Ganon: AAAAIOHAEO IMEAOIROI:EAOIRJIOPE UCIF
Ganon: I feel rehydrated. Now to kill Link and everyone.
MEANWHILE
Link: REVALI
Revali: What?
Link: *Kills Revali with a sword*
Daruk: :D
Urbosa: Yay he's finally gone!
Zelda: FINALLY!
Mipha: Should I be sad for happy?
Link: Both.
Mipha: Ummmmmm......
MEANWHILE
Goddess Hylia: Back again so soon?
Revali: YES!!!!
Goddess Hylia: Why... did you die?
Revali: LINK KILLED ME JUST BECAUSE I ROASTED HIM SO BAD.
Goddess Hylia: Wtf get back to the real world.
Revali: I'M BACK
Link: WHAT HOW DID HE LIVE
Revali: GODDESS HYLIA SENT ME BACK AGAIN
Link: *Hand palms*
Urbosa: Can we do some dares?
Mipha: No
Daruk: Me too.
Zelda: I hate dares.
Urbosa: Why
Mipha: Because-
(Ganon joined the chat)
Ganon: GAHAHAHA I WILL KILL YOU ALL I WILL KILL EVERYONE I AM ALIVE!!!!!!
(crickets)
Revali: Who invited him?
Link: *shrugs*
Urbosa: Anywho, what should we do today?
Ganon: WHAT!? WHY NO REACTION!? IT'S ME! GANON! I'M ALIVE AGAIN!!!!
Zelda: You're alive?
Ganon: YES COME ON! BE SCARED IT'S THE REAL GANON!!!!!!
Urbosa: I thought Ganon was supposed to be scary. Not texting like literally next to each other.
Revali: Seriously. We need to stop this habit.
Ganon: AAAAAAGH FINE! GAHAHAHAHA I WILL TAKE OVER HYRULE CASTLE AND KILL EVERYONE!!!!!
Urbosa: So about the dare....
Link: I'm kinda feeling up to it.
Mipha: Please! I just don't want to do it right now!!!
Link: Okay fine we won't.
Mipha: :D
Revali: You do anything for your girlfriend eh?
Link: SHUT UP OR ELSE-
Revali: or else what? ;D
Link: OR ELSE-
(Link kicked Revali out of the chat)
Link: *Dabs*
Zelda: Yaaay He's finally gone!!!!!
Daruk: Good thing that's that though.
Ganon: YOU GUYS FORGOT ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST KILLED 8 TRAVELERS!!!!!!!!
Zelda: Shut up.
Mipha: Ganon's still here????????
Ganon: Ugggghhh.... That's fine I'll kill you all RIGHT NOW!!!!!
(Linkle joined the chat)
Linkle: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wassup guys! Linkle your favorite is here back agaaaaaaaaiiiin!
Link: Wtf Linkle.
Mipha: LANGUAGE
Link: sry
Urbosa: Shaddup Cap'n America
Urbosa: Hey! Revali!
Daruk: What?
Urbosa: Revali stole my Shiekah Slate and texted!
Linkle: OOOOOHHHHHH #RevaliTextedNonsenseOnGeurdoChief'sSlate!!!!!! +1000000 followers!!!!!
Ganon: WHAT!? THERE'S THAT MUCH PEOPLE IN HYLIA!?!?!?!?
Zelda: Actually, it's 70 gazillion.
(Wait is gazillion even a number)
Linkle: THERE'S GANON TOO!?!?!?!??!?!? #GanonIsOnChampion'sChat!!!!!!!! + 70000000 followers!!!!!!
(Revali joined the chat)
Revali: 'ello guys your favorite bird is back!!!!!
Link: aw danggit.
Ganon: YOU GUYS ARE FOGETTING ALL ABOUT ME!!!!!
Linkle: #NoOneCaresAboutGanon!!!!!!!!!!
Revali: He was still there?
Mipha: Yes Revali...... Actually, dare starting I dare Ganon to be sealed by Zelda.
Ganon: WHAT!?!?!?
Zelda: Ummmm...... okay?
Link: Uhhhhhhh.......
Urbosa: DO IT
Daruk: DO IT DO IT
Revali: I'll kick your *($%ing *($ if you don't.
Mipha: LANGUAGE!!!!!!
Revali: I say shuddap cap'n america.
Linkle: #Mipha=CaptainAmerica!!!!!!!!
Ganon: Wait! Wait do I HAVE to do it!?!?!?
Linkle: Do it because I want more followers!
Urbosa: I got my popcorn ready!
Daruk: Popcorn doesn't exist.
Link: Then how do YOU know!?!?
Daruk: Because it DOES exist!
Revali: You literally said it didn't 3 seconds ago!!!!
Daruk: Did I!?!?!? It's not even 3 seconds!
Mipha: I think it was 10 seconds!
Urbosa: No! It was 2.4!
Link: I say 5!
Zelda: 4.6!!!
Revali: 3!!!!!
Ganon: Uh.... guys?
Zelda: Oh yeah to kick Ganon's #$%
Mipha: L A N G U A G E
Linkle: #Mipha=======CaptainAmereica! How's that!!!!
Mipha: *sighs*
Ganon: OhnononononononononononononNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- *dies*
Then Zelda's sealing power awakened the sun and it grew into a black hole for some reason. It sucked in all of Hyrule and the video game universes until it spat out at our world. Then at my house, all the champions came dropped down into my house and when my mom came in, she screamed like crazy until the world collapsed. Then it knocked over another black whole which sucked in all of the universes. Then I for some reason lived happily ever after. THE END
Me: Why did I even make this.
Me from 5 am: Don't ask further questions or I'l snap your back bone one by one 😇
Me: I didn't even make this from 5 am.
Me from 5 am: *Snaps back bones*
Me from 5 am: Now kids, here's the moral: Never ask so many questions or else, YOU WILL DIE.