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Link: tHeRe iS nOtHiNg To dO
Urbosa wut
Link: ThErE iS nOtHiNg To dO
Mipha: I think we get the idea now.
Mipha: Don't worry Link, there's an idea from gamemaster-kel who says the we change villages! It says here that Link goes to Geurdo town, I go to Rito village, Daruk goes to Zora's domain, Urbosa goes to Goron city, Revali goes to Hateno village, and....well....... Zelda goes to the wild for a day.
Link: Why
Urbosa: Why
Zelda: w h y
Mipha: Well, Rito village is a little cold but mostly fine.
Daruk: I guess I could go to the Domain. It's a little wet there though.
Revali: At least Hateno Village is fine.
Urbosa: I can't go there because I have chief duties.
Revali: You can just leave it to your most trust worthy guard.
Urbosa: I W I L L B U R N I N T H A T P L A C E
Revali: Then buy some elixir.
Urbosa: I W I L L S O O N R U N O U T O F T H E M
Revali: Then buy more.
Urbosa: I-
Revali: Quit making excuses KAREN.
Urbosa: RE-
(Link muted Urbosa)
Urbosa: Fine.
Zelda: Karen?
Mipha: Karen means a female who demand beyond the scoop of what's normal.
Zelda: Oh.
Link: oh do I HAVE to wear my women Geurdo wears?
Urbosa: Then you can't get there.
Revali: HAR HAR HAR
Daruk: Okay.....
Zelda: I am NOT living in the wild for one day because I am a PRINCESS.
Link: -_-
Daruk: -_-
Urbosa: -_-
Mipha: -_-
Revali: -_-
Zelda: What?
Revali: wHaT? Says the spoiled brat.
Zelda: HEY
Urbosa: Please don't bully my little bird.
Revali: FiNe but she WILL have to live in the wild though.
Daruk: Princess, you might like it there!
Link: Yeah! I like camping out doors!
Zelda: fInE
Mipha: Please be in a good attitude.
Two hours later...
Link: Ugh.....Hi? I guess?
Random Geurdo: It's Sav'saaba
Link: sAv'SaAbA or whatEVER. I'm going to the bar.
*Link walks in the bar*
Link: Well...uh...Sav'sb- I mean Sav'saaba. I want one bottle of Nobel Pursuit.
Bar Owner: That'll be a thousand rupees.
Link: A THOUSAND!?!? THAT'S A RIP OFF!!!
Bar Owner: I'm sorry it was one hundred.
Link: Still a rip off, but here. Take it.
Bar Owner: Before you take one, would you like to be a member ship of Cold Pursuit (The name of the Bar)?
Link: no.
Bar Owner: Are you sure? You'd miss the 20% off member ship token!
Link: NO.
Bar Owner: Then would you like a 10% off card?
Link: I said NO!
Bar Owner: If not, could you please tell your phone number?
Link: FOR WHAT?
Bar Owner: To call you whenever you want a Pursuit!
Link: UGH! 653 - 7838 - 1576!!!!
Bar Owner: There. Now can you please pay the taxes?
Link: TAXES!? WHY DO YOU EVEN DO TAXES!?
Bar Owner: For the town!
Link: FINE! HOW MUCH ARE THE TAXES!?
Bar Owner: 10 rupees.
Link: HERE! TAKE IT!
Bar Owner: Thank you. You still don't want the member ship, nor the card?
Link: I DO NOT NEED IT!
Bar Owner: Okay. Then here you go.
Link: FINALLY!!!
Meanwhile for Mipha...
Mipha: I'm glad I bought a Rito Wear! This place is cold!
Rito Guy: Hi there! You must be Link's girlfriend right?
Mipha: 0////0 well...yes but how do you know that?
Rito Guy: Master Revali told that to me!
Mipha's mind: I will kill Ravioli after this.
Mipha: Oh! I...well...good bye!
Mipha's mind: Then I will feed his body to the dogs.
Mipha's mind: And choose another Rito champion.
Rito Women: OOOOOOIIII!!!
Mipha: Excuse me, what happened?
Rito Women: My daughter is missing! The youngest sister of all of the five. She's probably at Walber's Nest and practicing!
Mipha: Oh. But I cannot fly. I'm sorry.
Rito Women: *Sighs* OOOOOOIIIIIIII!!!!!!
Mipha's mind: MY GOD HER VOICE IS LOUD AS %&*#!
Mipha: I think I'll go t-
Rito Women: OOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
*Mipha cover her ears*
Rito Women: OOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
Mipha: AAAAAUGH!!!
Rito Women: OOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII
Mipha: AAAAAAA-
Rito Women: OOOOOOIIIIIIIII-
Mipha: OKAY OKAY SHUT UP!!!!
Rito Women: ...
Mipha: *sighs*
Rito Women: *sighs*
Kheel: Hi!
Rito Women: *hand palms*
Mipha's mind: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Meanwhile for Daruk...
Daruk: Wow. This place is BIG!!! I might even get lost here!
Goron: *gasp* Master Daruk!
Daruk: Another Goron here? That's cool! What's up?
Goron: So.... why are you here? And I'm doing completely fine!
Daruk's mind: If I say that it's a dare, he'll probably disrespect me! I'm gonna say this is a vacation.
Daruk: This is a little vacation you know.
Goron: Oh cool! What are you gonna do here?
*Daruk sweats because he have no idea of what to do*
Daruk: I...I dunno.
Goron: Huh. This place is amazing! Especially fishing! There are many kinds of fish, and the corals outside are beautiful! Don't tell me that you didn't see those.
*Daruk sweats even more*
Daruk: I..I saw th...the corals.
Goron: Is something wrong?
Daruk's mind: HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY!!!
Daruk: N...nothing's wrong. It's that-
Daruk's mind: WHAT SHOULD I SAY GODESS HYLIA!!?!??!?!?!?!?
Daruk: I'm afraid of heights.
Goron: But I thought you were fine on Death Mountain!
Daruk's mind: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!
Daruk: S...Speaking of Death Mountain, what's your favorite rock?
Goron: Me? I like rubies!
Daruk: I like coal. Really! You should try it!
Goron: Really? I'll try it master Daruk! See you somewhere around!
Daruk's mind: Thank god....
Part 2 coming up! This part's gonna be long if I don't split.