(Everyone has joined the chat)
Revali: UGH IT'S SO HOT HERE I WANT TO DIE
Urbosa: Well wdym I live here-
Zelda: I thought we were going to Hebra Mountain
Daruk: Oh my goddess it's perfect temperature here
Urbosa: Little bird what are you wearing?
Zelda: Winter clothes and I'm sweating like crazy in here
Urbosa: I-i have your clothes, would you like to change?
Zelda: YES
~After a change~
Zelda: I feel like a whole 'nother man
Mipha: Yay my water cloud is providing me water and I'm swimming like crazy
Daruk: Hey where's little guy
Revali: ?
Link: I'm right here though I'm tired and my whole body hurts thanks to Revali
Revali: 's Gale is not ready
Zelda: Revali's Pain is ready to kick in
Mipha: Link? You sure you don't want to ride Epona?
Link: Imma w-walk. *faints*
Daruk: That's it *Drags link on Epona*
Zelda: Anyway Urbosa are we almost there?
Urbosa: Yes. According to the Sheikah Slate map, we have 2 more minutes.
Daruk: *looks at Sheikah Slate* um....are we camping in a maze?
Urbosa: no- close to the maze. Look again
Revali: Oh i see it's......supposed to be...on a super tall cliff in the middle of nowhere and if you roll your body...you fall off?
Urbosa: Yes that's the place
Everyone But Urbosa: *facepalms*
Daruk: Then how are we gonna get there
Zelda: ?
Mipha: making a cart with those metal parts. If you screw up and fall off, DEATH
Zelda: But those are so NOT trustable
Urbosa: Ok....get building!
Revali: We could put a giant train
Urbosa: good idea
~Time skip~
Zelda: Ok then drag link off his horse and epona runs back to the Gerudo Stable
Epona: *runs*
Zelda: Omg we set into the air AHHH we're falling
Urbosa: Because the weight isn't equal......let's see....daruk is too heavy...and link is too light...
Zelda: Wait how is he light i thought he was heavy
Urbosa: Look on his side
Link: *his cart is very high because he's too light and flying above everyone's carts*
Mipha: Yes. He's very light for his age
Urbosa: good! This cliff is known for its height and it's view
Daruk: don't look down don't look down- I LOOKED DOWN AHH
Zelda: Omg we need to jump
Urbosa: *jumps* I barely made it!
Zelda: *tosses link to the other side*
Link: *wakes up* AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH WHAT HAPPENED
Mipha: long story short: you got tossed
Nurse Barbara: Link cannot be tossed his body is still fragile and he needs lots of sleep thank you your royal highness
Zelda: Ok thanks Barbara
Link: *falls asleep on his sleeping bag*
Daruk: Speaking of that, let's set ours up
Zelda: I'm sleeping next to Link
Urbosa: Next to little bird
Mipha: next to Urbosa
Daruk: next to mipha
Revali: next to Daruk
Zelda: so. what do you wanna do?
Urbosa: Well lover the bridge of course so that way we can cross back and forth
Zelda: Ah that's better. It's made out of wood planks and age old strings though...I'm not sure.
Revali: I'll test it out. I can always fly back up.
Zelda: But this sign sticking up from the ground says, "Bridge is age old and if you fall it will lead to death. Even Ritos cannot escape. Think wisely before coming to the Danger Highland Campground"
Daruk: Oh yeah I wrote that sign from a piece of bark I found
Zelda: DARUK
(Rosalina has joined the chat)
Rosalina: Hi I need a picture of Link
Zelda: And why
Mipha: What she said.
Rosalina: Well my folks back home at Mushroom Kingdom want an image of Link to prove that it's real and I need you to post one so I can take a screenshot of it and print it out.
Urbos: Well ok we'll send you a couple of Link images
Daruk: ;)
Revali; Ok then meanwhile I'll test the bridge
Zelda:
Urbosa: Hoodies?
Rosalina: Yes I want the Links with hoodies
Urbosa:
Mipha:
Revali: I wonder where you got that-
Urbosa: D:
Rosalina: One more please
Revali:
Rosalina: K thanks bye fellas
(Rosalina has left the chat)
Revali: Do you think she got all those photos for her sisters to hang on the wall?
Mipha: Please.
Urbosa: Anyway i gets cold when the sun sets so you should put on something warmer, like-
Zelda: My winter clothes?
Urbosa: No, like your royal clothes with black leggings, but with an extra jacket.
Zelda: Okay got it
Daruk: whatever
Revali: I'm immune to the cold
Mipha: ....I should put on a coat
Urbosa: How about Link
Zelda: well he's sleeping and inside his sleeping bag, and he's wearing his champions tunic and hylian hood and hylian trousers so he should be fine
Daruk: Well good night
Je t'en prie!Urbosa: well yes good night Daruk said that well(Urbosa has left the chat)(Mipha has left the chat)(Daruk has left the chat)(Revali has left the chat)(Zelda has turned off Link's Sheika Slate)(Zelda has left the chat)
Well hi bye dares and ideas are always appreciated so cia!