PEOPLE THERE'S BIG BIG SPOILERS FROM AOC IN HERE. BIG
(Zelda has joined the chat)
(Linkle has joined the chat)
(Mipha has joined the chat)
(Daruk has joined the chat)
(Revali has joined the chat)
(Urbosa has joined the chat)
Linkle: you guys forgot about me yesterday
Zelda: Sorry. Today is Link's-
Mipha: Birthday.
Daruk; Little Guy?!
Revali; Bruh yeah
Urbosa: ..n
Zelda: Urbosa, it's obvious you're keeping something. By the way, have you guys seen Link?
Mipha: I thought he was locked in his room
Revali: yeah
Daruk: I haven't seen him.
Linkle: Nope, and he's not in his house in Hateno, or here at Lurelin.
Urbosa: Actually he's here with me on Naboris. On my couch
Zelda: Urbosa's Secret. *Revealed*
Revali: Wait, you had a couch in your Divine Beast?
Urbosa: yeah a couch, shower, lightning targets, sand seal pillows, beds, tub, sand pits, wardrobe, a pool, a unlimited weapon vault, and much more. Just think of my house.
Revali: I have a bed, wardrobe, I have everything you have, but a bow vault, free arrows, and arrow targets. Ooh, don't forget the posters that say, "Revali rules Link sucks!"
Mipha: revali! I have built in LED lights, water pools, diving boards, trident vaults, and Link stuff everywhere-oops
Daruk: I have pics of Yunobo everywhere. I have lava bed, a solar powered kitchen made for rocks and gorons, i love food and a lava pool and other things
Zelda: Yo guys calm down. Urbosa, where is he?
Urbosa: Inside the 4th room, sulking quietly.
Zelda: .......um ok then what shall we do for birthday. Something simple, yes.
Mioha: Well, I was thinking that we party on our divine beasts. Open up the travel gates.
*BEEP BOOP BOP*
Linkle: Ooh now there's noise?!
Zelda: Mipha, we can swim over at your divine beast, we can dance- no scratch that- we can eat food over at Daruk's divine beast, free paraglide over at revali's divine beast, and then open presents and share stories over at Naboris. Deal?
Linkle: Yes. I'll just join in the fun.
urbosa: yes little birdy
Mipha: Ok
Revali: yeah man
Daruk: YOU GOT IT
Zelda: [presents?]
Daruk: 2 rubies and 1 diamond.
Mipha: 30 ice arrows and 40 shock arrows
Urbosa: another Gerudo outfit because he lost his other one
Revali: 7 boko clubs.
Zelda: I'm giving him Sheikah Slate +. All his runes will be more powerful and take less time to recharge.
Urbosa: Revali, 7 boko clubs would be good for making fire, why don't you give Link flint as well?
Revali: I'll get him 2 flint.
Mipha: yes cuz I peeked in Link's pockets and saw AT LEAST 89 flint. I'm sure there's more deep inside his pockets.
Revali; The Master Sword was originally crafted by the goddess Hylia as the Goddess Sword, and was later forged into the Master Sword by the Goddess's chosen hero and its spirit, Fi, who bathed it in the three Sacred Flames located across the land that would become the Kingdom of Hyrule.
Daruk: Um ok I knew that- no i didn't
Linkle: wowza you got it off the net i know a website on my Sheikah Slate that says that, exact same wording.
Revali; Uhhh..
Urbosa: LOL Xd get roasted!
Zelda: 1. Open your travel gates.
Urbosa: Wait why are we even on our Divine Beasts
Mipha: ?
Daruk: *shrugs*
Revali: idk and idc
Linkle: ??????
Zelda: Hey why is my name all cramped?
Daruk: Now mine is cramped it's getting hard to read!!!!
Urbosa: Stop this right now.........??
Mipha: Princess, can you do something??
Zelda: yeah lemme try something...
(Zelda has fixed font style)
Zelda: NOW IS IT FIXED??
Mipha: No, all the words are bold AND jumbled!
Revali: What did you do, Zelda?
Daruk: i don't like this. We need to bring in......
Urbosa: LINK.
Linkle: No but he's going to block us all and then leave and stuff like that!
