(Zelda joined the chat)
(Link joined the chat)
(Mipha joined the chat)
(Revali joined the chat)
(Urbosa joined the chat)
(Daruk joined the chat)
Link: PLEASE JUST STOP CUTTING THE WI-FI CABLE I DON'T HAVE THE RUPEES ANYMORE!
Zelda: okay.
Mipha: *whistles*
Daruk: Little guy, I think you should chill.
Link: Yeah. Oh look what's this?
Revali: Please be what I'm thinking
Urbosa: What are you thinking?
Revali: You'll see.
Link: Woah! Um. Rupees!
Zelda: And?
Link: A letter!
Revali: THAT SAYS
Link: Uh...
Daruk: Please don't be that.
Urbosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS AND THAT
Mipha: 0////0
Revali: I SAID YOU'LL SEE
Link: Um... can I not say it?
Zelda: I would love to here you say what is it.
Urbosa: I think I get it now.
Mipha: ....Link is feeling nervous so what about w-
Revali: YES! EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! IT'S A-
Link: DON'T YOU DARE TO-
Daruk: N[93p;e5nv0pm43evorn[mto; 3earn[mo;iuvtn4rsc[m8yvoutsm8yovugfd
Urbosa: I'M DYING
Daruk: TO
Zelda: HEAR IIIIIT!
Mipha: 0////0
Revali: IT'S A VALENTINE FROM-
Urbosa: Oh ho ho! I am EXCITED.
Daruk: OMG WHO IS IT!?!?
Link: Please. I don't want to say it. 0///0
Revali: FROM-
Mipha: Okay okey Link is feeling nervous so let's just leave him alone.
Link: Thanks Mipha.
Revali: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Daruk: Hey Revali! Tell me your location!
Zelda: I'm....not sure if I wanna go.
Revali: At Link's house!
Daruk: I'm coming!
Mipha: Oh geez.
Urbosa: ....should I do something?
Revali:
Zelda: 3qv48pesomtn 43slrovj7p3 4ov8rec7jt9p0q34noerj7tpkv84h$b8;E8OPJR*NOY*JP*VERJ6P89pj9n5v30h4je978mry8tpjb94s8re
(Zelda has banned that picture from the chat)
Revali: Shoot.
Daruk: Revali! I'm here!
Revali: Daruk!
Daruk: Le'me see OOOOOOOH! It's from-
Link: PLEASE DON'T SAY IT PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
Urbosa: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D
Zelda: Um............
Mipha: What about no......
(Revali requested a private chat with Urbosa and Daruk)
(Urbosa accepted the private chat)
(Daruk accepted the private chat)
Revali: Sup
Daruk: Why'd you make this?
Revali: To tell you who it's from
Urbosa: Who it it?
Revali: IT'S
Revali: FROM
Revali:
Urbosa: I KNEW IT!
Daruk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Revali: CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO! NOW YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE A COUPLE!
Daruk: YAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYYAY
Urbosa: *Dabs*
Revali: Anyone thought that they were getting married?
Urbosa: Are you serious
Revali: No. But what IF
Daruk: Well, that'll be congrats on those two.
Urbosa: Yeah.
Revali: Congratulations?
(Link has ended the private chat)
Link: WHAT WERE U TALKING ABOUT
Daruk's mind: OH GOD OH GOD HE'S GONNA KILL US IF HE WON-
Urbosa: Talking about how funny it was for everyone to cut that wi-fi cable.
Link: JUST PLS DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT!!!
Zelda: Er....may I simply leave?
Revali: why?
Zelda: I don't feel comfortable here...
Mipha: Really? Then you should really rest for a while!
Zelda: Thanks...
(Zelda left the chat)
Revali's mind: Zelda's obviously jealous.
Link: Hey you guys, it's Valentines day right?
Daruk: We already know that.
Link: Anyways, you have some Valentines?
Revali: I don't think I received any.
Urbosa: I have a ton, but they're all just advertisements.
Daruk: I'm a Goron.
Mipha: ........one?
Revali: READ IT PLS
Link: No please Revali don't make her read it.
Revali: why?
Link: We were childhood friends and she's a nice girl so I don't want her for any uncomfortable feelings and I hate it when she is uncomfortable because I feel guilty because-
Urbosa: I think we get it now.
Mipha: 0////0 thx Link.
Revali: Why do you feel guilty?
Link: .....
Link's mind: Shoot I said much.
Mipha: Hey look! It's from Sidon! It says that I was a great sister! How sweet of him!
Daruk: Oh! He's a great boy after all.
Revali: I have to agree with Daruk on that one.
Urbosa: Me too.
Link's mind: Oh thank god also, where'd mine go?
Revali: Hey look there's one and- OMG PLS HELP!
Daruk: Revali, what is it?
Revali: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!? YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT FRIEND FROM CHILDHOOD, AND THAT MADE ME HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU. MAY YOU HAVE A GREAT VALENTINE BECAUSE WHENEVER I SEE YOU, I TREMBLE BECAUSE OF YOUR UNMATCHABLE BEAUTY. I LOVE YOU FROM ALL MY HEART. LOVE LINK!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
Link: WHAT! I NEVER SENT YOU A VALENTINE YOU EGOTISTICAL BIRD!
Revali: I DON'T THINK I'LL ENJOY IT YOU TINY ASININE ELF!
Urbosa: Um....who were you expecting to sending it to?
Daruk: Hey, it says childhood friends there. Could that mean,
Revali: THIS WAS TO-
Mipha: 0///0
(Link deleted the group chat and removed all of the participants, never to be seen again. He left a note that says)
Link: I wish that the mail man could just do something.
Yes. He wanted to send this to Mipha.