"Cause I know where I stand
Know I got the key to your heart in my nightstand
You gon' find out that testin' out the water ain't excitin'
As you thought it was, nigga you'll be comin' right back, right back
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Cryin' ain't gon' fix it so I'm still here
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Long as you respect the way I do feel
Love me good and lie to me
Don't want broken promises, don't want apologies
I don't wanna be the one complainin'
Long as you don't see nobody that I hang with, yeah (love me good)
Love me good and lie to me
Don't want broken promises, don't want apologies
Long as you don't see nobody that I hang with
They don't understand our arrangement"
~Queen
Omniscient pov
Monday 10/24
"Uhm the lil thing you take to make you use the bathroom"Von points , trying to explain to Kennedy the word across the phone on her forehead during their game of heads up .
This morning von was so bored he started downloading apps and came across this one . He was so excited when he finally got the hang of the game , that he woke Kennedy up and forced her to play with him until he guessed every single of the words correct and explain them right to Kennedy . This was like their twentieth round and he hasn't won yet , but he refused to give up . He hates to loose
"Laxitive " she answers quickly while straddling his lap and he nods, smiling at her getting it right . The next word pops up and he starts thinking .
"Uhm shit what that is " he mumbles "that shit you use on bumps and shit " he explains the best way he knows how to
"Abreva? " she questions
"Bumps nigga not herpes " he shakes his head
"Oh uhm proactive "
"Hell yeah !" He yells excitedly " your lil sexy smart ass " he says and she giggles as the word changes
"Ouuu the nigga from lion king " Von points
"Mufassa " she answers proudly
"No"he shakes his head
"Scar ? "
"Nope "
"Damn , simba" she answers anxiously
"No dumbass Cmon you got ten seconds left "he tells her
"Uhm Nala ? Sarabi? Pumbaa? Beyoncé ? Damn ! " she blurts out then hears the time run out . "Awe man who was it ? "
"it was naveen "he says and she furrows her eyebrows"haha you lost "
"Naveen ? " she questions confused "the prince ?!"
"Yeah " he says in a duh tone
"Oh my god von " she mumbles then palms her face " he's off of princess and the frog goofy I didn't loose " she tells him then mushes his forehead
"Nigga no it's not naveen was that bird " he says
"His name was zazu " she rolls her eyes
"Bruh you bout dumb as hell! the fuck is a zazu? I watch lion king all the mufuckin time how you gone tell me who and who's not name is naveen" he yells
"Spell naveen von " she smirks and sucks his teeth
"You spell zazu"He spats at her
"Z-a-z-u" she spells out and he side eyes her
"Man fuck you im done playing with your cheating ass " he huffs while pushing her off his lap and gets out the bed to walk to the restroom
"Babe you such a sore loser " she chuckles and follows him then watches as he brushes his teeth for the third time this morning .
"Yo ass be cheating all the time that's why " he shakes his head and rinses his mouth out before wiping the excess water off . He smiles widely and looks over his grills then licks his lips and turns towards Kennedy . She smiles a little and palms his cheek with her hands . "You got baby oil on ?"He asks her and she chuckles and looks at him confused
"No , why ? "
"Cause you look shiney as hell " he says rubbing his finger across her forehead then rubbing it with his thumb to make sure it's oil free.
"I'm glowing von " she tells him honestly .
She noticed her glow after their movie night a couple days ago and she honestly thinks is from her not telling von anything about the test .
She stuffed the envelope in her purse and hasn't looked or thunk about it since . She hasn't even thought to open it either and Ever since then they've been happy and problem free So she knows that's why she's been nothing but happy right along with von . They've been spending so much time together lately and playing fun games , laughing , and making each other happy instead o fighting as often as they started to . It honestly felt nice to be in such a happy state with him and she never wants it to end .
Plus She didn't want to be known as the toxic couple that's always fighting so shes glad their finally back solid
"What you glowing fa? " he asks and she smiles
"You " she smirks and he starts laughing
"Oh yeah cause I was in them guts last night " he boost and she shakes her head "I was in that hoe like boom boom boom boom boom " he yells and turns to start dancing in the mirror
"Boy shut up that's not the reason " she laughs while pushing him "plus it wasn't even allat "she lies
"Man shut yo cap ass up you can't even take my shit forreal , yo ass be running like a lil hoe " he smirks and grabs her waist so she's standing in front of him in the mirror .
"You just love boosting yourself up huh ? " she asks smiling at him through the mirror
"Hell you , you love it to "he nods "you used to fucking with them insecure lame ass niggas that get shot in they own house and shit "
"Von " she laughs "you know you not supposed to be talking about that "
"I ain't even say no names " he shrugs "you know who I'm talking bout though , I just wanna make it known that you upgraded "
"I wouldn't say allat " she chuckles just to get under his skin and he stale faces her through the mirror
"So them niggas fuck you better than me ? "He asks seriously
"Von it's not always about sex "she rolls her eyes.
"Shittt I was tryna bail them niggas out with the sex thing cause they damn sure not fucking wit me in nun else "he boosts
"Ion know "she drags "Clarence might got you on the bawdy " she smirks
"Man shut the fuck up his fanned out ass would pay to look like me " he says then smacks her head "that's why asian got a fatter ass then you "
She gasps a little then turns around and pushes him "I bet she do, that fake ass shit "she spats at him and he starts chuckling"anybody can have a fat ass when you pay for it ! "
"Calm down You hang around me to much lil folks nem you need some friends "he laughs and she rolls her eyes
"You do to much always taking stuff
To far"
"Shut up you know it's fuck that girl bout yo lil booty ahh "he says smacking her butt "plus if I wanted you to have a ghetto booty you would have it fasho "
"Yeah Mhm " she mumbles then he turns her back around into the mirror and holds her waist close to his while kissing down her neck "Do asian have sex with you better then me ? "She asks embarrassed .
"Hell Nah " he shakes his head quickly " she suck dick better than you though"
"Von " she swats his head at his bluntness "you really need a filter "
"I'm just being honest " he shrugs
"I never even did that to you yet " she rolls her eyes
"My point exactly you need to suck sumn!" He jokes and she pushes him off her
"I really hate you " she tells him
"No you don't " he smiles a little then pulls her in to plant a kiss on her lips . "What we doing today ?" He asks her
"I have to focus on my website again now that I finally got your birthday out the way " she answers and he groans
"Awe man cmon do that shit tomorrow I'm tryna spend time witchu " he says kissing on her neck again
"Von we've been hanging out for the last couple of days , not to be rude or anything but I'm tired of you " she mumbles and he looks up at her shocked
"You know what Fuck you " he says and pushes her out the bathroom door "I'mma go hang out with my kids you annoying me anyways "
"Whatever thickums "she shrugs smacking him on the butt "I love you "
"You gone stop smacking my ass like I'm your lil bitch or sumn "
"You are "she mumbles
"What nigga ?"
"Nothing !"