Zelda; What do I do, what do I do?!
Urbosa: I actually-
Revali: I actually li-
Daruk: i actually like- Mipha: I actually like the font!
Linkle: yeah, but I don't like it.
Zelda: Me either
Linkle: That it. I'm getting Link. Urbosa, do your job.
(Zelda has changed chat settings and font)
Zelda: Yay I think it got fixed
Mipha: yeah, but now the font is tilted.
Revali: [inserts a cursing emoji] but I can't do that because the Sheikah Slate broke down and are only allowing you to type words.
Urbosa: i can do it! 😀 ▶️😞▶️😓▶️😥▶️🤒▶️🤧▶️🤢▶️🤮🤮▶️😷⏩⏩😵😵😵
Daruk: Hey! You made a chart of someone getting sick then dying!!
Linkle: Hey,I gotta go do my fishing trip around Lurelin Village. If Link DOES come online, tell him that I said happy Birthday.
Zelda; Ok. Will do. Goodbye, Linkle!
Daruk: Bye
Mipha: Farewell
Urbosa: Until next time!
(Hey you stole mine)
Revali: Bye Linkle
(Linkle has left the chat)
Zelda: Ok,now that SHE'S gone, we can roast. What do you want to do?
(Terrako has joined the chat)
Zelda: MA EGGY BOI
Urbosa: TERRAKO
Revali: hey, it's that dude that Impa wanted to catch that annoyed me!
Daruk; Ooh another little guy
Mipha: AWWWWWW He's back
Terrako: BOOP. *Hi*
Mipha: Zelda what does that mean?
Zelda: Ok. People I need to teach you to understand Terrako chirping language. He says hi.
Urbosa: Is it true that Terrako is the Hero of Hyrule?
Daruk: In fact, he and Link are both.
Revali: yes, but then Link HELPED rebuild Terrako, so technically they're both heroes of hyrule.
Daruk: Bruh that's what I said.
Mipha: I remember. So first, All our attacks weren't doing any damage, then Terrako sacrificed himself to weaken Ganon's barrier. Then Zelda cries on and on then we aim our Divine beasts then shoot at Ganon, doing a lot of damage. Then the Champions all appeared in the Sanctum (idk why) then all fought Ganon head on. Link's shield almost broke because he held a falling boulder with it inches away from Zelda's body. Chills. And then Zelda created an unbreakable golden ball thingy to protect herself then Ganon almost died. And then Revali screamed at Link to not mess it up, then Link jumped on rocks, then sliced Ganon in half. Really. Like cut it in half like a sandwich. It was epic. Zelda then kept Terrako's screw forever because she sad. Then Link fixed Terrako with supa rare parts then there are 2 heroes. (that's just corny) and then everybody smiles and cheers then walk outside to celebrate!!!!!!!
Zelda: .....thank you, Mipha.
Terrako: Booop Bop Boop *Thank you Link*
Zelda: wait. If you look closely, he was trying to say thank you Link, but look. the first word, thank, had five letters. Terrako's booping has 5 letters. So Terrako's words have the same letters as the real message!
Daruk: Ok, let's try. Little egg, give us some stuff.
Terrako: Bop Boop Boooop Boooop.
Daruk: Hey! it's like I just got a sixth sense! he's saying that *You have strong weapon!*
Zelda: Ok. After this, Terrako doesn't have to spell anymore. He can boop freely.
Terrako: BOP! *YAY!*
Mipha: yes. yay. Now my only concern is Link..
(Link has changed Terrako's chat settings)
Terrako: HEY!
Revali: Wait weren't you booping a minute ago?!
Urbosa: Yeah...Link has something to do with this.
Zelda: Link has translated Terrako's boops to words. Terrako, say something.
Terrako: I am happy that everybody can understand my without boops.
Zelda; YAY
Daruk: Yeah, little egg!
Revali: I heard that Terrako knows all. He's our answer giver! Terrako, how was the master sword created?
Terrako: Beep Boop Boop: Scanning.............
The Master Sword was originally crafted by the goddess Hylia as the Goddess Sword, and was later forged into the Master Sword by the Goddess's chosen hero and its spirit, Fi, who bathed it in the three Sacred Flames located across the land that would become the Kingdom of Hyrule.
