DO NOT GO ON OMEGLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET KIDNAPPED AND LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH STRANGERS
(Everyone has joined the chat)
Link: hey look at this website that Terrako gave me yesterday
www.omeglestrangerchatrooms.com
Zelda: Hm. I feel like we can trust this one. I gave Terrako a lesson. Ok, Link you can click on it.
Mipha: Ok...nothing's wrong yet...
Link: NICE wait WHAT
Daruk: AHHHHH
Urbosa: WTF WTF WTF
Zelda: "Talk to strangers all over the net! Pairs you up with a different stranger every time! 1 on 1 talk with a stranger and learn new ways! Have private chat rooms or free to the public Invite link down below:
123456789omegle.org
R U KIDDING ME
Link: I CAN'T CLICK THE X BUTTON
Urbosa: AHH I GOT INTO A ROOM I'M TALKING WITH CLAUDIA WHO LOOKS LIKE A KIDNAPPER
Link: AHH THE LYNEL WANTS TO TRADE PICS WITH ME AND SWAP BODIES- NO I DON'T WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
(Lynel)
Lynel: Switch bodies or die
Link: AHH GET OUT OF HERE
Lynel: I AM A VIRUS. YOU CANNOT KICK ME. I AM TRAINED TO KILL HYLIAN CHAMPION LINK AND ZORA CHAMPION MIPHA AND HYLIAN PRINCESS ZELDA AND GORON CHAMPION DARUK AND GERUDO CHAMPION URBOSA. PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE.
Link: EVERYONE KNOWS AND GET THE FUC* OUTTA HERE *angry mode at 80%*
Zelda: NO plZ DON'T GET MAD-
Lynel: We are swapping bodies or you will be forced to commit suicide
Link: You have angered me.
Lynel: GIMME ALL YOU GOT.
Link: *Eyes turn red*
Mipha: OH NO
Link: HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH
(Lynel has been defeated off the chat)
Daruk: OMG what did I witness
Zelda: The true form of Link, that's what you witnessed
Mipha: Ok then I can't press the X button. There's one thing left to do-
Revali: Restart the Sheikah Slate, which you don't wanna do because-
(Twilight Ashes has joined the chat)
Link: TF T TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF TF
Twilight Ashes: Here's me:
Link: HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH
Link: HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH
Link: HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH
Twilight Ashes: NoT THAT EASY. Give me your head and I will go.
Link: *Eyes turn to fire*
Urbosa: Oh no that isn't good-
Link: GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY
Twilight Ashes: MAKE ME.
Link: *Electrocutes*
Twilight: STABS
Link: HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH TRIFORCE OF COURAGE, LEND ME YOUR AID IN THIS DARKEST HOUR.
Revali: Wha.....
Urbosa: .....what am i looking at
Mipha: USE IT
Daruk: Imma leave if this gets too much
Goddess Farore: Master Link, I will lend you piece of my power. But what should truly slew the beast is your courage, not my power.
Link: Thank you, Farore.
Goddess Hylia: You have done well. Here's a piece of my power as well. But what Farore said, the heart of the power is your courage, not our power. Farewell.
Spirit Fi: Hello Master Link. I will wish for you to muster all the courage needed, and lend you some of my power on this dark hour. You can count on me.
Spirit Fi: *returns to Master Sword and makes it shine so brightly that it causes a Supernova*
Zelda: WAS THAT THE SPIRIT IN THE SWORD?-
Link: HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH HYAH
*eyes revert to normal*
(Twilight Ashes has turned from monsters to a pile of burned ham*
Zelda: WHY HAM
Link: OK THANKS GODDESSES
Daruk: ...I'm still in Omegle
Urbosa: me 2
Mipha: ME
Revali: Me as well
Zelda: Ya me as well
Link: I got out. You press the - button, then click on the Omegle icon and press DELETE THIS CRAP FOREVER
Everyone but Link: DELETED
Mipha: SO WTD
Daruk: What's that
Mipha: WTD = what to do
Zelda: How about playing this game called Breath Of The Wild?
Link: Sure I've heard of it
*Starts*
Zelda: HEY LINK IS THAT YOU NAKED
Link: AHH THAT IS WTF IS THIS A MOD?!
