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Mipha: There's a new idea from EtherGem who says to have one of us vanish and appear somewhere else in the middle of a training session!
Zelda: Oh good! Now I can test my TR-K0 Teleporter!
Revali: Why not use the Shiekah Slate?
Zelda: The Shiekah Slate can only teleport in Hyrule.
Link: Who's gonna do the dare?
Zelda: Not me
Mipha: Not me
Revali: Not me
Urbosa: Not me
Daruk: Not me
Link: Not me
Revali: AW COME ON!!!! THIS AIN'T FUN UNTIL SOMEONE DOES THE DARE!!!!
Link: What about you do it?
Revali: no.
Link: Quick vote. Who wants Revali to do it?
Everyone except for Revali: Me.
Revali: PUH-LEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN! I THOUGHT I SACRIFICED MY SELF TO LET YOU GUYS WIN! I EVEN SAVED YOU GUYS AFTER GAINING A CHANCE TO BE ALIVE AGAIN!!!!
Urbosa: The serious you and the normal you are completely different.
Daruk: Yes.
Mipha: I don't want to be mean, but it is true.
Zelda: Just do it.
Link: YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Revali: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Link: Do it.
Daruk: Do it.
Zelda: Do it?
Urbosa: ........okay.......
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Zelda: Stop jamming the key board
Revali: FINE!
Link: fInE
Mipha: Please don't tease him.
Urbosa: Where's the teleporter?
Zelda: RIGHT HER!
*Gigantic Teleporter appears*
Daruk: WOW! THAT'S BIG!!!!
Mipha: My god.
Revali: Hmmph
*Link pushes Revali*
Revali: HEY!
Link: See you around sucker!
Revali: NOOOO0000000000ooooooooo..........
Mipha: Goodness.
Urbosa's mind: Please be okay Rev Pls be okay Pls Pls Pls Pls Pls be okay.
Urbosa: Should we do something?
Zelda: I wanna do shruggie
Daruk: Meh, just stay here.
Revali teleported to the other side of Hyrule. Darkule.
Revali: OOF!
Revali: Ugh.... this place is pretty dark and creepy. Where am I?
Revali: Helloooooo? Helloooooooooooo? Anyone heeeeeeeeeeere?
Dark Spirit: Hello.
Revali: WOAH WHO ARE YOU!?
Dark Sprit: I am a spirit who is in hell right now. I used to be a murder.
Revali: Don't ask me about why I'm here. I'm still alive, and I teleported here.
Dark Spirit: Ok...... So........you might want to meet the god of hell, or Darkule. Follow the path of the torches and you'll meet him there.
Revali: Ok.
*Revali walked the path*
Revali: I hear some noises.
Revali: What.... WHAT THE!?
Meanwhile for our champions...
Link: I'm bored.
Urbosa: me 2
Zelda: You want to do dares?
Daruk: Revali would've been a better entertainer than anybody here.
Mipha: Yes.....but I kind of miss him.
Link: Not me though.
Daruk: o.......Kay?
What Revali saw was....
Revali: Woah.... this place is....
The god of Darkule is....is having a party with.....with demons and dark spirits! Some of them are playing poker, eating cake, getting drunk, watching movies, and.....and.....some of the angles from the heavens are joining too!
Garter: Oh hi! Are you a Dark Spirit?
Revali: Well, no. I'm a living Rito. Revali.
Garter: Wait. You're a living? Why are you here then?
Revali: I teleported here an-
Garter: Why not join the party!
Revali: okay??????
Garter: Good! Want some demon pie?
Revali: Maybe.
*Demon pie suddenly appeared on Revali's plate*
Revali: watt.
Garter: Bon'appetit.
The rest of the champions are starting to worry
Mipha: I don't know. Maybe we should go with Revali!
Daruk: Yeah, I'm getting worried.
Link: Me too.
Zelda: Me too.
Urbosa: Me too.
Mipha: Okay. Come on! Let's dive!
*Everyone goes to Darkule*
Mipha: Revali! Where are you!
Urbosa: We sent him here? Where are we?
Link: Revali!?
Daruk: Look out! Lava!
Zelda: Geez that's scary.
Daruk: And a giant rock!
Zelda: NOOOOO000000oooooo......
Urbosa: O_O
Link: Hey uh, why's there a flying fire there?
Mipha: Um, it looks like a dragon.
*The Dragon started shooting fire*
Daruk: RUN EVERYONE RUN!
Link: HIYAAAAAAAAAA
Urbosa: We need to find Revali!
They had even more trouble like Lava rising, rocks falling, and bats attacking, and they finally heard a sound of Revali. They looked in and...
Revali: -And that's when I said, SQUAK SQUAK!
Demons: HAR HAR HAR HAR! ANOTHER ONE REV ANOTHER!
Revali: Oh wait! Hi guys! I'm having a party with these demon! Want to join?
Champions and Zelda: *hand palms*
Revali: wut
I could've made it better