Revali: Sweet! We got free Sheikah on the chat! (Sheikah is their way of saying Google so "Sheikah" means Google.)
Zelda: Revali we don't need free Sheikah. If you press the - button in the corner of your slate then you can minimize your chat screen then search it on Sheikah, then press the + button to enlarge our hat screen again.
Revali: WOW NICE
Mipha: Hey Revali, what's your wallpaper when you turn on your Sheikah Slate, what's your profile picture, and what's your New Tab background?
Revali: Aren't wallpaper and background the same thing?
Mipha: No, wallaper is the one where you turn on your Sheikah Slate, then background is the image you see on New tab screen.
Revali: Okie here's my profile picture:
Zelda: ....NICE
Daruk:; Wow I like it
Mipha: it's better than i thought!
Urbosa: Wow. Wonderful.
Terrako: Nice
Revali: here's my new tab background.
Zelda: Nah I liked the other one better
Mipha: They're 2 different things. Profile Picture and new tab background.
Daruk: I like it.
Terrako: me likey
Urbosa: yeah me too
Zelda: Ok. Wallpaper?
Zelda: Oooh yay!!
Daruk: Me likey
Urbosa: Ooh nice
Mipha: *claps*
Terrako: .....
Zelda: Haha I think our little Terrako is sad because he doesn't see him
Terrako: Bee boop beeeeeeep bop bep beep beeep booooop
Daruk: Um u ok?
Zelda: Terrako!! Timeout! HE IS NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!
(Zelda has placed Terrako in Timeout Zone)
Mipha: There was such a thing?
Urbosa: Who knew?
Revali: What did Terrako say?
Zelda: That Link was going to-
*Meanwhile for Terrako in timeout zone*
Terrako: Zelda is the worst, she sent me in timeout zone..
Terrako: I wish I had someone to chat with in here.
(Link has joined Timeout Zone)
Link: Hi.
Terrako: Bop! *Hi*
Link: *sigh*
Terrako: Bop Beep Bop Beep! *I told Zelda about it!*
Link: glad to know that I can understand Terrako chirps. Glad you told her. What did she say!
Terrako: Boop Beep Boop Beep Beep. Bop Beeeeep Booooooop Beep Booop. *She said, bad Terrako. Timeout Zone! Go to Timeout Zone!*
Link: Actually, let's both beep! Boop Beep. Bop Beep, Beep Bop Boop Beep. *I know. She didn't believe you, didn't she.*
Terrako: Bop Bep. *Nuh uh.*
Link: Beep Bop, Bop Beep Bop Beeeeep Boop. *Well then, I gotta go do so.*
Terrako: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Boop!!! *Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease don't!!!*
Link: Bop Beep Bop. *I have to.*
Terrako: Beeeeeeeeeeeep. *siggggggggghhhhhhhhh*
Link: Booop Beep Bop Beep Beep Boop Beeeep! *Unless you don't want me to!*
Terrako: BOOP! Beep Boop Bop Bop Beep Beeeep. *NOOO! You're like a Father to me!*
Link: Boop Beep Bop Beeeeep Boop. *Glad you think that way.*
Terrako: Boop, Bop Bep Beep?? *So, yes or no??*
Link: Beeeeeeeep........Bop. *Hmmmm...........No.*
Terrako: Bop bop bop!!! Beep Beep Bop Beeeeeeeep! Booooop beep bop bep beep boop beep! *Yay! Glad that you're staying! I'm glad you didn't say yes! Yippee!!!!*
Link: Boop, beep Bop Beep Bop Boop Beep, Boop beep bop beep bop beep bop. *Well, sonce I can control this chat, let's get you out of the Timeout Zone.*
Terrako: Bop! *Ok!*
(Link has hacked out of Timeout Zone.)
(Link has hacked Terrako out of Timeout Zone)
Zelda: -Mountain.
urbosa: princess, that could be- TERRAKO?
Terrako: Boop Bop Beep Bop Bop Beep Beeep. *All thanks to my special friend.*
Link: Booop, Beep bop bep boop. Beep Bop Boop Beep Booop! *Aww, thanks. You convinced me to!*
Zelda: It seems like our friend here can communicate in Terrako.