Daruk: I DON'T THINK SO THEY MADE A GAME OUT OF US
Link: JUST GET SOME CLOTHES FOR ME PLZZZZZ
Urbosa: HERE
*Btw they're all playing on the same account so they have to switch Joy-cons, first up playing is Link*
Link: HEy Zelda isn't that your voice
Zelda: YUH IT IS
Mipha: OPEN THAT CHEST
Link: FINALLY CLOTHES
*A few hours later and Urbosa is playing*
Urbosa: WTF I'm battling Thunderblight Ganon...it's weird. I'm fighting him on a Switch, and also in real life...I'm confused.
*The more you think about it the more confused you get and I thought about it for a long time so now my brain isn't working properly*
Urbosa: OMG THAT'S ME THAT'S ME I don't remember being in a video game wth I'm SO confused
Link: HEY HEY LOOK AT ME I GOT URBOSA'S FURY
Everyone: I'm so confused.
Daruk: IT'S GERUDO TOWN
Revali: AND RIJU
*More hours later*
Zelda: HEY HEY LOOK IT's A SHINY MEMORY
Daruk: I'M PLAYING NOW
Daruk: OK LEMME GO TO IT wait how do you walk
Link: Live and learn
Daruk: Oh ok wow this memory WOW LOOK THERE'S MUD ooh Link and Zelda are holding hands oof she fell
Zelda: OMG OMG OMG How did they animate us so well?
Link: IDK!
Mipha: OH MY GODDESS WE'RE DEAD
Urbosa: KILLED
Daruk: MURDERED
Revali: PERISHED
Link: AND I'M SLAIN
Zelda: AND I'M GONE
Link: OMG OMG THAT GUARDIAN OMG OMG OMG
Zelda: OMG MY POWERS cAME oUt
Link: OMG OMG OMG OMG I DIED i CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE
Zelda: OMG OMG NOR CAN I
Urbosa: CAN I SKIP THIS
Game: Mash Buttons Until the + to Skip Sign Appears
Urbosa: mash mash mash mash mash
Game: + To Skip
Daruk: GO GO GO PRESS IT
Link: IS IT SAFE YET
Mipha: YES
*Hours later*
Link: WOW THAT MASTER SWORD HAS GOOD ANIMATION
MIPHA: DO WE HAVE 13 HEARTS
Revali: HAHA JOKES ON YOU wE HAVE 90
Daruk: You can't even get that much bruh
Zelda: No, we have 16.
Link: SMASH A BUTTON HURRY HURRY HURRY
Daruk: OMG OMG I pulled it out
Zelda: SKIP THE MEMORY PLZZZZZ
" mash mash mash +
YAYAYA
Link: Wait who posted that
*Crickets*
Zelda: YAY LET'S GO BEAT GANON
*Hours later*
Revali: IT'S THE BOW OF LIGHT YAY
Link: SHOOT THE GLOWING POINTS NOW
Mipha: IT's hard to aIm oN hOrSeBaCk
*Weeks later to Teach Mipha How To Aim*
Zelda: OMG I'M CRYING
Daruk: Why
Zelda: The ending was so sad. Well, we beat the game. It was confusing and fun in it's own way. What was your favorite cutscene?
Link: .......That part where I killed Waterblight Ganon and met Mipha
Daruk: That moment where Link killed all those Yiga dudes
Urbosa: When Link freed me from Naboris
Zelda: THE ENDING
Mipha: Silent Princess memory
Revali: MY MEMORY
Everyone But Revali: .....Asinine.
Link: I gotta go c'mon Zelda we gotta play Sticks And Shops with Beedle
(Link and Zelda has left the chat)
Urbosa I wonder if they're dating yet....
(Daruk has booted Urbosa from the chat)
Mipha: OR NOT.
(Mipha has left the chat)
Revali: I don't think they're- OMEGLE LEt's go ON Again tomorrow at MidNiGhT
Daruk: No-
(Revali has scheduled as assembly titled 'Omegle Gang At Midnight')
Daruk: NO-
Revali: Cool!
(Revali has left the chat)
Daruk: OH WHY DO I GET PAIRED UP WTH ASinINE RiTo
(Daruk has left the chat)
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Ok I need ideas
I need ideas
Copy and paste
I need ideas tho ok bye