(EEEEEEEEEVERYONE joined the chat)
Link: sup
Revali: OMG WHAT R WE GONNA DO I'M SO PARANOID OF WHAT TO DO AAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Urbosa: dude
RR17: I suppose you gotta have a baking show because EtherGem, one of my fans and readers gave me the idea. I hope you make it good okay.
Daruk: Geez I mean who IS this RR17 guy, and who is EtherGem?
Mipha: I dunno. Maybe people who's supporting us from the sky.
Revali: A baking show? Bro Link's totally gonna win!
Zelda: Plus we need judges.
Link: I'll do it :D
Zelda: Okay.
Urbosa: UGGGGH I'M TOTALLY GOING TO LOSE AND MIPHA'S GONNA WIN!!!!!
Mipha: How do u know?
Revali: Probably cuz Link and you l-
Zelda: Alright alright that's enough mushy stuff for now.
Daruk: Yeah! Plus I know Link is going to LOVE my coal pie with some diamond sprinkles on it!
Link: (Thinks of how rich he can be and gags at the same time) I- Yeah I think so.
Revali: Fine. But don't judge me of how I treat you, and Mipha treats you.
Link: Okay fine! That's not how judges work anyways.
About a friendly and surprisingly short 35 hours of setting up...
Link: Alright guy-
Zelda: Link! We're on TV and that's NO WAY a judge's announcement right?
Link: Wait we are?
Urbosa: Yes we are! Didn't we tell you?
Link: You didn't!
Revali: Yes we did.
Daruk: Hey guys, I don't think we did.
Mipha: I agree.
Urbosa: No we DID!
Link: You didn't!
Revali: COME OOOON! YOU KNOW WHAT!? TAKE THIS LINK!
*Revali throws a vanilla cream pie at Link*
Link: Oof
Revali: HA! HE LOOKS LIKE WHATEVER THAT SANTA GUY LOOKS!!!
Urbosa: REVALI DON'T BE LIKE THAT! WE'RE ON TV!!!
Link: A ON#RQEMO:IOI:FESLDKF TAKE THIS RAVIOLI BOI!
*Link throws a vanilla cream pie at Revali WHICH misses and hits Daruk*
Link: Oops.
Daruk: Ow! Who hit me!?
*silence*
Daruk: UGH! I'M GONNA SAY URBOSA!
*Splats at Mipha instead*
Mipha: Ow!
Daruk: I...I'm sorry Mipha.
*Mipha realized that her spear broke for some random reason*
Mipha: Daruk! You broke my spear!
*Mipha tries to splat at Daruk but hits Zelda instead*
Zelda: AAAGH! MY HAIR! MY HAIR!
Revali: You're ugly hair's even more ugly.
Zelda: R E V A L I
*Zelda tries to hit Revali but hits Urbosa instead*
Urbosa: ZELDA!!!! YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR THAT TOOK 30 MINUTES TO SET UP!
Zelda: I'm sorry...
Urbosa: TAKE THIS!
*Hits Revali*
Revali: Owww! Geez Urbosa watch. Your. AIM!!!!
*Revali tries to hit Urbosa with the Vanilla pie in case you forgot that the champions splatted each other*
*Urbosa then hits at Zelda while gets hit*
*Zelda hits Mipha while gets hit*
*Mipha hits Daruk while gets hit*
*Daruk hits Link while gets hit*
*Link hits Revali while gets hit*
About 10 times of this war later...
King Rhoam: I say, what is Link doing- WHAT IN THE NAME OF HYLIA!?!?!?
Link: *Looks with red eyes, bloody face, and pie covered body*
King Rhoam: That. That look on your face. &ˇØ°ˇı‡O‰fl°˜ÏØÁÏflıÏfl‡ÏØ∏‡°‰O‡ıØˇ‡fiØ°fi·◊fl¨ˆ‰ıÁ¨
King Rhoam: It's very reckless of you to-
Link: *Slaps King Rhoam*
King RhoamL: *Dies*
People watching dis: OMG NOW THEY KILLED THE KING!
People watching dis: AND NOW THEY DON'T EVEN CARE AND- OH MY GOD ZELDA CREATED A SUN AND BLEW UP EVERYONE AND HER SELF AND-
everybody is dead
RR17: Let's see how this we- uh oh....
RR17: *Uses some sort of weird power to bring everybody bacc*
Link: sup
Revali: OMG WHAT R WE GONNA DO I'M SO PARANOID OF WHAT TO DO AAAAAAAAGH!!!!
Urbosa: dude
Revali: *even more screaming that broke the wi if cable*
pls tell me dat dis is da most random story ever