Urbosa: Who knows how long Link had been practicing Terrako chirps?!
Mipha: ?
Revali: ?
Daruk: so princess, about that Mountain. True or False.
Link: Boop Beeep Bop Beeeep, Bop Bep BOPPPPPPPPPP!!!! *All thanks to Terrako, I am not!!!!*
Zelda: Yeah!!!! Yippee!!!!
Terrako: Boop Beep Bop Beeeeep BOOP!! *Yay i'm so happy!!!
(Link has hacked and changed chat settings)
Link: Boop Beep Terrako. *Good thing Terrako.
Terrako: What
Link: the champions and zelda can't see these meassages.
Terrako:....What
Link: Did you really mean all those things you said?
Terrako: yes, I do many things but I don't lie. yes, Link.
(I'm getting a case of Terralink)
Link: Boop Beep Bop Beeeeep. *Thank you. it means a lot to me.*
Terrako: Bop Beeep! *No problem!*
(Link has un-hacked chat settings)
Zelda: What did you do it says like:
Link:
Urbosa: Yeah we could see you names and these, ?!. but we couldn't see what you were typing.
Revali: We saw this one.
Link: , !
Mipha: Also,
Terrako: , . , .
Daruk: Guys I gotta play Lava Dives. They're holding a competition! I gotta win. See ya!
(Daruk has left the chat)
Zelda: Ok. Today was weird. Soon the chat will lock because it has been open for too long. Jk. The chat doesn't lock. But if it has been open for an hour, yes it will lock.
Link: I can prevent that. Beep Boop Beep? *Right Terrako?*
Terrako: BOP! *YES!*
(Link has (once again) hacked chat settings)
Link: Ok, we are all good.
Urbosa: Dude Link you have TOO MUCH POWER.
Link: Ha LOL It's fine. I use it in a good way.
Revali: hey! Teba wants to train back at Flight Range. Bye, fellas!
(Revali has left the chat)
Urbosa: Stormy, (Urbosa's sand seal) wants to eat now. it is around her lunchtime. I'm getting a canteen then feeding her. See ya, people!!!
(Urbosa has left the chat)
Zelda: Oh yeah, I forgot. Linkle said hi and Happy Birthday when she left. She told me to transfer the message.
Link: Beep. Boop, Boop Beep Bop Beeeeep Boop! *Well, I didn't really neeed a big birthday surprise.*
Link: Booop Beep Booooop. *Today was perfect.*
Zelda: Awwww, yes. We can stay on a little longer.
Mipha: I need to teach Sidon the Shatterback five, Edge of Point five, Spin Attack, and the frontflip one, ooh the 10/10 one, and also that somersault one.
Zelda: MIPHA NO HE'S NOT READY----
(Mipha has left the chat)
Zelda: Oh. R. I. P Sidon.
Link: Beep Boop Bop. Beep Bop Bee Boop. Beep Boop Beeep. *Don't worry. Sidon is a Zora. He'll get it.*
Terrako: Boop Boop Beep bop! *Yeah! Link is right. he'll be fine!*
Zelda: Ok, if you say so!
Zelda: Well, it's a perfect day for golfing. You get the bats and I'll get the balls.
Link: Bop? *What?*
Zelda: Oh yes. You guys never played it. So, the bats are Kilton's bouncy hammers, and the balls are Keese eyeballs. So first, you choose a destination with a good sized hole. Then, you stasis the Keese eyeball, then hit it while the stasis it charging, then when the Stass undos, the ball will fly and you see if it lands in the hole (Mr. A Game did this exact same thing)
Link: Boop......Beep Bop! *Um......ok fun!*
Terrako: Bop Beep Cop? *Can I come?*
Zelda: OF COURSE
Link: Then let's play golf. I'll gather the materials.
Terrako: Princess, you choose a spot.
Zelda: Here! Watch out, because there's a Golden Lynel waiting behind the hole. if you hit too far, you will trigger the golden Lynel.
Link: That's a bad spot.
Zelda: More like, THE ONLY SPOT
Link: There's lots of spots with holes around Hyrule. At least 7, if I can count.
