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NO SMUT CONTENT JUST TELLING YOU :D
(Zelda joined ZELINK!)
(Link joined ZELINK!)
(Urbosa joined ZELINK!)
Zelda: URBOSA! WHY ARE YOU ON! Oops sorry not trying to be mean.
Urbosa: Wait....*looks at Hyrule calendar*
Link: Wait why can't she be on-- AHH UBOSA YOU KNOW THE RULES!
Urbosa: Wait....*flips through calendar rapidly* AHH IT'S NATIONAL ZELINK DAY BYE GUYS
(Urbosa has left the chat)
(JUST TELLING YOU haikyuluver GAVE ME THIS IDEA SO THANKS TO HER/HIM)
Link: So, *smirks* what shall we do?
Zelda: Maybe....going to the swamp temple, in their boats?
Link: Hm-sure.
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(Urbosa has joined Champion Roasts)
(Daruk has joined Champion Roasts)
(Revali has joined Champion Roasts)
Urbosa: Mipha won't bother.
Daruk: Yeah, she said she was busy Zora-sitting 6 baby Zoras, including Sidon who can start up a GIANT RIOT.
Revali: Well, today's her least favorite day.
Urbosa: But, she still doesn't hate Zelda or Link. Well, of course not Link.
(Mipha has joined Champion Roasts)
Everyone: Uh- Hi Mipha!
Mipha: Hi
Urbosa: So, uh while Zelda and Link are doing whatever they're doing, what do you want to do?
Mipha: I don't know. I thought you guys had a plan.
Revali: Let's spy on them!
Mipha: I don't think we should-
Daruk: YEAH SEE WHAT THOSE 2 ARE UP TO!
Mipha: GUYS-
Urbosa: Oh, crap. Mipha doesn't type in CAPS, only when she's-
Daruk: Angry.
Mipha: GUYS! YOU 2, DARUK AND REVALI, DO YOU KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF NATIONAL ZELINK DAY??!! UNFORTUNATELY, NO! LET ZELDA AND LINK HAVE THEIR PRIVACY! THERE'S A REASON WHY THIS DAY WAS CREATED! NOT FOR CHAMPIONS TO SPY ON THEM!
Urbosa: Oh great.
Daruk: Oh why
Revali: Oh god
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Link: I'll paddle with the boat oars!
Zelda: Oh, this is so relaxing. The dancing swans, floating lily pads, fast paced frogs, the beaming golden sun, the fluffy white clouds, the cooling water ripples, and Link.
Link: Oh yes.
Link's mind: THIS IS SO AWKWARD AND THIS BOAT OAR IS HARD TO PUSH AND I FEEL LIKE THERE'S LIZALFOS UNDERNEATH THE WATER AND THE SUN IS dIRECTLY BEAMING IN MY EYES!
Zelda's mind: Link looks like he's hating this. This is so weird. Our 128th National Zelink Day
(Funny how I don't mention this in any one of my chapters this day comes once in 10 years so um yeah)
(Terrako has joined ZELINK!)
Link: Mm Zelda don't do tha- EGG- TERRAKO? * DON'T WORRY THEY WEREN'T KISSING*
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Urbosa: Ok, so Mipha. What else to you have in mind?
Mipha: We could write a poem, then post it on Zelda and Link's personal website!
Daruk: Hey um what's their personal website?
Mipha: 🌺Zelda and Link🌺
Daruk: THAT'S THEIR WEBSITE?!
Urbosa: Yeah I learned about it over years ago,. They started it after they beat Ganon, and now it's bustling with people. Revali, you should go there.
Revali: Sure- WHAt'S THAT WALLPaPer
Daruk and Mipha: WHAT
Revali: THIS:
Urbosa: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
Mipha: Yup, that's the wallpaper for the official home of their website.
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Zelda: Mmmm What's that?
Link: HMMMM DON'T DO THAT
Zelda's mind: WHAT IS GOING ON
Link's mind: ?????????-
Link: Um.....AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh ZELDA HELP ME!!!!!!!
*Bubbling noises*
Zelda: Link? Why aren't we moving? *Sees the empty seat next to her and the boat oar*
(Link has disconnected)
Zelda; !!!!!!CHAMPIONS
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(Zelda has glitched in Champion Roasts)
Mipha: Ok, to start the surprise poem for Zelda and Link, I'll go first- OH um Zelda what are you doing here?
Zelda: LINK DISCONneCTEd, There'S big BuBbLeS, aNd A sCrEaM. lInk DiSappEaReD
(Link has glitched in Champion Roasts)
Link: Hi guys
Zelda: Um where are you
Link: Right behind you
Zelda: WTF YOU WEREN'T THERE
Link: Ok, Zelda you need to get your head checked.
