(Once again, everyone joined the chat)
Revali: 'sup
Daruk: Heya
Link: HA
Zelda: um wat
Link: HIYAAA
Mipha: Wait um Link?
Link: HAAAA HIYAAAAA HUH HAAAAA HYAAAAAAAAAA HOYAAAAAAAA
Revali: Just to say that I like this Link better
Link: *Angry Hiyaaas*
Revali: Yep. Definitely better.
Zelda & Mipha: *glares at Revali even though like he's in Rito village*
Urbosa: So what are we gonna do with this Link?
Daruk: I dunno. I want his old version back...
Link: HA HAIYAAAAAAA HA HA HA HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Revali: Luckily, I have a translator.
(Translator on)
Link: HAIYA HAAAAAAA HAIYA HAIYA HAIYA HOOOOOIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mipha: I don't think it changed to anything.
(Translator off)
Revali: Geez why
Zelda: I have a friend of mine that may help.
(Linkle joined the chat)
Linkle: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! What's up everyone! Zeldi told me to get on this chat so here I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Revali: Oh great she's another gossiping girl.
Linkle: That's riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! I truly am! Yea did u know that I'm Link's sister? Uh huh yeah I am! And did you also know that yesterday, he wet his bed I think.
Mipha: WAT
Urbosa: SAY WAT
Daruk: I MEAN WAT DA HECC
Zelda: WUUTT
Revali: I AM ALREADY STARTING TO FAVORITE LINKLE
Link: *Angry haiyas*
Linkle: SO why did you call me heeeeeeeeeeeere? To gossip even moooooooore?
Zelda: It's to return Link back to his state.
Link: HA HA HAIYAAAAAAAAA HYAAAA HAAAAAAAA
Linkle: I see! Well then, I'll try this! I got a magic tea! I'll try to make him drink that!
Link: *takes a sip of tea*
Link: 🥃🙆♂️👍
Urbosa: Ugh..... it didn't work....
Revali: Um Link? It didn't work.
Link:🤔
Daruk: Your words are Emojis now.
Link:🙁
Mipha: I know. It's hard not speaking in your language right now... I know you'll get back to the original state though!
Link: 🐬 = 🥰😀👍😁
Mipha: Awww thanks!
Linkle: Huh, the tea didn't work! Just wait I need to post this on Oustagram! #TeaDidn'tWorkOnAmnesiaLink Uh huuuh, Yeah! I got 500+ followers!
Revali: WITH ONLY THAT!?
Linkle: Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhh! I have a LOT of fans!!!!!
Revali: Geez
Daruk: I wonder if he eats the magic rock roast! What will happen!?
Mipha: NO
Zelda: NO
Urbosa: NO
Link: 🙅♂️
RevalI: NO I mean DO IT OF CORSE
Linkle: DO IT SO I CAN POST IT ON OUSTAGRAM AGAIN!!!!!
Daruk: Well if you insist,
*Shoves rock into Link's mouth*
Link: ˆ ∂ø˜æ† †˙ˆ˜˚ ˆ† ∑o®˚'∂≥
Mipha: WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?!? IT'S EVEN WORSE!
(Translator on)
Revali: Now how's that?
Link: Ugh..... where am I? What's this thing? I forgot whatever I am...
Linkle: BIG BROTHEEEEEEER!!!!!!
Link: Who.... is that?
Linkle: OMG OMG HE FORGOT WHO I AM #BigBroForgotAboutMe I GOT 1000+ Followers!!!!!
Urbosa: How do we turn Link back to normal?
Daruk: Hmmmm.......
Zelda: I read how to cure amnesia, but we have to get someone who can roast Link like SO SO MUCH that he remembers everything. If only there was one perso-
Revali: LINK SUCKS HE WET THE BED OHHHHH SO SAD BOO HOO EVERYONE KNOW BOOOO HOOOOOOOO.
Link: SHUT UP UGLY-
Revali: AND POOR WIDDLE LINKY WINKY CALLS ME UGLY BIRB. OHHHHH SO ADORABLE!!!!
Link: UGH!!! STOP IT PLEASE WHOEVER YOU AR-
Revali: His teeny tiny widdle sword represents HIM as the stooopid hero! OHHHHHH! He never marries his fish gurlfriend too! I think she's gonna break up with you any. time. SOON.
Link: PLEEEEAAAASE
Revali: He so SOOOOOO Teeny Tiny the he is a BAAABY? Hm? Maybe he IIIIIIS Because he wet his own bed and is SO SOOO immature! Diaper please! I need to change his poopy diaper!
Link: STOP IT.
(Revali changed Link's nickname to Diaper Boi)
Diaper_Boi: PLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSEEEEE
Revali: And now, the great Revali shall become the hero while the stoopid widdle Diaper Boi sits and cry there all day.
Diaper_Boi: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Poof*
(system settings reset)
Link: Oh! uhhhh.... what happened/
Revali: That felt so good.
Linkle: #RevaliRoastsLinkSoBad 100000+ Followers!!!
Link: Ummmm..... Revali roasted- OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHAT HAPPENED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
(Everyone got disconnected)
Judging by how Linkle looks, this was her behavior. sorry :|