Terrako: hey the font is wacky and thick
Zelda: Oh no. it happened again. Well, we learn to live with it.
Link: Ok, I hit first. AIM...FIRE
Zelda: NO LINK IT'S TOO FAR-
Terrako: LONGER HIT
Link: SHUSH
Link: How did that not go in it's like hangin around at the brim of it. Humph.
Link: Wait there's wind!!
Zelda: AHH not fair I want wind. Wait no but it might blow the ball of track nevermind.
Link: It winded in!!!! Yeah!!
Terrako: That was pure luck.
Link: Link: 1 Zelda: 0 Terrako: 0.
Terrako: Ok, my turn WEEEE
Terrako: Shoka......FIREEE
Link: no Terrako It's gonna hit the Lynel!
Zelda: AHH
Terrako: Shoka? SHOKA!!!!!
Link: LOL It missed the hole by an inch. Sorry, Terrako.
Terrako: Ugh. Princess, your turn!
Zelda: let's go. Aim...................................................---
Link: You take long to aim
Zelda: .......!!!!!!!! FIRE
Zelda: It went right behind the hole. Gamer's unlock is caused by- Terrako, how is Gamer's Unluck caused by?
Terrako: Boop Beep Bop! Searching........
Gamers unluck is caused by lack of determination and courage. You are thinking negative thoughts while gaming, golfing, frisbee throwing, fishing, running, tossing, metal box stacking, etc. How To Prevent Gamers Unluck:
In order to prevent Gamers unluck, you must be thinking positive thoughts, and thinking things through with a plan. You must come prepared, not misunderstanding the topic. You also need to have courage, determination, and hope for the best. Visit www.gamerluckandunlucktips.org today!
Zelda: Um...thank you, Terrako.
Link: I'm going to go to that website rn
Zelda: This one? www.gamerluckandunlucktips.org
Link: yes, www.gamerluckandunlucktips.org
Link: I'm getting really cool stuff- AHH there's this Lynel who's online for some weird reason and he wants to trade pictures with me. He wants to know where I live- Bruh everyone knows where I live I'm famous.
Zelda: Link, get out of that website!!
Link: No, I'm learning_ STOP IT LYNEL I'M NOT TELLING YOU MY GENDER
Zelda: Wait....what account are you logging in as?
Link: Linkboi117@hyrulecastle
Zelda: Ok...do you normally log in as that
Link: yes, _STOP YOU FRICKIN LYNEL i"M NOT SWAPPING BODIES WITH YOU WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Terrako: Did I mention that my websites aren't kid friendly?
Zelda: Terrako, for your information we're past adults we're like 117 and 118 years old.
Zelda: 1. Link, get out of there. 2, on with the golf.
Link: Ok...AHHH it won't let me press x
Zelda: TERRAKO WHAT DID YOU GIvE US WHATS www.gamerluckandunlucktips.org
Terrako: *whimper beeps* An account that Harbinger G-Ganon g-gave m-me...
Zelda: TERRAKO
Link: Oh I remember Harbinger Ganon it was that evil version of Terrako filled with Hatred and Malice, that was Astor's sidekick
Zelda: yes, and Terrako gave us a website that Harbinger Ganon gave him!
Link: After all, my mother helped make these Sheikah Slates I night know a few things..
Zelda: Wait your mother?.....Ah! Was she that woman friends with my mother's friend?
Link: I don't know...was your mother's friend Amala?
Zelda: yes that's the one! Your mother had dark blond hair, she always wore what a regular Hylian would wear, and she never wore hoods. Your mother was a great friend. My mother died when I was 7.
Link: My mother and father died a couple weeks ago.
Terrako: ....
Zelda: Oh yes. On with golf!
Link: Link: 1 Zelda: 0 Terrako: 0
Link: I'm gonna stasis...AIMM>>>FIRE
Zelda: Ooh it's too far I'm closing my eyes..
Terrako: BOOOOOOOP BEEP Bop Booop bEEp *It hit the Lynel's eye!*
Everyone: It hit the Lynels eye RUN-
(Link was disconnected)
(Zelda was disconnected)
(Terrako was disconnected)
Wow. What an ending. i actually like this font. BYE