Note: This idea is from abbietung11. I will now rely on my reader's or fan's ideas. I'm totally out of them. Also, I'm so sorry for not updating a while! I mean, my mind is in mindless space because I probably made the most parts out of all group chats!
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Link: What do we do
Urbosa: Don't tell anyone that I ate that whole Geurdo
Revali: Oh I know! Let's tell the whole town that Urbosa ate a whole Geurdo!
Daruk: Hmmm....
Urbosa: NO DON'T DO IT BIRD BRAIN!
Zelda: Rule number 23. Never tell anyone's secrets to people they don't want to tell.
Mipha: I'm sorry wut zeld
Zelda: Call me Mrs. Zelda, and I'll answer.
Link: Um.....
Zelda: Ugh! I wanna be a teacher for a day!
Everyone: fine.
*silence*
Revali: Mrs. Zelda, I thought you weren't married to your crush, which is-
Zelda: REVALI! IS THAT A WAY TO SPEAK TO A TEACHER! YOU BROKE RULE NUMBER 2, 23, and 69! YOU ARE NOW GOING TO HAVE A DEMERIT AND GO TO THE PRINCIPAL!
Revali: There's no principal. Also this is online.
Zelda: UGH!
Daruk: *Laughs while muted*
Mipha: Should I do something Mrs-
Zelda: Call me Miss Zelda and learn the history of this place called.... uh..... Flarpop.
Mipha: Flarpop?
Link: Sound super fake.
Mipha: I have to agree.
Zelda: PLEASE! IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE! JUST LISTEN! GEEZ!
Daruk: Ok....
Zelda: So....uh....the history of Flarpop is.... is that there was three thousand goddesses an-
Revali: I mean that's a lot of goddesses.
Zelda: QUIET! And there was this other goddess that was very beautiful, so the other goddesses killed her in jealousy.
Mipha: Oh my! Poor goddess.
Zelda: I know.
Revali: How come she gets to interrupt!
Urbosa: You don't wanna know the reason.
Zelda: Then the goddesses started to kill each other.
Link: Why
Daruk: did
Mipha: they
Urbosa: kill
Revali: each
Link: OTHER!!!!!
Zelda: now4areovt4 sy543r o84torae84p3ioert5v3ie43iueo48p7eovy4p3n4ey5y4nv3uviuodfhgkj
Zelda: CUZ THEY WERE JEALOUS DUH
Zelda: Anyways, then this goddess named....uh....Rylia was still alive, so she named Flarpop's name to Rylia.
Revali: Hylia and Rylia.
Zelda: PUH-LEASE!
Zelda: Then Rylia died.
Mipha: Wat
Zelda: So her younger sister Sylaia took over.
Daruk: I thought there were no goddesses left!
Zelda: PLEASE! SHUT! UP!
Zelda: So Sylaia named Rylia to Sylvep, and created living named.....uh....Silyians!
Link: Um....why do they sound alike to Hylians.
Zelda: CUZ THEY ARE SILYIANS!
Link: Uh....
Zelda: So the Silyians are living now.
Everyone: *silence*
Revali: When's lunch
Urbosa: I'm bored
Daruk: The stool looks good
Mipha: I want to get out
Link: Why is this online
Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Revali: LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
Everyone except for Zelda: Ok
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Zelda: I WILL KILL THEM
Zelda: I WILL KILL THEM BY USING THIS!
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Cuccos: My princess, what should I do?
Zelda: BRING THE REST TO ME
Zelda: AND I SHALL DO THE FINAL BLOW
Zelda: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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Zelda bad uh oh