckus all the time while being a distraction"
Sona: "How so?"
Y/n: "Yea, how exactly am I being a distraction?"
Issei: "For starters, YOU STOLE MY CAT GIRL YOU BASTARD!!!"
He points at me with authority. Koneko was sitting on my lap with a chocolate in one hand while the other one was looking at a small book.
Y/n: "I did no such thing~ *whistling*"
Issei: "Who gave her all the chocolate and books for her to read?"
Y/n: ".... I plead the 5th. As a matter of fact, I know my rights. WHERE THE HELL IS MY LAWYER?!"
Issei: "You are your lawyer"
Y/n: "I have not been read my rights"
Issei: "Stop it Karen, you don't need your rights read since you already know them!! You aren't even human!!"
Y/n: "That's racist!!!"
Issei: "How?!"
Sona: "Can the two of you be quiet?"
Y/n: "Yes ma'am~"
I sit quietly with a smile on my face.
Rias: "Issei, please be silent for a bit"
Issei: "Of course President. Anything for you"
Our smiling faces look at each other and turn into one of disgust.
Issei: "Uuuugghhh.. Simp"
Y/n: "Virgin killed by a fountain by his supposed love of his life"
Issei: "Hey that hurt. You take that back!!"
Y/n: "Nope"
She begins to choke me as the meeting continues on.
Sona: "Firstly, I'd like to apologize for his actions"
Rias: "Why are you apologizing for him?"
Y/n: "Because she's my wife and she wuves m-"
I recieved a book to the face as I stop it from landing on Koneko's head.
Y/n: "Protect.. the.. loli"
I fall onto the sofa as Issei comes to my aid.
Issei: "Y/n, speak to me man!! Don't go to the light!!!"
Y/n: "Issei?.. buddy? Is that *cough* *cough* Is that you?"
Issei: "Yes it's me!! Can you hear me!!"
Y/n: "Is *cough* *cough*.. The loli okay?"
Issei: "She's fine. She was safe thanks to your heroics"
Y/n: "Maybe I'll be in the throne of heroes because of this.. I can feel myself dematerializing"
A shiny golden aura surrounds me as I could feel my body fade.
Issei: "Y/n!! Don't you leave me!!! What happened to seeing all of worlds most beautiful women together!! What happened to getting squeezed by the most magnificent of boobs and thighs?!"
Y/n: "You'll just have to *cough* *cough* continue the journey without me. The heaven gates.. I can see them. So many thicc thighs everywhere.."
I put a hand on Koneko's head as she turns around to me.
Y/n: "Protect.. The loli.. for me Issei.. blegh"
Issei: "Y/n?.. Y/n?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Issei tells into the sky as he holds onto my dematerializing body.
Koneko: "Noooo"
Koneko followed after him with a monotone and uninterested cry before heading back to her book.
Rias & Sona: "Knock it off"
Issei sat back down as he felt true terror at both their gazes.
Y/n: "I would of like a bit more emotion out of you Koneko"
I was behind Sona's chair and leaned a little closer to hear to read some of her complaints.
Y/n: "Hmm.. Growing dicks on walls.. Growing dicks on chairs"
Issei: "You're an asshole for that one!!!"
Y/n: "Genderbending Issei.. Genderbending Kiba.."
Kiba: "I'd prefer if you please didn't do that again"
Akeno: "Atleast you were a pretty girl~"
Kiba: "Lady Akeno, please don't tease me like that!!
Y/n: "I don't see anything wrong with any of the- Oh no, that one was pretty bad actually. Nearly blowing up the school with a sword swing was not my proudest moment. Making friends with Raynare wasn't bad. I didn't know what she did"
Issei: "It was still fucked up"
Y/n: "Meh.. Genderbending myself?"
Sona: "You keep using that to get what you want from other boys. Homework, money, etc"
Y/n: "Hey?! For starters I use my beauty to charm women too I'll have you know!!"
Rias: "Sneaking into the women's locker room as a women is off limits"
Y/n: "I only did once okay?.. and never again"
Akeno: "What happened?"
Y/n: "They... were vicious. They ripped me off my clothes and and put me in all sorts of different ones.. they molested me"
Issei: "Wow. Women are savages in the locker rooms huh?"
Y/n: ".. I enjoyed myself though"
Issei: "As probably would I"
Sona: "That's not the point!!"
She facepalms as I think of something.
Y/n: "Hey Sona?"
Sona: "What is it?"
I tap my staff as a few flowers surround me for a second.
Y/n: "Is it perhaps that you didn't touch me as a female that is annoying you? If so, go ahead"
She throws me another book as I fall to the ground.