Zelda: yeah I have been getting major headaches the other day.
Link: Wow, SO ASSURING.
Zelda: Well uh pretend we were never here!
(Link left Champion Roasts)
(Zelda left Champion Roasts)
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Zelda: OWW MY HEAD
Link: Yup, we're cutting short Zelink Day.
Zelda: La la la la la
Link's mind: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Link: Oh um then can we continue?
Zelda: Yeah sure
*boat paddling and cool water rippling noises*
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Mipha: ....Ok, the order is, Urbosa, me, Revali, and Daruk.
Urbosa: OK.
Urbosa: Zelda and Link both hit their final blow,
Mipha: Sorry Ganon, you're going to have to go.
Revali: Zelda smiles, then they both go to take a rest,
Daruk: Congrats you two, you did your very best.
Urbosa: Today is National Zelink Day,
Mipha: Zelda no longer needs to go and pray.
Revali: They go on a smooth, calming boat ride,
Daruk: And slip down like a watery slide!!!!
(IMAGINE SINGING THIS BRAHMS' LULLABY)
Mipha: Guys, that was amazing! Now copy and paste it onto the 🌺Zelda and Link🌺 website, and let's do another one.
Urbosa: Ok I did it- WOAH HOW DOES IT ALREADY HAVE 4k views and 100 likes?
Revali: Like the whole Hyrule has that app. Some Yigas even quit, just to go on that app!
Daruk: NO WAY
Urbosa: Ok, this time we're going to write separate poems.
Mipha; Ok. I live in the wealthy waterfalls of zora's domain,
but the thing is Zoras can get a little insane.
Urbosa: I love my dear gift of lightning,
but to others, it may be a bit frightening.
Daruk: I love that we have lots of lava,
but one time it kinda smelled like guava.
Revali: I know that all of us here are birds,
But some of us can be total nerds.
Mipha: Hey I just realized that for the 1st word on our second line, we all used 'but'
Urbosa: Can we do that again?
Revali: Sure.
Daruk: I know that Gorons do things that require breaking,
but I don't really know about raking.
Urbosa: I know why people love shields,
because when your enemy sees it, they want to yield.
Mipha: I know who likes water,
King Dorephan's lovely daughter!
Revali: There are some things about the bow,
that I want you to learn and know!
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Zelda: Link I'm getting cold.
Link: Sure, let's enjoy a night in my house!
Zelda: Sure. *snuggles*
ZELINK!!!!! OOOOOOHHH
Link: Let's fast travel.
Zelda: Ahh it's raining. *Fast travel*
Link: Lemme light a fire. *Grabs nearby torch and lights fire*
Zelda: Thanks. *puts head on Link's shoulder*
Link: *blushes* Your welcome.
Zelda: *falls asleep with head still on Link's shoulder.
Link: *eyes began drooping*
Zelda: Ahh I could sink in this moment forever,
Link: *slightly tilts head and lands on Zelda's head*
Zelda: *feels some soft resting on her head*
Link: *falls asleep on Zelda*
Zelda: *falls asleep on Link*
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Urbosa: Hey um Link and Zelda haven't came on in a while.
Mipha: I'm in Hateno, right now.
Daruk: Um ok Oh yea you can check Little guy's house.
Mipha: Oh-
Urbosa: I'm coming- OH MY GOD
Daruk: WHAT
Revali: I came. You won't believe. it.
Daruk: WHAT WHAT WHAT
Urbosa: Omg It's hard-
Mipha: i know.
Revali: MIPHA YOU SAD ZORA
Urbosa: I WILL TEAR YOUR BEAK APART
Revali: GET IT OVER WITH SEND A PIC
Urbosa: Ok-
Mipha:
Daruk: THEY TOOK ZELINK DAY SERIOUSLY
Urbosa: Um I gotta go Desert Scouting for the day.
(Urbosa has left Champion Roasts)
Mipha: And I have to babysit these 6 Zora kids.
(Mipha has left Champion Roasts)
Revali: And I have to go Snow Plowing.
(Revali has left Champion Roasts)
Daruk: And I have to organize all the shops.
(Daruk has left Champion Roasts)
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(ZELINK! has been shut down) Bye bye.
(THIS CHAT GETS OPENED ONCE IN 10 YEARS BECAUSE IT ONLY OPENS WHEN NATIONAL ZELINK DAY IS AROUND)
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Ok, until next time, Champions!