Y/n: "Thank you"
Sona: "Back to what we were discussing, Y/n, we need you to stop frequently using your magic at school. If someone were to catch you-"
Y/n: "I know, I know. I won't use it unless infront of you all"
Sona: "Thank you"
Rias: "And?"
Y/n: "And I won't be playing pranks on you all while your busy"
Rias: "Thanks. So, when are you going back to being a boy again?"
Y/n: "Hm?"
I look down and notice I was still a girl. I squeeze one of my boobs just to make sure I really was still a female. At that exact moment Sanji walked in.
Sanji: "Sorry to interrupt Presi-"
Y/n: "*Loud moan*"
Sanji: "FUU-!! *Instant nose bleed*"
He falls to the ground holding his nose.
Y/n: "Yep, still a gi-"
I received another book to the face from Sona.
Y/n: "Thank you mistress"
Sanji: "W-Who is that?!"
He runs up to me and helps me sit up.
Sanji: "Are you okay miss?! Did you hurt anything?!"
Rias: "Sanji that's-"
Sona stops her from saying anything else. I look at him confused before looking at Rias and smiling smugly.
Y/n: "I think I hurt my bottom. I'm a little hungry too.. could you spare me a few cents to buy some food please?"
I put on the puppy eyes as he falls back with another nose bleed.
Sanji: "Here!! Have my money!! I'll use whatever I left I have to grab you some incredible food!! Wait here!!"
He sprints out the room as I hear a yell outside.
Sanji: "ANOTHER CUTE GIRL!! WOO HOO!!! SUCK ON THAT ISSEI!!!"
I get up and count the money as I put it in my pocket.
Y/n: "Hehehe. Sucker. Easiest money I ever made"
Rias: "Do you see how powerful that is?!"
Asia: "Um.. If you don't mind me adding"
Sona: "Go on Asia"
Asia shyly walks up to us looking down.
Asia: "If I were to say my opinion.. Y/n as a woman is the cutest girl in the school!! Oh dear what have I said?! Please God forgive- Ow!!"
Akeno: "Well.. I wouldn't disagree with her saying that. Y/n as a woman really is beautiful"
Y/n: "Father did say I take a few things from my mother. Anyways, as it seems, I can't turn back for whatever reason"
Sona: "I'm guessing it'll turn back eventually?"
Y/n: "I'm 99 percent sure"
Sona: "99?"
Y/n: "Who knows, I might stay a woman forever?"
Sona: "Turn back into a man"
Y/n: "Ho? Missing my M A N L Y body I see?"
Sona: "I don't particularly like you as a female"
Y/n: "Aw.. well that sucks"
I could hear a bell ring outside signaling all club activities have ended. Rias noticed it as well and got up.
Rias: "Well Sona, it appears this meeting has finished"
Sona: "Afraid so. Perhaps our next meeting we could play some chess for a change?"
Rias: "Of course. Until then"
Sona: "Stay safe. Tsubaki, see them out for me"
Tsubaki: "Yes ma'am. Right this way please"
She leads them out the room and looks at me. I wave at her which seemed to irritate her a little.
Sona: "I might have something to help you with that. Wait here"
She gets off her chair but doesn't notice she's about to slip on a wet floor.
Y/n: "Sona look out!!"
I grab her but end up slipping with her in my arms. Sona had ended up pinning me down along the way.
Sona: "I had already seen it you idiot!!"
Y/n: "Oh my, isn't this the little situation we have gotten ourselves into~?"
Sona: "T-T-This was your idea wasn't it?!"
This had been the first time I had genuinely seen Sona this flustered. It was so cute to see I had forgotten all the lines I was about to say. Meanwhile on Sona's side, her heartbeat was going at max speed. She wanted it to stop but she couldn't get up or do anything. All she could do was stare back at the cute "girl" she had infront her.
Y/n: "Uh.."
This was hard for me too. I didn't know what to say. I wasn't smiling, I wasn't laughing, I was completely nervous and unsure on what to do.
Sanji: "Hey beautiful lady, I got you these-"
Sanji had bursted through the doors to see his President pinning down the new "girl".
Sanji: "Uh... I'll be leaving now!!!"
He runs back out the door as the two of us finally get up and pat ourselves.
Y/n: "Welp, looks like he's scared now"
Sona: "What the hell just happened?! D-Did I just actually found his female side cute?!"
Y/n: "Did you say something?"
Sona: "No!!"
I pat my waist and notice something there.
Y/n: "AY!! My dick's back!!"